Glythtide Faire 11-3-2001

"Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you, the Team Buska Rhyme. Please give a big round of applause as they sing their song "Welcome to the Faire"."

Daedra applauds.

Bard Isembard's group just arrived.

Daedra smiles at the Team as she strolls towards the right wing and disappears from sight. The torches dim slightly, leaving only a few to spotlight the team who are now standing at center stage, as the Team Buska Rhyme's melody begins to float across the audience.

Mistress of Ceremony Daedra went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Isembard smiles.

Xanzie smiles.

Isembard nods to Xanzie.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"I met an old man today. He was full of joy and merry

For the road was filled with travelers and they were going to the Faire

He laughed as he stepped lightly on the ground,

His voice was a song on the wind

Everyone shall feel the joy, because Glythtide will be there"

Xanzie grins.

Espritia's alto, Roxana's soprano, Xaphira's soprano and Isembard's tenor join with Xanzie's mezzo-soprano as she sings:

"Ooh de lay de, ooh da lo

Show us joy and we shall know

Bring your bodies, bring your souls to the Faire

And a hey and a ho

Over the hill we go

To Glythtide's joy we will share

We shall find it at the Faire"

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"I met a young girl today. She was filled with newness and life

Oh, she traveled with us all, over hill down to the Faire

She sang of the love she hoped to find

Of a man she knew was kind

Down the road she will be married and Glythtide will find her there."

Xanzie smiles widely.

Espritia's alto, Roxana's soprano, Xaphira's soprano and Isembard's tenor join with Xanzie's mezzo-soprano as she sings:

"Ooh de lay de, ooh da lo

Show us joy and we shall know

Bring your bodies, bring your souls to the Faire

And a hey and a ho

Over the hill we go

To Glythtide's joy we will share

We shall find it at the Faire"

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Oh the people were on the road today praying for hope and solace,

They are moving onward down the road searching for peace

And all these refugees of strife

Are giving thanks for love of life

Down the road Glythtide shall shelter them and pray this war shall cease"

Espritia's alto, Roxana's soprano, Xaphira's soprano and Isembard's tenor join with Xanzie's mezzo-soprano as she sings:

"Ooh de lay de, ooh da lo

Give us peace and we shall know

Bring your bodies, bring your soul to the Faire

And a hey and a ho

Over the hill we go

As Glythtide's flock we will all share

We shall find it at the Faire"

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"The people gathered at the Faire today, and they lived carefree for a while

Come together and remember, Ooh de lay down at the Faire

Bring your tales and songs of joy

There's fun for every girl and boy

At the Faire we shall find joy, for Glythtide shall be there."

Xanzie leans on Isembard.

Espritia's alto, Roxana's soprano, Xaphira's soprano and Isembard's tenor join with Xanzie's mezzo-soprano as she sings:

"Ooh de lay de, ooh da lane

Bring us joy to fight our pain

Bring your bodies, bring your souls to the Faire

And a hey and a ho

Over the hill we go

To Glythtide's joy we will share

We shall find it at the Faire"

Roxana winks at Xanzie.

Isembard smiles.

Isembard bows.

Roxana bows.

Markhor bows.

Xaphira bows.

Xanzie curtsies.

Espritia curtsies.

Isembard beams at Xanzie!

Xanzie beams!

Isembard exclaims, "We're Team Buska Rhyme folks. Thank you!"

Roxana waves.

Isembard waves.

Roxana grins.

Xanzie waves.

Espritia waves.

Markhor grins.

Xaphira waves.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group just arrived.

Markhor waves.

Ravenstorme smiles.

Xanzie gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Bard Isembard's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Zazu cheerfully exclaims, "now that was a lively song!"

Zazu grins at Ravenstorme.

Ravenstorme exclaims, "Ye bet, but thats just the begging!"

Master of Ceremony Dareth just arrived.

Ravenstorme chuckles.

Zazu grins at Ravenstorme.

Ravenstorme says, "Er beggining even"

Zazu cheerfully says, "Next we have a group of princely type songs, in honor of Prince Vorclaf"

Ravenstorme leans on Zazu.

Zazu curls her tail around Ravenstorme's waist.

Zazu stretches.

Zazu asks, "Dareth, have ye seen these ladies perform in the past?"

Zazu directs a curious meow at Dareth.

Basselope takes a sip of his ale.

Dareth says, "nae I have not"

Dareth says, "but I am most intrique"

Zazu cheerfully says, "ah, then ye are in for a real treat"

Zazu grins at Dareth.

Ravenstorme nods.

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Zazu cheerfully says, "Ladies and Gentleman, I present for you this day, Espritia of the tavern troupe."

Ravenstorme says, "The Queen as i like to call her"

Ravenstorme smiles Espritia

Zazu cheerfully says, "she has prepared a song for the Prince."

Zazu smiles as she gathers Ravenstorme and Dareth behind her, leaving the stage for Espritia.

Zazu holds hands with Dareth.

Zazu grins like an idiot.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Tavern Trouper Espritia just arrived.

Espritia smiles.

Espritia plays a low, wistful melody on her violin.

Espritia wistfully sings in an alto voice:

"There's something I've wanted since I was a child

And it seems upone me fate has smiled

For today, I am getting my heart's desire.

So I sing, my voice soaring higher."

Espritia sings in an alto voice:

"I've studied and practiced, working so hard

Learned from Masters to be a good Bard

So now that my wish has come true,

I stand here to sing for you."

Espritia sings in an alto voice:

"Majesty, I offer you a serenade

Not much for money, my song is my trade.

It may not be gold,

but it's the best I have to give

For music is how I live."

Espritia takes a deep breath, closing her eyes as she draws deep, rich notes from her violin.

Espritia sings in an alto voice:

"I've traveled and fought to sing here today

Brawled with trolls, and slew other prey.

Struggled with words to get the song right

Tangled with chords to make the tune bright."

Espritia tenderly draws the bow against the strings of the violin.

Espritia sings in an alto voice:

"Now tis my job to make the Prince smile

Amuse and entertain him in full Bardic style

And perhaps, if he is pleased with my song

He'll allow me to sing again before long."

Espritia grins hopefully at Vorclaf.

Espritia sings in an alto voice:

"Majesty, I offer you a serenade

Not much for money, my song is my trade.

It may not be gold,

but it's the best I have to give

For music is how I live."

Espritia plays a bridge into a new melody line: fast, fierce and furious.

Espritia sings in an alto voice:

"Warrior forged in flames

Tempered in water

His battle cry rings through the air

Feet pounding the earth

to vanquish his enemies."

Espritia plays a fierce battle song on her violin, intermixed with sorrowful lines.

Espritia inhales deeply, preparing to sing in full voice.

Espritia firmly sings in an alto voice:

"The warrior's heart will pound

And his soul will burn

His sword will sing

And his foes will turn!"

Espritia brings the melody to a frantic pitch, as if a battle is turning.

Espritia plays a fierce tune on her violin, fingers dancing over the strings, until the battle played out in the music ends on a ringing triumphant note.

Espritia removes the bow from the strings, and curtsies deeply to Vorclaf.

Espritia smiles.

Tavern Trouper Espritia went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group just arrived.

Zazu smiles as she approaches the stage with a grin

Zazu cheerfully exclaims, "Now Espritia knows how to spin a tune!"

Zazu gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Zazu exclaims, "lets here it for Espritia one more time!"

Chabelle applauds.

Zazu grins at Chabelle.

Chabelle smiles at Zazu.

Zazu sweetly says, "Our next performer, is very dear to me"

Zazu gazes at Chabelle.

Chabelle perks her ears up happily as she gazes at Zazu.

Zazu sweetly says, "she is my very own lil sister"

Zazu perks her ears up happily as she gazes at Chabelle.

Zazu curls her tail around Chabelle's waist.

Chabelle curls her tail around Zazu's waist.

Zazu cheerfully asks, "Belle, do ye have a song for the Prince?"

Zazu directs a curious meow at Chabelle.

Chabelle gives Zazu a smooch.

Chabelle says, "Indeed I do."

Zazu perks her ears up in delight.

Chabelle giggles.

Chabelle covers her mouth with her hand.

Chabelle smiles as she takes the stage, confidently carrying her violin and bow. She smiles as she strolls to center stage.

Zazu cheerfully says, "well then, my sweet, I'll let you sing"

Zazu smiles as she quietly slips off stage

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Tavern Trouper Chabelle just arrived.

Chabelle says, "This song is called "The Prince's Dilemma". by Chabelle D'Jhue."

Chabelle smiles mischievously as she places her violin under her chin. Pulling the bow across the strings, a playful tune emits over the area.

Chabelle playfully sings in a soprano voice:

"The Jester out of boldness said

To the Prince, "A kiss, if you please."

In turn, he reddened with the tease

And simply said, "Off with your head!""

(Chabelle ducks her head slightly as she continues with her playful ballad.)

Chabelle guardedly sings in a soprano voice:

"The guards kept watch to keep the right

Honor held and crowd's delight.

The fool lay weeping in the night,

The royal heart shut tight."

Chabelle excitedly sings in a soprano voice:

"They waited 'til the Sun had rays

Shone on the shackled clown,

And all the subjects of the town

Gathered for this day's arrays."

Chabelle smiles playfully as she pauses for a moment to wave her bow over the crowd.

Chabelle sternly sings in a soprano voice:

"His majesty was holding court.

His love for folly did not report.

Around him, in a crystal fort,

Sat Jurisprudence and Consort."

(Chabelle nods to Jurisprudence and Consort, standing by the wings of the stage. You could almost swear you hear a growling coming from them as they listen to the song.)

Chabelle harshly sings in a soprano voice:

"How dare this lowly knave!

The Prince could never love such lowness!

And out of ignorance and slowness,

Unknowingly the crowd behaved."

Chabelle mischievously sings in a soprano voice:

"Then, finally, to Protest's groan,

And for grand love he must atone,

The Prince abdicated from the throne

And Jester took her secret lover home."

Chabelle smiles mischeviously as the last note fades away. She turns and gives Prince Vorclaf a little wink before exiting off the stage lest she get caught by his guards.

Tavern Trouper Chabelle went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group just arrived.

Daedra nods.

Zazu grins at Daedra.

Daedra smiles at Xaphira.

Daedra grins at Zazu.

(Zazu quietly walks to the front of the stage and observes the audience.)

Zazu sweetly exclaims, "That Chabelle sure knows how to brighten a room!"

Zazu leans on Daedra.

Xaphira nods.

Daedra giggles.

Zazu asks, "Daedra, dear, what do you know bout our next performer?"

Xaphira frets.

Daedra asks, "Is that why she was running?"

Xaphira glances at Daedra.

Zazu glances at Xaphira.

Zazu giggles at Daedra.

Xaphira glances at Zazu.

Daedra glances at Xaphira.

Xaphira coughs.

Zazu sweetly says, "Xaphira is a tavern trouper with a rather, interesting, princely song"

Zazu grins at Xaphira.

Xaphira hums to herself.

Xaphira grins at Zazu.

Zazu sweetly says, "I think, we'll scoot off stage before we get in the way"

Zazu giggles.

Xaphira giggles.

Zazu says, "Audience, I hope ye enjoy this one"

Daedra giggles.

Zazu exclaims, "Prince Vorclaf, this one is for you!"

Xaphira says, "So do I."

Zazu winks at Xaphira.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Xaphira clears her throat.

Xaphira recites:

"I've been asked to write a song in honor of the Prince. Your Royal Highness, I hope you enjoy it...and take it in the spirit in which it is intended."

Xaphira winks.

Xaphira starts playing a slow rhythm on her castanets, humming a soft melody.

Xaphira mischievously sings in a soprano voice:

"What would I want with a Prince?

What would entice me to this?

To be dressed up and taken out

And bowed to when I'm about?

What would I want with a Prince?"

Xaphira motions towards Prince Vorclaf's seat.

Xaphira playfully sings in a soprano voice:

"Why would I want to be his?

Why each sweet advance resist?

Why be doted on and fussed about

And quite the lady while here in town?

Why would I want to be his?"

Xaphira smiles oh-so-innocently.

Xaphira mischievously sings in a soprano voice:

"Why would I need this here Prince?

How can I so firmly insist?

Who needs finery and plats around

And--"

Xaphira exclaims, "A horsie!"

Xaphira gazes dreamily off for a moment, then blushes, suddenly remembering where she is, and continues with a whispered "Apologies, your Highness..."

Xaphira emphatically sings in a soprano voice:

"...Who needs finery and plats around

And o'erflowing vaults about?

Oh, why would I need this here Prince?"

Xaphira smiles and changes the tempo, swaying her hips with the rhythm, and adding a sly glance at the Prince.

Xaphira coyly sings in a soprano voice:

"And why should I care for a Prince?

What could a girl see in him?"

Xaphira gazes over the Prince with a playful smile and an appreciative look.

Xaphira closes her eyes and makes a sound of contentment that resembles purring in the back of her throat.

Xaphira blushes, seeming to just now remember the audience present.

Xaphira sheepishly says, "Erm...nevermind that..."

Xaphira playfully sings in a soprano voice:

"Oh, why should I care for...

Why would I need this...

Ohhh, what

Would I want

With a Prince!"

Xaphira lets the last notes ring, finishing with a deep curtsy and a playful smile.

Xaphira blushes a bright red color.

Xaphira waves.

Xaphira smiles.

Xaphira nods to Daedra.

Dancer Xaphira went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Daedra exclaims, "Wasn't that wonderful!"

Daedra applauds.

Daedra smiles as she looks over the crowd and see's the Prince's reaction.

Master of Ceremony Ravenstorme's group just arrived.

(Ravenstorme smiles as he steps up to the front of the stage)

Ravenstorme recites:

"Greetings folks! great songs eh?! Well now we have a special treat for you. A skit written by our very own Xanzie! with some of the best players in the land!"

Markhor smiles at Xanzie.

Ravenstorme smiles at Zazu.

Xanzie curtsies.

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Zazu the Narrator approaches the front of the stage. The scene is set of a darkened antechamber near the King's daybed. Curtains are draped against the cold stone to make the room look homely and royal. It also offers extra privacy against the echoing walls of the Hallway.

Zazu recites:

"I'd like to welcome you to our little skit for the opening ceremonies of Glythide's Faire. We are taking a comic look at the day in the life of a noble King. Come join us as the play unfolds. I believe the actors are ready to begin."

Markhor adjusts his crown.

Zazu the Narrator nods to Dareth, the King's guard who is stationed at the door of the King's bedchamber. Many a fellow has attenpted to bother the King while he is in his chambers and therefore, no one shall pass.

(Markhor lies down behind the curtains so his feet are showing.)

Markhor lies down.

Zazu smiles at you as she tilts her head to listen to the shadows. You hear a loud snoring from behind the curtains as the King rests peacfully.

You hear someone snoring.

(Ravenstorme the page comes running down the hallway with a soldier quickly in tow.)

Zazu the soldier attempts to calm down the frantic page.

Zazu says, "What has been done so far? Where are the troops? "

Zazu gazes at Ravenstorme.

Zazu snaps to attention and hails Dareth with a crisp hand salute.

Zazu comes out of her daydream to remember she is a Soldier of Zoluren.

Zazu nervously says, "Sir, we are massing at the gate. The archers are on the walls. The cauldrons have been set to boil. The Murder holes have been armed. "

Zazu snaps to attention and hails Dareth with a crisp hand salute.

Dareth snaps to attention and hails Zazu with a crisp hand salute.

Dareth calmly says, "This is a good start, soldier."

Zazu loudly exclaims, "The king must be told!"

Zazu nods to Dareth.

Zazu wrings her hands nervously.

Dareth matter-of-factly says, "The king is sleeping and has instructed no disruption."

Dareth matter-of-factly says, "The men know what to do. The setup is good. Keep me informed."

Zazu firmly exclaims, "Sir, yes, sir!"

Zazu snaps to attention and hails Dareth with a crisp hand salute.

Ravenstorme snaps to attention and hails Dareth with a crisp hand salute.

Dareth snaps to attention and hails Zazu with a crisp hand salute.

Dareth snaps to attention and hails Ravenstorme with a crisp hand salute.

(Ravenstorme the page looks over his shoulder and shrugs as he wanders off with the much calmer soldier.)

Zazu clicks her heals and grabs her sword as she walks off with the page.

(Dareth exhales slowly while shaking his head at the page)

Dareth sighs.

Dareth seems to be waiting for something.

(Ravenstorme the page walks up the hallway to the guard.)

Ravenstorme coughs.

Ravenstorme excitedly says, "Sir, the people are getting angry. Seems the Army has taken off with the food supply and has left them with very little to feed themselves."

Dareth raises an eyebrow.

Ravenstorme excitedly says, "They are calling for the king to make a statement to say when they will get new food supplies in."

Dareth sighs.

Dareth firmly says, "I have been ordered no visitors to the king."

Ravenstorme nods.

Dareth patiently says, "Find a bored noble. Lord Crumbum would do, he's a humanitarian. Have him look into it."

Ravenstorme nods.

Ravenstorme snaps to attention and hails Dareth with a crisp hand salute.

Dareth snaps to attention and hails Ravenstorme with a crisp hand salute.

Dareth seems to be waiting for something.

(Ravenstorme the page returns again on the footheels of a stormy young woman of strange character.)

You hear someone snoring.

Daedra harshly says, "This is outragous. I am of royal blood. I can trace my lineage back to the sister of Queen Lleliellen after the Cataclysm that created the world! I will not be cast off by some page boy. I demand my due respect. "

Dareth rolls his eyes.

Ravenstorme shrugs.

Dareth calmly says, "M'Lady, the King is not available. And if I remember correctly, Queen Lliliellen's sister mated with a troll and therefore was cast out of the family lineage by order of the Queen."

Dareth calmly says, "You are a palace guard just like me and I am your superior and you will stand down and go back to your position."

Daedra emphatically exclaims, "But!"

Dareth sternly says, "and for god's sake, soldier, put some armor on. We were attacked not an annon ago and here you are prancing around like some school girl."

Daedra happily says, "But I'm off duty for the party! "

Dareth firmly says, "Please keep your voice down, for your head is at stake."

(Dareth the guard glances over his shoulder.)

You hear someone snoring.

Dareth quietly asks, "Then if you must go to the party, but keep your eye open for mischief. I charge you with this, guard. Do you understand?"

Daedra nods to Dareth.

Daedra snaps to attention and hails Dareth with a crisp hand salute.

Dareth says, "dae"

Dareth snaps to attention and hails Daedra with a crisp hand salute.

(Ravenstorme the page shrugs as he watches the lady guard walk away.)

Dareth chuckles.

Dareth guardedly asks, "Anything else happening?"

Ravenstorme excitedly says, "Sir, yes sir. The royals are gathering in the hall awaitting the party. Lord Crumbum has officiated the distribution of food to the masses. Mister Davenport has requested leave "

Ravenstorme inhales a great swallow of air.

Ravenstorme excitedly says, "to visit his aunt in the south. I gave him leave and left a note with the tax assessor to check the land while he was out to get an accurate assessment of the property since he"

Ravenstorme inhales a great swallow of air.

Ravenstorme excitedly says, "wont let the taxers near his house. The guard is on clean up duty at the gate, taking out garbage so to speak, the invaders have fallen back and are no longer in sight."

Ravenstorme pants.

Dareth confidently says, "The King thanks you page."

Ravenstorme snaps to attention and hails Dareth with a crisp hand salute.

Dareth snaps to attention and hails Ravenstorme with a crisp hand salute.

(Ravenstorme the page exits the room again .)

Dareth seems to be waiting for something.

Dareth shifts his weight.

(Ravenstorme the page scampers into the room! )

Ravenstorme pants.

Ravenstorme excitedly says, "Sir, the cook is demanding to see the king. The Royals are taking over the kitchen to see what's goin on with the food for the party. Lord Crumbum's gaurds are trying to take the stocks "

Ravenstorme excitedly exclaims, "to the gates for the people and the cook is threatening to quit! Without his food we wont be able to have the party for the king's celebration!"

Ravenstorme flails his arms about.

Dareth emphatically asks, "The cook is being threatening?"

Ravenstorme firmly says, "Yes sir! "

Dareth emphatically says, "Fire him then. The King doesn't have to put up with that."

Ravenstorme nervously asks, "What about the food for the party Sir?"

Dareth ponders.

Dareth calmly says, "Go to the Migul's Catering shop and pick up some picnic baskets. We'll call it a picnic with the King. The guest's will love it."

Ravenstorme's face lights up with joy.

Ravenstorme happily says, "Yes Sir! "

Ravenstorme snaps to attention and hails Dareth with a crisp hand salute.

Dareth snaps to attention and hails Ravenstorme with a crisp hand salute.

Ravenstorme happily says, "Yes Sir! "

(Ravenstorme the page leaves the guard alone again. )

You hear someone snoring.

Dareth seems to be waiting for something.

Dareth sighs.

(Ravenstorme the page walks in escorting two dancers. )

Xanzie the dancer hops into the room.

Espritia the dancer hops in the room.

Ravenstorme coyly says, "Sir, they'd like to know when the King is expected to arrive at the party. They'ld like to perform for him and give him their blessing for joy in the future."

Xanzie does a backflip!

Espritia does a backflip!

Espritia's alto joins with Xanzie's mezzo-soprano as she sings:

"We'd like to offer to you

Our blessings for your future joy

And happiness to you

And every single girl and boy."

Dareth winces.

Dareth patiently says, "Unfortunately the King is currently unavailable, but we shall convey your respects to his majesty."

Xanzie does a backflip with a slight twist!

Espritia does a backflip!

Xanzie bows dramatically

Espritia bows.

Ravenstorme snaps to attention and hails Dareth with a crisp hand salute.

Dareth snaps to attention and hails Ravenstorme with a crisp hand salute.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

(Ravenstorme follows the duo down the hallway as they dance away.)

Dareth chuckles.

Dareth seems to be waiting for something.

(Ravenstorme the page enters the room. )

Ravenstorme happily asks, "How now sir?"

Dareth calmly says, "how now."

Ravenstorme cheerfully says, "All is well. The party was a smash. The guests all enjoyed themselves immensely. We are closing down the palace for the night."

Dareth says, "Do that, then. Call for the night guard. My shift is almost done."

Ravenstorme says, "Aye sir."

Ravenstorme snaps to attention and hails Dareth with a crisp hand salute.

Dareth snaps to attention and hails Ravenstorme with a crisp hand salute.

(Ravenstorme the page wanders sedately down the hallway. )

Markhor sits up.

(Markhor bats the curtain away from his face.)

Markhor yawns expansively.

Markhor slowly asks, "How is everything today?"

Dareth snaps to attention and hails Markhor with a crisp hand salute.

Markhor adjusts his crown.

Markhor sarcastically says, "Yeah, yeah, just say what's up man."

Dareth matter-of-factly says, "The walls were attacked, you threw them back. The people were starving, you organized a food drive. "

Dareth matter-of-factly says, "The royals were looking for an audience, you set up appointments for them all and took care of the little things, unfortunately you missed the party."

Markhor nods.

Dareth matter-of-factly says, "The performers all lauded your name and wished you health and joy"

Markhor nods.

Markhor wistfully says, "I did quite well today."

Markhor ponders.

Markhor loudly says, "I'm hungry, call the cook."

Dareth says, "I can't Sir, You've, er... fired him."

Markhor says matter-of-factly, "Oh, well, I DO like to keep good people around me, none of those slough offs."

Dareth firmly says, "Aye sire"

Markhor matter-of-factly asks, "Hire me a new cook and get me a sandwich from the party. There are still leftovers, right?"

Dareth firmly says, "Aye sire"

Markhor cheerfully says, "Good. Be gone, then. I've had a busy day and I'd like to eat in my chambers and be alone after such a rigorous day."

Markhor rubs his hands together.

Dareth firmly says, "Yes Sir"

Dareth snaps to attention and hails Markhor with a crisp hand salute.

(Dareth The guard leaves)

Markhor smiles.

Markhor quietly says, "I'm beat, I think I'll take a quick nap."

Markhor falls over.

Markhor snores.

Xanzie the dancer hops into the room.

Xanzie says, "And thus is the day in the life of a king."

Xanzie beams!

Ravenstorme bows.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu just arrived.

You hear an explosive round of applause erupt from the seating area! It sounds like everyone enjoyed the skit!

Zazu applauds.

Dareth bows.

Markhor leaps to his feet!

Markhor bows.

Zazu recites:

"Let's here it for them!"

Daedra curtsies.

Markhor rubs a crown.

Zazu applauds.

Markhor grins.

Xanzie bows.

(Zazu approaches the front of the stage as she shoos away the performers)

Tavern Trouper Espritia went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Herald Ravenstorme's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Taleweaver Xanzie went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Zazu says, "ah Daedra, here we are again"

Zazu leans on Daedra.

Zazu slowly empties her lungs.

Daedra leans on Zazu.

Zazu asks, "so, Cousin, how are ye doin thus far?"

Vorclaf just arrived.

Zazu gazes at Vorclaf.

Vorclaf smiles.

Daedra exclaims, "I'm doing well.... Oh look the Prince!"

Daedra smiles at Vorclaf.

Daedra curtsies to Vorclaf.

Zazu asks, "Are ye here to officially open the performance and the Faire?"

Zazu directs a curious meow at Vorclaf.

Vorclaf whispers something to Zazu.

Daedra smiles as she winks at the crowd.

Vorclaf smiles.

Zazu cheerfully says, "we do have a few well known audience members I would like to thank for being here today."

Vorclaf smiles at Zazu.

Zazu curls her tail around Vorclaf's waist.

Vorclaf clears his throat.

Zazu says, "Lord Valkrin and his daughter Hanah"

Zazu says, "thank you for bein here today"

Vorclaf applauds.

Daedra applauds.

Zazu says, "Blasword, Allurana, Tixa, so many have showed up"

Zazu applauds.

Vorclaf applauds.

Daedra applauds.

Zazu says, "thank you for coming here today"

Vorclaf gets an impish expression on his face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Zazu gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Daedra gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

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Zazu cheerfully says, "as your Mistress of Ceremonies, I herby declare this Glythide Faire officially Open"

Vorclaf lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Daedra applauds.

Zazu cheerfully says, "and our very first performance........"

Zazu gazes at Vorclaf.

Vorclaf smiles.

Zazu cheerfully exclaims, "Is Prince Vorclaf himself!"

Vorclaf waves to audience.

Daedra lets out a hearty cheer for Vorclaf!

Zazu smiles as she and Daedra scoot off stage giggling

Zazu looks over her shoulder and winks at Vorclaf.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Vorclaf says, "Please forgive my intrusion, but after witnessing such vast displays of talent, I could not help but want to partake in the festivities."

Vorclaf says, "I have been practicing my own talents for some time, and hope that you will enjoy this interpretive dance number called simply, "Zoluren.""

Vorclaf inhales a great swallow of air.

Vorclaf does a happy little dance!

Vorclaf dances a lively jig!

Vorclaf does a happy little dance!

Vorclaf bows deeply.

Vorclaf says, "Thank you."

Vorclaf went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Daedra applauds.

Daedra says, "Ladies and Gentlemen, let's give a big round of applause for our own Prince Vorclaf."

Daedra applauds.

Daedra recites:

"Now here's a man who needs no introductions, but he likes to hear us talk about him so he's making us do it anyways. Here he is folks, everyone's favorite bumblin' drunken idiot, that chronic bedwetter, the Duke of Debauchery, the Earl of Insobriety! And that's just what his mother calls him. Jeremy Galen Isembard Esquire and his songs from the village idiot! Let's give it up for the "

Daedra applauds.

Bard Isembard's group just arrived.

Isembard waves.

Isembard says, "Thanks Daedra"

Daedra smiles at Isembard as she walks off the right wing of the stage.

Isembard says, "Thanks ya'll for comin' out ter see me"

Isembard asks, "I trust y'all honed in on the beer?"

Isembard asks, "and are showin' it no quarter?"

Isembard grins.

Isembard says, "I was jus' backstage with the Prince and he said what a wonderful turnout we wuz havin."

Mistress of Ceremony Daedra went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Isembard says, "Also how glad he was that Bubbinster had volunteered to clean up after."

Isembard grins.

Isembard snickers.

Isembard says, "I call my set,.."Songs a da Village Idiot.""

Isembard gets a wren-engraved mandolin from inside his suede haversack.

Isembard moves a wren-engraved mandolin to his left hand.

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Isembard says, "This one I call "What's in a Name?". I wrote it to help explain why folks call me "Gale"."

Isembard happily sings in a tenor voice:

"I'm aimin' to clear up this confusion, I wanna set things straight,

Cuz' up 'til now the most oft-ask'd question I get of late

Is why do they call yer Gale? Who's that guy I don't see him in the room?

Well Gale is the name me friends use for me, yet I answer to Isembard too."

Isembard happily sings in a tenor voice:

"Most folks say: "Hey Isembard!" Well ya see Isembard's me family name,

We all have titles, we all have honorifics, and fer me its jus da same.

Some folks have nicknames, others an alias, A.K.A if'n ye hearin' me say,

Whate'er 'tis, whate'er 't does, as long as it keeps the loan collector away!"

Isembard winks.

Xanzie's mezzo-soprano joins with Isembard's tenor as he sings:

"Glad ta Meetcha! How do ya do?! Well met friend! Do I know you?

I'm Jeremy Galen Isembard! Isembard Isimbard if you'd rather...

What's in a Name? Helps me shift the blame,

When the loan shark's man comes a lookin' fer me to maim!"

(Isembard saunters about the stage, shuffling about like some kind of kid on his first night away from his folks!)

Isembard happily sings in a tenor voice:

"Some of my friends, and others too persist, they ask me, others insist,

Yer to big fer yer britches with that big name like a list!

Well be that as it may, That is my name if I do say,

Me Mum and me Da both gave it to me on my birthday."

Isembard sings in a tenor voice:

"Once when walking down a long hall of mirrors all hung,

Where decisions are made before any songs were sung...

I entered my name on the slate and what...was it taken by fate?

Suddenly I couldn't be me?....Oh Great!"

(Isembard pauses and gasps dramatically!)

(Isembard sucks on his pinky finger like a dufus!)

Isembard says, "Yeah...like, whatevah."

(Isembard gestures dismissively at the thought.)

Isembard confidently exclaims, "I'll Keep my name forever!"

Isembard chortles softly at some secret joke.

Xanzie's mezzo-soprano joins with Isembard's tenor as he sings:

"Glad ta Meetcha! How do ya do?! Well met friend! Do I know you?

I'm Jeremy Galen Isembard! Isembard Isimbard if you'd rather...

What's in a Moniker? You'll wanna be sure,

To duck out when the tax man's come in the door."

(Isembard skips about the stage like whimsical school-girl!)

Isembard snickers.

Isembard sings in a tenor voice:

"So that's me story of how I got this handle, less I should dismantle,

Some day I'll hope not to have this nametag. Until that day I'll hold a candle.

I'll jus' keep 'splainin': I'm not who you think I'm just Galen!

I'll answer to either, but me friends call me Gale and do so without failin'"

Isembard sings in a tenor voice:

"But just keep in mind, that a fake name can sure help ya,

On down through history, Mages, Sorcerers n' Spies all will tell ya,

Seems like the worst sorts will hide their true name....

Worst sorts did I say?"

Isembard covers his mouth with his hand.

Isembard shrugs.

Isembard teasingly says, "well maybe, but I'll A.K.A just the same...."

Isembard excitedly sings in a tenor voice:

"I'll A.K.A just the same!"

Xanzie's mezzo-soprano joins with Isembard's tenor as he sings:

"Glad ta Meetcha! How do ya do?! Well met friend! Do I know you?

I'm Jeremy Galen Isembard! Isembard Isimbard if you'd rather...

What's in a Nomme de Plume? Not much I assume,

But useful when the ex-wife's in the room!"

Isembard glances about with concern on his face.

Isembard smiles as he bows to his new friends, and ducks a bit of rotten cabbage from his new enemies.

Isembard grins.

Isembard bows.

Isembard says, "Thanks y'all."

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Isembard says, "Now that yer know why folks be callin' me Gale,..."

Isembard teasingly asks, "What do you call it when the sun goes down on a sleepy little town called Isembard?"

Isembard seems to be waiting for something.

Isembard grins.

Isembard teasingly says, "Night-in-Gale."

Isembard chortles softly at some secret joke.

Isembard says, "I think you'll like this next'n"

Isembard says, "I writ it especially for this here shindig."

Isembard wryly says, "This is a tale 'bout how some of the time you find the nicest things right under yer nose."

Isembard exhales roughly through his mustache, causing it to flutter briefly before he reaches up and smooths it back down.

Isembard says, "I put this ditty together whilst I was in the lockup down south as you'll see from what's ter follow."

Isembard grins.

Isembard listens carefully to the wren-engraved mandolin, plucking the strings.

Isembard recites:

""The Ferdahl's Garden"."

Isembard holds his mandolin by its neck, beginning a quick series of cascading notes.

Isembard sings in a tenor voice:

"Wasn't that long ago, just this past summer...no 'twas early autumn,

Thought just occurred ter get outta me guild, to get up off me bottom."

Isembard blushingly indicates his flabby posterior.

Isembard sings in a tenor voice:

"Make me way down th' road, clear on down that ol' trade route,

Just a'goin' where da wind blows, a'wandrin' towards the south,"

Isembard sings in a tenor voice:

"Through mountain passes and fields full o' grasses,

And on into a walled city, thought I'd sing for the masses."

Isembard turns a bit on the stage to face you, the light glinting off the face of his mandolin for a moment.

Isembard sings in a tenor voice:

"Folks there were dressed up summat strange, bizarre patterns brightly swirl'd,

Rainbow'd dyes mighty colourful, says I: "What in da world?"

Sandal-wearin' folk, with hair down to their toes,

A'foragin for weeds in ditches, and where'er they may grow."

Isembard sings in a tenor voice:

"I stopped a chap right there in the street, he a round spectacle-wearin' type,

He peered at me from over his specs, as I asked him "Wot's da hype?"

He lower'd his smoked lenses and held me in his curious gaze,

His eyes were red and glassy, and here's wot he says:"

Xanzie's mezzo-soprano joins with Isembard's tenor as he sings:

"Folks may tell ya this and its no lie they're startin',

Ilithi's perfect clime 'tis great fer a greenthumb's talents ter sharpen!

There's some mighty fine foragin' along the ditches in Shard'n,

Nothing's quite so splendid as the weeds from the Ferdahl's garden!"

Isembard grins as his mandolin flashes with the light and hum of excitement in the air.

Isembard sings in a tenor voice:

"Well he griningly offered me this Princely Pipe,

Stuff'd all full o' weeds from da Ferdahl's garden.

I took me a draw of it all dubious-like,

TA~DA~ all my cares were forgotten!"

Isembard gets a prince pipe from inside his suede haversack.

Isembard sings in a tenor voice:

"There's somethin' to this foragin' I found out,

And now could tell what all this here fashion's about,

Colors were a'swirlin' in front o' me eyes oddly,

And I could see there was no need fer puttin' on facades, nay."

Isembard rubs a prince pipe.

Isembard sings in a tenor voice:

"I then sang "Nonny! Nonny! Ain't life bright n' jolly!"

"Hey Derry!...Ho Diddle!...Dee Dee!

These weeds are delicious and leave me quite breathless,

I think I'll trade 'em outside Ilithi!"

Isembard gets a thoughtful expression on his face.

Isembard sings in a tenor voice:

"Then I foraged n' gather'd all the long day though I'd rather'd,

Spent my time lazily on some barstool all hammer'd,

Still, try as I might not to, I still toked away,

And have done so ever since that fateful day,

Singin'...."

Isembard droolingly stuffs some wild weed into the bowl of his Prince Pipe.

Xanzie's mezzo-soprano joins with Isembard's tenor as he sings:

"Folks may tell ya this and its no lie they're startin',

Ilithi's perfect clime 'tis great fer a greenthumb's talents ter sharpen!

There's some mighty fine foragin' along the ditches in Shard'n,

Nothing's quite so splendid as the weeds from the Ferdahl's garden!"

Isembard sings in a tenor voice:

"And with yaks all bundle-laden,

I headed for Shard's East Gate n'

Thought to peddle me weeds up north.

When out stepped an armor'd guard,

Blockin' me from leaving Shard,

Sayin' I could nay sally forth!"

Isembard scratches his head.

Isembard slowly sings in a tenor voice:

"He starts yellin' at me, in his rainbow'd chain finery,

"That's contraband on yer yak!" and yull refrain kindly!

Stuffed me up in a cell, took all me fluff, well,

All 'cept me trusty pipe which he missed,should I tell?

Nay! So away I did puff, then did I feel well!

Singin...."

Isembard gazes at his pipe.

Isembard cups his Prince Pipe in the palm of his hand as he strums away on his mandolin.

Xanzie's mezzo-soprano joins with Isembard's tenor as he sings:

"Folks may tell ya this and its no lie they're startin',

Ilithi's perfect clime 'tis great fer a greenthumb's talents ter sharpen!

There's some mighty fine foragin' along the ditches in Shard'n,

Nothing's quite so splendid as the weeds from the Ferdahl's garden!"

Isembard smiles crookedly.

Isembard regretfully sings in a tenor voice:

"I did me jail term, got out in th' spring,

Me beard was long n'scruffy, I'd lost my earring.

I was amazed as all about me the weeds did still grow!

And wot occured to me then amazed me moreso."

Isembard sings in a tenor voice:

"I looked at all them fellers foragin' in the garden,

One a th' mates handed me some clothes says: "beggin' yer pardon?"

"But you might want somethun ta be wearin' its still rather nippy...,

Once dressed I caught my reflection, realizin' I wuz a hippy!"

Isembard smirks.

Isembard wobbles, looking a bit faint.

Xanzie's mezzo-soprano joins with Isembard's tenor as he sings:

"Folks may tell ya this and its no lie they're startin',

Ilithi's perfect clime 'tis great fer a greenthumb's talents ter sharpen!

There's some mighty fine foragin' along the ditches in Shard'n,

Nothings quite so splendid as the weeds from the Ferdahl's garden!"

Isembard sings in a tenor voice:

"So that's my story of how I was enlighten'd then jail'd,

And fortunate I wuz that I had friends who came up with me bail.

For whilst 'tis great to partake of weeds kinda funny,

The sentence if'n yer caught be not less den four n' twenny!"

Isembard smiles then winces suddenly as a string breaks on his tortured mandolin.

Xanzie's mezzo-soprano joins with Isembard's tenor as he sings:

"Folks may tell ya this and its no lie they're startin',

Ilithi's perfect clime 'tis great fer a greenthumb's talents ter sharpen!

There's some mighty fine foragin' along the ditches in Shard'n,

Nothings quite so splendid as the weeds from the Ferdahl's garden!"

Isembard says, "sorry 'bout that one y'all...but I've got my wild-weed-support-group sessions regular-like now, so they say I'll be on the up-swing any day now..."

Isembard chortles softly at some secret joke.

Isembard bows.

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Isembard says, "I call this "The Tragical Sonnet of the Maid and the Janitor.""

Isembard smiles.

Isembard recites:

"This is the tragical, but true, sonnet of a young maid that worked for a roof over her head, (and a very little coin), in the Manor of a certain Lord and Lady whose name we shall omit for her safety."

Isembard recites:

"This tale relates how this young maid loved a man we all despise, known only to us as:..."The Janitor"."

Isembard gasps!

Isembard recites:

"This tale relates how their great affair was cut tragically short. "

Isembard recites:

"How these two did meet? I've never learned...

But I'll relay to you now how their courtship did met its end. "

Isembard recites:

"I wish it were not so, but not all tales have a happy ending, and this one is no exception."

Isembard moves to the center of the stage where a pinpoint of light centers on him as he begins to sing in a quiet voice.

Isembard quietly sings in a tenor voice:

"From this stage,

I hear laughter...

Merrymaking,

And champagne glasses.""

Isembard puts his pipe in his suede haversack.

Isembard cups his hand to his ear and bends to his left, listening...

Isembard sings in a tenor voice:

"But not far away,

Just out of earshot,

Someone is crying.

She's scrubbing troll skins,

While's he's sweeping kitchens.

It'll be a long night,

For young lovers.""

Isembard observes Xanzie who is suddenly revealed near him on the stage by a sliver of light that's just appeared.

Isembard's tenor joins with Xanzie's mezzo-soprano as she sings:

"Each night she'd yearn to spy him out her drawing room portico."

Xanzie's mezzo-soprano joins with Isembard's tenor as he sings:

"Every night he'd steal away to visit as the moons would appear.""

Xanzie's mezzo-soprano joins with Isembard's tenor as he sings:

"But it's quite late when he'd done with his sweeping..."

Isembard's tenor joins with Xanzie's mezzo-soprano as she sings:

"And the Lady of her manor's always early sleeping.."

Xanzie moves forward on the stage singing in a strained voice as the light around her swells.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"A maiden's heart that's never been broken,

Hold's so much trust and will dare any trial.

He'd once given her a kerchief as a token,

She'd kept it with her all the while."

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Doubt it not when you hear they've planned a meeting,

They'd steal away upon the dark of nightfall.

A secret rendezvous to assuage their heart's yearnings.

A peaceful time they'd love to recall."

Xanzie turns to watch Gale as he approaches her to share the growing light on the stage as their voices join in chorus.

Xanzie's mezzo-soprano joins with Isembard's tenor as he sings:

"Every night he'd dreamed of this as he'd pushed his broomstick..."

Isembard's tenor joins with Xanzie's mezzo-soprano as she sings:

"And every night she's stolen thoughts of him outside..."

Isembard's tenor joins with Xanzie's mezzo-soprano as she sings:

"Were it not for her hope of this clandestined meeting..."

Xanzie's mezzo-soprano joins with Isembard's tenor as he sings:

"Well surely then they'd both had rather to have died..."

Xanzie begins to weep softly.

Isembard sings in a tenor voice:

"Some of you know it's a road,

From Riverhaven to Crossing,

Many've trodden this upon their own."

Isembard darkly sings in a tenor voice:

"But for a young and naive maiden,

In her fine housecoats and silken dressing,

Draws undue attention from the worst kind."

Isembard sadly sings in a tenor voice:

"And so it was she asked directions,

From the wrong highwayman upon her course.

He was also fond of a fair lady's affections,

And took her off with him upon his horse!"

Isembard gazes sadly at Xanzie.

Xanzie painfully sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"But upon the spot of trouble,

She'd left her kerchief.

Upon the road, amidst the rubble,

So he'd know that they're been mischief"

Isembard's tenor joins with Xanzie's mezzo-soprano as she sings:

"At the scene she'd left her token..."

Xanzie's mezzo-soprano joins with Isembard's tenor as he sings:

"He'd see the sign and though heartbroken,"

Xanzie's mezzo-soprano joins with Isembard's tenor as he sings:

"He'd find the way to his Maiden's side."

Isembard's tenor joins with Xanzie's mezzo-soprano as she sings:

"And once again they'd re-unite."

Isembard sadly sings in a tenor voice:

"Or would have done if not for thing,

I fear the timing of roomsweeps are set,

So that there's not too much time passing,

For any one room to clutter yet."

Isembard sadly sings in a tenor voice:

"So it was the Janitor came down from Haven,

But did not find his bride-to-be,...

He did not find the kerchief he had gaven,

Cruelly he was foiled by another janitor just like he.""

Isembard smiles crookedly.

Xanzie snickers.

Isembard indicates Xanzie with a warm smile as she bows.

Xanzie bows.

Isembard bows.

The janitor just arrived.

Isembard exclaims, "Xanzie Nikatime y'all!"

The janitor waves to Isembard.

Isembard grins.

The janitor waves.

Isembard smiles at the janitor.

Isembard waves.

Isembard chortles softly at some secret joke.

The janitor sweeps up around the area.

Xanzie grins.

Isembard says, "I've just one more for y'all, then I'm outta here."

The janitor gets your favorite item out of his backpack.

The janitor asks, "You missing this?"

Isembard says, "Not yet"

Isembard says, "now I am."

The janitor grins.

The janitor waves.

The janitor just went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Xanzie clears her throat.

Xanzie glances at some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Isembard recites:

"This song I call "My Therengian Fancy", or "an Ode to the Road"."

Isembard hefts his care-worn mandolin and begins to pluck out the bouncy opening notes of a jaunty sonnet.

Isembard sings in a tenor voice:

"By-ways lead to secluded groves,

And fields careful-tended with spades.

Roadways all cross rivers and streams,

And mounts crown'd all in haze.

I to these will always go,

Upon yon northern route.

I'll come upon not a single soul,

That I'd not sing about."

Isembard sings in a tenor voice:

"A Walker I, upon Life's Road.

I'll wander this tangl'd course.

A Sailor upon the Seas of Fate,

And protector of sacred lore.

There's no burden to this wanderlust,

Nothing I am searching for.

Yet dally now not here with me,

Use caution evermore..."

Xanzie's mezzo-soprano joins with Isembard's tenor as he sings:

"As ye walk upon these sallow'd fields,

All cloak'd in lucid fresh and snow...

Dally now not near me love,

For now I've got to go."

Isembard strums up the tune on his poor mandolin, pulling on the strings fiercely to bring about a rapid change in the time signature.

Isembard sings in a tenor voice:

"The course of life is o'erwrought,

With sharp bends, turns and folds.

Though to most it seems that which is sought,

Great riches, jewels, wealth untold!

If you'd ask me all this means naught,

These vaults o'erflowin' with gold.

What price to put on liberty bought?

What coin for freedom sold?"

Xanzie's mezzo-soprano joins with Isembard's tenor as he sings:

"As ye stroll the darkened glades of green,

All mantl'd in bowers sweet...

Dally now not o'erlong,

For me? I'll take my leave!"

Isembard strums down the melody down to a quiet rhythm as he leans forward and sings quietly.

Isembard studies the faces around him.

Isembard quietly sings in a tenor voice:

"I'll name to thee a price beyond all measure,

Beyond all finery and works of art.

With her my dalliance it was a pleasure,

For her key unlock'd my heart,

Though forbidden by divinely censure,

I fear we're destin'd to be apart.

Alas! I'll not here abide at leisure,

Alack! From here i'll soon depart!"

Isembard strums up the melody on his battered mandolin once more to resume the jaunty pace of the ballad.

Xanzie's mezzo-soprano joins with Isembard's tenor as he sings:

"I'll be a'wander these backwood ways,

All armor'd 'n dew and mist...

Dally not will I till the last of my days,

The road I can't resist!"

Isembard sings in a tenor voice:

"A Player I, on life's grand stage,

I'll be at the last curtain call.

A battle too, it seems we wage,

To take arms and not to fall.

There's no burden to this wanderlust,

Nothing I am searching for,

Yet dally now not here my love,

There's much more yet in store!"

Isembard smiles as he glances up at you from his mandolin, bowing forward as the echoing refrain fades.

Isembard beams!

Isembard says, "Thanks agin' ya'll"

Xanzie beams at Isembard!

Isembard puts his mandolin in his suede haversack.

Isembard exclaims, "Thanks Xanzie Nikatime!"

Isembard bows.

Xanzie curtsies.

Isembard waves.

Bard Isembard's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group just arrived.

Zazu grins like an idiot.

Daedra smiles at Zazu.

(Zazu approaches the stage with a jump in her step.)

Zazu cheerfully asks, "Are we enjoying ourselves folks?"

Zazu exclaims, "how bout a big Huzzah for the performers thus far!"

Zazu lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Daedra lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Zazu says, "oh that was nice, I heard that one"

Zazu grins at Daedra.

Zazu says, "bout jumped outa my gown"

Zazu adjusts her strapless gown.

Daedra giggles at Zazu.

Daedra says, "Careful, this is a family show."

Zazu cheerfully asks, "and what about that janitor?"

Zazu giggles a little oddly.

Daedra just nudged Zazu.

Zazu winks at Daedra.

Zazu stretches.

Daedra giggles.

Zazu cheerfully says, "before we go any further, I'd like to call out some of the upcoming performers, so they can get their door passes"

Zazu leans on Daedra.

Daedra nods to Zazu.

Daedra gestures.

Daedra says, "The floor is yours."

Zazu cheerfully says, "we have Chabelle, Lilymae, Blujae, and Caitilin comin up"

Zazu cheerfully says, "Also, Tashya and the cast members for the Chadatru Play."

Daedra smiles brightly.

Zazu cheerfully says, "I figure I'd warn yas so you can go see Master Ravenstorme now in the Ballroom."

Zazu perks her ears up in delight.

Daedra smiles at Zazu.

Daedra says, "Imagine them putting the both of us on a stage together."

Daedra grins at Zazu.

Zazu giggles.

Zazu says, "ya know, they'll let any one on stage with a pass, Cousin"

Zazu grins at Daedra.

Daedra chuckles at Zazu.

Zazu cheerfully asks, "Daedra have ye heard of the Order of the White Rose?"

Daedra nods to Zazu.

Daedra happily exclaims, "Aye, I have!"

Daedra ponders for a moment.

Daedra teasingly asks, "Now what was that I heard?"

Daedra winks.

Daedra leans on Zazu.

Zazu laughs at Daedra.

Daedra grins at Zazu.

Zazu cheerfully asks, "well now, they are an interesting order, but you know what?"

Zazu grins at Daedra.

Daedra asks, "What is that, cousin of mine?"

Zazu cheerfully says, "I think they should tell us themselves"

Daedra exclaims, "Why don't we!"

Daedra beams at Zazu!

Zazu recites:

"Folks, I would like to introduce to you, The Order of the White Rose. They have prepared some songs about their order to share with you this day. They also have some folk songs to share. I am happy to present, Blujae of the Order of the White Rose..."

Zazu smiles as she peeks through the door at Blujae.

Zazu grins like an idiot.

Daedra teasingly says, "They might be a little shy."

Daedra winks.

Zazu says, "I'm thinkin we need to go push em out here"

Daedra nods to Zazu.

Daedra grins.

Zazu exclaims, "audience, be kind! Blujae likes to be referred to as the Amazon!"

Zazu giggles.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Blujae's group just arrived.

Blujae smiles and curtsys deeply to the Prince.

Blujae gets an inlaid silverwillow psaltery from inside her lute case.

Blujae smiles.

Blujae says, "I would like to sing a song for you written by the Bardess Zazu in honor of the Order of the White Rose."

Blujae smiles at you.

Jahndar's bass joins with Blujae's soprano as she sings:

"One White Rose, beauty and grace

One White Rose, transcending race

One White Rose, pure and strong

One White Rose, our heart's song."

Blujae smiles as floating notes fill the air, complementing the words

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"A single petal does not make a flower

But several together have the power

To woo hearts, mend sorrows, and take away gloom

The simple truth of a rose in full bloom."

Jahndar's bass joins with Blujae's soprano as she sings:

"One White Rose, beauty and grace

One White Rose, transcending race

One White Rose, pure and strong

One White Rose, our heart's song."

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"White is chosen, as a clean slate

Pure and focused without debate

Through knowledge and truth, we strive to unify

All races, all guilds, for one Elanthia."

Blujae smiles as gently soothing notes from her Psaltery masterfully mix to complement the voices raised in praise and song.

Jahndar's bass joins with Blujae's soprano as she sings:

"One White Rose, beauty and grace

One White Rose, transcending race

One White Rose, pure and strong

One White Rose, our heart's song."

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"We raise our blades to protect and defend

Like thorns in the side of all that offend

Never drawn in haste, our swords are wielded by steady hands

Encouraging tolerance and unity in our frail lands."

Blujae smiles at you as the gentle notes from her Psaltery fill the room.

Jahndar's bass joins with Blujae's soprano as she sings:

"One White Rose, beauty and grace

One White Rose, transcending race

One White Rose, pure and strong

One White Rose, our heart's song."

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"Leaves of change require hard work and faith

As a family we strive to provide relief

To those who are unschooled and need direction

We offer our compassion, our patience, and dedication."

(Blujae taps her foot as warm notes cascade from her Psaltery. She notices the audience smiling as the chorus begins again.)

Jahndar's bass joins with Blujae's soprano as she sings:

"One White Rose, beauty and grace

One White Rose, transcending race

One White Rose, pure and strong

One White Rose, our heart's song."

Blujae smiles as the strong words blend with the delicate sounds originating from her Psaltery creating a lovely melody.

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"Our Order forms a great garden of friends and family

Our hearts beat together in perfect harmony

Our goals of unity and peace for our beloved Elanthia

Will be spread by example, by each life that blooms."

(Blujae bows her head over her Psaltery as the last note soars around the room and softly fades away)

Blujae puts her psaltery in her lute case.

Blujae smiles and curtsys to the members of her chorus.

Blujae smiles at Jahndar.

Blujae curtsies.

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Blujae says, "And now...a few Folk Songs from my good frind and Patron of the Order of the White Rose, Gardonian Quest"

Gardonian smiles at Blujae.

Gardonian bows to Blujae.

Journeyman Jahndar went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Blujae smiles at Gardonian.

Blujae curtsies to Gardonian.

Gardonian emphatically raps the tip of his walking cane upon the ground.

Gardonian recites:

"Now that I have your attention I will announce the pieces

I've chosen to perform for you today.

The first one is a classic that I'm sure many of you have heard before.

I hope you enjoy my presentation of it today."

Gardonian recites:

"Then following the first piece I will perform an original Elanthian Folk Song, entitled "The Silver Sword""

Gardonian intones:

"******The Touch of the Master's Hand******"

(Gardonian sings in a tenor voice)

Gardonian sings:

""Twas battered and scarred,

And the auctioneer thought it scarely worth his while

To waste his time on the old violin,

But he held it up with a smile."

Gardonian gets a small patched case from inside his traveler's pack.

Gardonian drops a small patched case.

Gardonian gets a cherrywood violin from inside a small patched case.

Gardonian sings:

""What am I bid , good friends?" he cried. "Who'll start the bidding for me?

One Kronar! Only one? And who'll make it two? Two Kronars, once. And three!"

Gardonian sings:

"Three Kronars, once. And three Kronars twice. And going, and going...."

But no!

From the back of the room a grey-haired man came forward

And picked up the bow."

Gardonian flips his walking cane up under his arm, carrying it neatly.

Gardonian puts his cane in his traveler's pack.

Gardonian gets an ebony violin bow from inside his traveler's pack.

Gardonian puts his bow in his traveler's pack.

Gardonian gets an emerald chamois cloth from inside his traveler's pack.

Gardonian sings:

"And wiping the dust from the old violin, and tightening the loose strings,

He played a melody pure and sweet as caroling angels sing."

Gardonian puts his cloth in his traveler's pack.

Gardonian bends over his cherrywood violin as he tunes it.

Gardonian smiles as he looks up from his a cherrywood violin.

Gardonian gets an ebony violin bow from inside his traveler's pack.

Coaxing the notes into a clean, dulcet tone, an aimless melody floats from Gardonian's cherrywood violin.

Gardonian finishes playing on his cherrywood violin.

Gardonian points at a cherrywood violin he has.

Gardonian sings:

""The music ceased, and the auctioneer with a voice that was quiet and low,

Said, "What am I bid for the old violin?" as he held it up with the bow. "

Gardonian sings:

""One thousand Kronars, and who'll make it two? Two thousand Kronars, and three.

Three thousand, once. And three thousand twice.

And going, and going, and gone!" said he."

Gardonian sings:

"The people cheered, but some of them cried, "We don't quiet understand

What changed its worth."

Swift came the reply.

"Twas the Touch of the Master's Hand.""

Gardonian sings:

"And many a man with life out of tune

And battered and scarred with sin,

Is auctioned cheap to the thoughtless crowd

Much like this old violin."

Gardonian sings:

"A mess of pottage, a glass of wine. A game, and he travels on.

He's going once, and going twice. And going, and almost gone."

Gardonian sings:

"But the Master comes, and the thoughtless crowd

Never can quite understand

The worth of a soul, and the change that is wrought

By the Touch of the Master's Hand"

Gardonian puts his bow in his traveler's pack.

Gardonian puts his violin in a small patched case.

Gardonian picks up a small patched case.

Gardonian puts his case in his traveler's pack.

Gardonian bows.

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Gardonian sighs.

Gardonian slowly empties his lungs.

Gardonian takes off a dark wool clerical frock with a high collar and wide sleeves.

Gardonian puts his frock in his traveler's pack.

Gardonian gets some sandy crested leathers from inside his traveler's pack.

Gardonian works his way into some sandy crested leathers.

Gardonian gets some sparkling white gauntlets engraved with two playful dolphins from inside his traveler's pack.

Gardonian slips some sparkling white gauntlets engraved with two playful dolphins onto his hands.

Gardonian gets a chain balaclava from inside his traveler's pack.

Gardonian puts a chain balaclava on his head.

Gardonian intones:

"******* The Silver Sword ****** "

Gardonian sings:

"They were married in the morning along with the rising sun"

Gardonian gets a silver-hilted robe sword from inside his enameled sheath.

Gardonian sings:

"And he vowed that he would protect her with his....Silver Sword."

Gardonian puts his sword in his enameled sheath.

Gardonian sings:

"One day he left her, said he had to go

Down past the Crossing to Shard far below

His best friend was dying and had something to say."

Gardonian sings:

"He told her he'd be back in a day

He told her he'd be back in the morning along with the rising sun

He said have no fear while I'm gone love

I will leave you my...... Silver Sword."

Gardonian sings:

"He did not return until late the next day

The river had been flooded, it washed the bridge way

He had a funny feeling that something was wrong so he pushed his horse along."

Gardonian sings:

"He told her he'd be back in the morning along with the rising sun"

Gardonian sings:

"She heard a noise at the window and she reached for the.... Silver Sword."

Gardonian sings:

"When he road into the clearing, through the rain and hail

He looked up towards the house and turned a deathly pale

He saw a strange horse tied up to the barn

And his wife in another man's arms."

Gardonian sings:

"He turned and road off into the bad lands As fast as his horse could run

He thought he'd come back in the morning to forgive her for the wrong she'd done. "

Gardonian sings:

"When he came back the next morning to the open door

He saw his ...Silver Sword... gleaming in the sun

He stopped when he saw his wife lying on the floor

She'd been killed by the..... Silver Sword."

Gardonian sings:

"If I would have trusted your love dear but jealousy makes you blind they say

I would have seen he was not holding you

That you were fighting and trying to get away."

Gardonian sings:

"He buried her in the morning along with the rising sun

And beside her in the coffin he layed the......Silver Sword."

Gardonian bows.

Gardonian sobs.

Gardonian bows to Blujae.

A tear runs down Blujae's face.

Blujae just hugged Gardonian.

Blujae smiles at Gardonian.

Blujae says, "Thank you...friend."

Gardonian says, "my pleasure"

Gardonian went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Blujae says, "And now..."

Blujae says, "a song of my own...to honor the Order to which I belong"

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"Petals soft with the morning dew

Reaching out as I look at you

Outstretched hands that will help and guide

Family, friends...always at your side."

Blujae traces an outline around an exquisitely woven white silk rose with an emerald green stem twined around a platinum seven-pointed star.

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"Rose of grace that transcends all race

Empire's gone...but our roots we trace

White Rose of our Order show us anew

Once was so many is now just us few."

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"Emerald green stem holding you upright

Entwined on a star of pure silver light.

"Hold Respect, Guard Peace, Know Honor, Teach Love"

Inscribed in our hearts and that place up above."

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"Seemingly fragile....your thorns do you bear

For beasts who'd attack you without any care

They'd find a sting...a pain that might bleed

Though gentle your beauty, you'd defend if in need."

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"Rose of grace that transcends all race

Empire's gone...but our roots we trace

White Rose of our Order show us anew

Once was so many is now just us few."

Blujae curtsies.

Blujae went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Mistress of Ceremony Daedra's group just arrived.

Daedra applauds.

Daedra says, "Let's give a nice round of applause for Blujae and her Band of Bards."

Anguilla applauds.

Daedra applauds.

Daedra says, "I hope you are all enjoying yourselves so far."

You hear a huge round of applause from the seating area. They like you! They really like you!

Daedra smiles softly.

Anguilla giggles.

Daedra exclaims, "Great! That's what I like to hear!"

Daedra recites:

"For your entertainment pleasure, I'd like to present for you... Anguilla with her beautiful song!"

Anguilla stares meekly at the ground in a moment of embarrassment.

Anguilla blushes furiously!

Anguilla casually observes the area.

Daedra smiles softly at Anguilla and nods as they take their place in center stage. Daedra silently wend her way off the stage.

Mistress of Ceremony Daedra went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Anguilla quietly says, "Such a large crowd..."

Anguilla clears her throat.

Anguilla smiles.

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Anguilla recites:

"This is the tale of an epic wager..."

Anguilla playfully sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Tahatia and I made a little bet

Who would be first to learn some Target"

Anguilla smiles.

Anguilla cheerfully sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"A race, then! 'Tween her and me!

I was ecstatic, brimming with glee!"

Anguilla beams!

Anguilla excitedly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Which of us would first get to ten?

And, should one win, what then?"

Anguilla nervously sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"What was at risk? What was at stake?

If one should lose, what would it take?"

Anguilla frets.

Anguilla darkly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"A song to the winner, by the poor soul

Who did not keep pace when reaching the goal!"

Anguilla glances about with a blank look on her face.

Anguilla nervously sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Though I'd a head start (by a point and a half)

She was better by far when it came to a class"

Anguilla helplessly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"I feared she'd o'ertake me, give me a pass

Even out-learn this fitful young lass"

Anguilla shivers with fear.

Anguilla hopelessly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Unable to practice, I hit the books

Hung out with Mages, put up with their looks

(And their familiars!)"

Anguilla grins.

Anguilla meekly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"I was learning so slowly! How could this be?

I'm a good student, oh no, why me?"

Anguilla haggardly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"For two days straight I studied real hard

This scared little lavender-clad Bard"

Anguilla quietly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"But all through the weekend, as I listened and learned

No sign of her presence was seen, smelled, or heard"

Anguilla casually observes the area.

Anguilla greedily sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"I was approaching the mark, where was my friend?

Had I done it? Had I won, pulled ahead?"

Anguilla smiles.

Anguilla cheerfully sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"I did it! I broke the mark, I hit ten!

I called around for Tahatia then"

Anguilla gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Anguilla patiently sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"It took me two days to find my competitor

"Did you get to ten?" I calmly then asked her"

Anguilla smiles.

Anguilla sheepishly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

""No I did not," she said on the spot

"To tell you the truth, I just plain forgot!""

Anguilla weakly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"To hear this from her, my heart it felt fried

I'd studied my butt off, and she hadn't tried?"

Anguilla blinks.

Anguilla matter-of-factly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"The moral of this tale, if you care to listen:

Don't make a bet you don't want to win"

Anguilla smugly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"But the truth, you can't deny, is terribly strong..."

(Anguilla grins mischievously...)

Anguilla recites:

"Tahatia, you owe me one song!"

Anguilla blushes a bright red color.

Anguilla curtsies.

Anguilla casually observes the area.

(Anguilla scoots quickly off the stage.)

Gadabout Anguilla went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group just arrived. [3:53pm eastern time]

Azkaban lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Zazu lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Chabelle lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Zazu exclaims, "that's the spirit!"

Zazu waves a heavy crystal goblet around.

Zazu asks, "has everyone recieved their Goblets from the Dining area?"

[You pick up a heavy crystal goblet. The heavy crystal is masterfully cut to resemble a treble clef with the handle shaped like a musical note. Stylized script etched around the rim reads: Glythtide's Faire, 366 years since the Victory of Lanival the Redeemer.]

Roxana nods.

Roxana opens her sharkskin haversack.

Azkaban nods to Zazu.

Roxana gets a heavy crystal goblet from inside her sharkskin haversack.

Zazu exclaims, "the Prince's craftsman did a wonderful job!"

Roxana closes her sharkskin haversack.

Zazu exclaims, "a toast to them!"

Zazu gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Xaphira gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Roxana gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Chabelle gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Azkaban gets a goblet of harvest mead from inside his mesh backpack.

Roxana just kissed a heavy crystal goblet!

Azkaban guzzles his mead, dribbling most of it sloppily down his chin.

Zazu says, "before we go any further, I want to thank you all for coming today"

Roxana grins at Zazu.

Zazu exclaims, "special thanks to the drawf Grungy from M'ris, now that was a hike!"

Xaphira grins.

Roxana laughs!

Roxana applauds.

Zazu says, "and Ishimmer, I believe he's come out of da woods"

Zazu exclaims, "so many folks!"

Zazu applauds.

Roxana applauds.

Chabelle applauds.

Zazu exclaims, "am glad to see ye all! And save a smoochie for me!"

Chabelle giggles.

Zazu says, "now, we have had a special request, of the Tavern Troupe"

Zazu says, "The Apostles have an Order Song that we wrote for them a while back"

Zazu cheerfully exclaims, "and we are gonna share that with you now!"

Roxana smiles.

Xaphira beams!

Chabelle beams!

Zazu says, "ooo, maybe not"

Zazu says, "I need to regroup a moment"

Chabelle giggles.

Zazu says, "I have found the wrong songbook"

Zazu laughs!

Chabelle tickles Zazu with her tail!

Zazu exclaims, "so have another drink!"

Zazu says, "and I will let my lil sister entertain ye with a song or two"

Zazu forces Chabelle out of her group.

Zazu gives Chabelle a smooch.

Roxana lets out a hearty cheer for Chabelle!

Zazu lets out a hearty cheer for Chabelle!

Xaphira lets out a hearty cheer for Chabelle!

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Chabelle exclaims, "While we are waiting for Zazu to find the right songbook, let's give her a big applause!"

Chabelle appears to be listening intently for something.

Chabelle says, "I can't hear you...."

Chabelle applauds.

Chabelle says, "Ah, much better."

Chabelle smiles softly as the crowd settles down. She carefully withdraws her violin and bow from her satchel and looks out towards the audience.

Chabelle smiles happily as the torches flicker across the stage, brightening the entire area.

Chabelle asks, "Have you ever thought about the beggar who lives in this town?"

Chabelle angles her ears forward in curiosity.

Chabelle says, "Now I have to admit, that at first I thought it quite strange that a town such as Crossings would have its own beggar. Why would anyone want to be a beggar when there is so much out there that a person can do. "

Chabelle shrugs.

Chabelle says, "The more I thought about it, the more it started making sense. And now I'll tell you....."

Chabelle smiles softly.

Chabelle sings in a soprano voice:

"Of all the guilds in Elanthia,

A-beggin' is the best

For when a beggar's tired,

You can lay him down to rest."

Chabelle sings in a soprano voice:

"And a-begging we will go,

A-begging we will go-o-o."

Chabelle sings in a soprano voice:

"I've a poke for me ma'le

And another for me rye

I've a bottle by me side,

To drink when I am dry."

Chabelle sings in a soprano voice:

"I got patches on me cloak,

And black patch on me knee.

When you come to take me home,

I'll drink as well as thee."

Chabelle nods.

Chabelle sings in a soprano voice:

"And a-begging we will go,

A-begging we will go-o-o."

Chabelle sings in a soprano voice:

"I got a pocket for me salt

And another for me malt

I got a pair of little crutches,

You should see how I can halt."

Chabelle sings in a soprano voice:

"I sleep beneath an open tree,

And there I pay no rent.

Crossings provides for me,

And I am well content."

Chabelle sings in a soprano voice:

"And a-begging we will go,

A-begging we will go-o-o."

Chabelle sings in a soprano voice:

"I fear no plots against me.

I live an open cell.

Who would be a prince then

When beggars live so well. "

Chabelle sings in a soprano voice:

"Of all the guilds in Elanthia,

A-begging is the best.

For when a beggar's tired,

You can lay him down to rest."

Chabelle sings in a soprano voice:

"And a-begging we will go,

A-begging we will go-o-o."

Chabelle sings in a soprano voice:

"Of all the guilds in Elanthia,

A-begging is the best.

For when a beggar's tired,

You can lay him down to rest.

And here is where I rest."

Chabelle smiles brightly as she wraps a tattered blanket around her and gives a little curtsy, then boldly holds out a cup.

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Chabelle smiles softly as she lets the audience quieten down.

Chabelle says, "Thank you. The words to my last song this day were written by a friend. After hearing the beautiful poem, I decided to bring the words to music."

Chabelle says, "I present to you, "If I only knew.""

Chabelle smiles softly as she glances around the room. She lays her head upon her violin and gently pulls the bow across, creating a soft melody to float around the room.

Chabelle slowly sings in a soprano voice:

"If I knew it would be the last time

That I'd see you fall asleep,

I would tuck you in more tightly

And pray the gods, your soul to keep."

Chabelle slowly sings in a soprano voice:

"If I knew it would be the last time

That I see you walk out the door,

I would give you a hug and kiss

And call you back for one more."

Chabelle slowly sings in a soprano voice:

"If I knew it would be the last time

I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise,

I would memorize each action and word,

So I could remember them for all my days."

Chabelle slowly sings in a soprano voice:

"If I knew it would be the last time,

I could spare an extra andu

To stop and say "I love you,"

Instead of assuming you would know I do."

Chabelle slowly sings in a soprano voice:

"If I knew it would be the last time

I would be there to share your day,

Well I'm sure you'll have so many more,

So I can let just this one slip away."

Chabelle slowly sings in a soprano voice:

"For surely there's always tomorrow

To make up for an oversight,

And we always get a second chance

To make everything just right."

Chabelle hesitantly asks, "Don't we?"

Chabelle slowly sings in a soprano voice:

"There will always be another day to say "I love you,"

And certainly there's another chance to say our "Anything I can do?"

But just in case I might be wrong, and today is all I get,

I'd like to say how much I love you and I hope we never forget."

Chabelle smiles softly as she plays a slow ballad on her violin, her bow arching high above her head.

Chabelle recites:

"Tomorrow is not promised to anyone,

Young or old alike,

And today may be the last chance

You get to hold your loved one tight."

Chabelle recites:

"So if you're waiting for tomorrow,

Why not do it today?

For if tomorrow never comes,

You'll surely regret the day,"

Chabelle recites:

"That you didn't take that extra time

For a smile, a hug, or a kiss

And you were too busy to grant someone,

What turned out to be their one last wish."

Chabelle recites:

"So hold your loved ones close today,

And whisper in their ear,

Tell them how much you love them

And that you'll always hold them dear"

Chabelle recites:

"Take time to say "I'm sorry,"

"Please forgive me," "Thank you," or "It's okay."

And if tomorrow never comes,

You'll have no regrets about today."

Chabelle smiles softly as she continues her slow ballad on her violin, her bow arching high above her head.

Chabelle slowly sings in a soprano voice:

"If I knew it would be the last time

That I'd see you fall asleep,

I would tuck you in more tightly

And pray the gods, your soul to keep."

Chabelle slowly sings in a soprano voice:

"If I knew it would be the last time

That I see you walk out the door,

I would give you a hug and kiss

And call you back for one more."

Chabelle slowly sings in a soprano voice:

"If I knew it would be the last time

I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise,

I would memorize each action and word,

So I could remember them for all my days."

Chabelle slowly sings in a soprano voice:

"If I knew it would be the last time,

I could spare an extra andu

To stop and say "I love you,"

Instead of assuming you would know I do.

If I knew....

If only I knew."

Chabelle smiles softly and bows her head in remembrance as the last note fades away and the torches dim almost to nothing.

Tavern Trouper Chabelle went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group just arrived.

(Zazu grins as she spins onto the stage.)

Dareth laughs at Zazu.

Zazu says, "Dareth, I have good news and bad news."

Dareth says, "your going to make yourself dizzy"

Zazu gazes at Dareth.

Dareth winces.

Zazu giggles at Dareth.

Dareth asks, "whats the good news?"

Zazu exclaims, "good news is, I found my songbook!"

Zazu smiles as the Apostles go wild.

Zazu gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Dareth beams at Zazu!

Dareth asks, "you did?"

Zazu nods to Dareth.

Dareth asks, "where was it?"

Zazu says, "I left it sitting next to Ishimmer in the back row"

Zazu's ears droop dejectedly as a look of melancholy crosses her face.

Dareth laughs!

Dareth says, "well thats a good place for it"

Zazu exclaims, "more good news!"

Zazu grins at Dareth.

Zazu exclaims, "Kortny is about!"

Dareth says, "oh I like good news"

Dareth asks, "about where?"

Zazu points at some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Dareth casually observes the area.

Zazu perks her ears up in delight.

Dareth asks, "ok so whats the bad news?"

Dareth peers quizzically at Zazu.

Zazu slowly empties her lungs.

Dareth rubs Zazu gently.

Zazu says, "well, the schedule is a lil, um, skew"

Dareth winces.

Zazu says, "so we are shuffling folks around"

Zazu smiles weakly at the audience.

Dareth shakes his head.

Dareth says, "well thats to be expected"

Dareth nods to Zazu.

Zazu says, "so, I'm gonna let you introduce the next performer, while I go backstage and get things together"

Dareth shivers.

Dareth says, "well ok"

Dareth smiles at Zazu.

Zazu says, "We'll sing for the the request before Kortny goes on"

(Zazu smiles brightly at you and spins off stage.)

Dareth chuckles.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Master of Ceremony Dareth just arrived.

(Dareth walks out onto the stage blinding the entire area as the torches gaze off of his gleaming silver-white plate. He blushes and smiles at you as he puts out a couple of the torches. It takes a moment for your vision to return but at least you can see.)

Dareth recites:

"Oh that was excellant Chabelle, she has some of the best songs in the land, give her a big round of applause. "

Dareth applauds.

Dareth recites:

"This evening is just going to get better as it goes on. Up next is the charming young Lilymae Lancoeskmar, she is a member of the Order of the White Rose, doing a speech about the great Lanival."

Dareth smiles and wave motioning to Lilymae. As he exits off the stage he relights the darken torches.

Master of Ceremony Dareth went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Elementress Lilymae just arrived.

Lilymae smiles.

Lilymae says, "Im going to be telling the tale of the great leader Lanival. He might have been born Elven, but he was a Human by heart who believed in the ways of my order, The Order of the White Rose, and defended those he loved and those beliefs with his life. So sit back and relax...I hope you enjoy"

Lilymae smiles softly at you as she takes a deep breath.

Lilymae recites:

"This is a tale of a man we all know

A brave warrior against all his foe

Lanival, the Redeemer was his name

And here is how he came to fame..."

Lilymae recites:

"Born Elven and into the Kanton Clan

He was known to be an annoying and lazy man

Deciding finally to make his own way

Lanival wandered from the clan, to become a war mage."

Lilymae recites:

"Lanival was a thin and intense young man

Dark haired, bright eyed and a charming grace

He spent hundreds of years roaming as a vagabond

Flitting around from place to place."

Lilymae recites:

"Finally drifing to the Spine of the Dragon

Using his magics and hunting the game

He was struck by a blizzard and wandered alone

Desperate and delusional from all his pain."

Lilymae recites:

"He came across a cave and made himself a fire

And there he fell into a fevered sleep

Over his shoulder, eyes glistening bright

A dragon, Glacis, watched over his new keep."

Lilymae recites:

"Changing his form from dragon to human

Glacis cared for and tended the man

And awakening after many a day

Talked to and taught his ways to Lan.."

Lilymae recites:

"Meanwhile, as Lanival wandered the realms

His greatest foe was building his force.

Teiro, angry of the Elven leadership decline,

Humiliated at the defeat to humans, he made his new course."

Lilymae recites:

"His wife a great and powerful Elf,

Their daughter Nissa, a healer in many ways.

He was once a good and kind man

But had twisted, becoming more evil day after day."

Lilymae recites:

"Raising some of the 'old-guards' he knew,

He began to form his army of Elves.

The council objected, his daughter as well

So he killed most and quieted his daughter saying...or else."

Lilymae recites:

"And that is when this Elven Lord

Began to exact his revenge.

On the Humans who he so scorned,

For stealing the glory of the Ilithi nation."

Lilymae recites:

"During this time, Lanival returned.

Reuniting the clans like Akroeg before

And with them began his campaign

Against the chaos and the Elven Lord."

Lilymae recites:

"The war lasting a dozen years,

The first five the best, the last two the worst.

Lanival's dream finally cam true

and on the day of the victory over Teiro he heard these words "

Lilymae recites:

"Lord Teiro we are coming... No matter what the cost

Lord Teiro can you hear us?

The voice of those who were lost? Our sisters, and our brothers, our children and our wives

Our husbands and our families

Are screaming for your life

You can walk with a thousand regrets, but the people do not forget."

Lilymae recites:

"The Battle between the two forces

Was met below the Mountains made of Spine

The final battle very well matched,

Both sides fighting, both sides dying."

Lilymae recites:

"Lanival was sick of the war

Yet Teiro couldnae get his fill,

Casting a spell of power from Ages afore

Destroying most Teiro laughed at all of the foe he did kill."

Lilymae recites:

"Hope was bleak, Lord Teiro was truly mad!

Lanival knew that the time had come.

To fight a battle of utter hopelessness,

or to surrender, but never run."

Lilymae recites:

"What Lanival did then would put his name,

Down into the books for all eternity.

Wandering away from the camp he heard a noise,

And turning around, was his old friend Glacis he did see."

Lilymae recites:

"Glacis spoke of the war and the deadly spell,

Saying it invites attention Teiro did nae want.

And turning around Lanival saw before him,

a very large glistening gold eye of a dragon."

Lilymae recites:

"Turning to face his friend Glacis, he did see,

Not a Human but a Dragon in his place

Glacis spoke of Guardians and of peace,

Said that the Dragons shall come help him find his way."

Lilymae recites:

"Not one to look a gift dragon in the mouth,

He agreed to the help from his friend.

Leaping atop of Glacis back,

They few back to the army, rallying them once again."

Lilymae recites:

"The war turned that night,

From hopeless loss to a staggering win

The dragons staying till Teiro's spell was gone,

Striking terror into the hears of all the men."

Lilymae recites:

"With the end of the war Lanival devided up the lands,

And leaving a note he went on his way.

Leaving Crossing and heading south,

Never once expecting that lurking assasins await."

Lilymae recites:

"As legend goes he nearly made it to Glacis' house,

when with knives bared jumped out Elven women and men,

After the fight, five assasins lay dead, Lanival almost the same

He found the strength and dragged himself to the dragon's home again."

Lilymae recites:

"Calling out faintly to his old friend,

Glacis knew of only one way

A dragon's healing it would take not weeks, but decades.

Making sure this is what Lanival wanted, he then slept him for thousands of days "

Lilymae recites:

"Whether he ever woke or not is to this day unknown.

Some believe he sleeps still, some say he wanders still to this day,

There are some who believe that he has passed on,

Or that he sleeps till the Realms need him again."

Lilymae recites:

"Whether someday, Lanival may return,

Remains yet to be clear.

And now my friends, you now know,

The tale of Lanival, the Redeemer."

Lilymae smiles at you as she curtsies to you and leaves the stage quietly.

Lilymae smiles.

Lilymae waves.

Elementress Lilymae went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group just arrived.

Zazu smiles.

Zazu exclaims, "oh my that was a lovely piece!"

Zazu exclaims, "lets here it for Lilymae!"

Zazu gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Xaphira gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Roxana applauds.

Dareth applauds.

Chabelle gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Anguilla applauds.

Kortny applauds.

Zazu fans herself.

Zazu cheerfully says, "Dareth, our next performer needs little introduction"

Zazu curls her tail around Dareth's waist.

Zazu leans on Dareth.

Dareth nods to Zazu.

Zazu smiles as she grins at the audience.

Dareth says, "maybe we should though"

Zazu casually observes the area.

Dareth grins.

Zazu exclaims, "Actually, I am very pleased that we have Kortny Horselords with us this eve!"

Zazu gazes at Kortny.

Dareth beams!

Kortny smiles at Zazu.

Anguilla beams at Kortny!

Zazu cheerfully says, "he has requested the assistance of a few, eh, lady singers"

Zazu giggles a little oddly.

Kortny beams!

Xaphira beams at Kortny!

Dareth chuckles.

Chabelle giggles.

Xanzie grins.

Anguilla stares meekly at the ground in a moment of embarrassment.

Roxana winks.

Zazu says, "So, my friends, I will leave you in the able bardic hands of Kortny, as he entertains you for a while"

Zazu holds hands with Dareth.

Zazu says, "come dareth, it's gettin a lil warm up here"

Zazu grins at Dareth.

Dareth nods.

Dareth says, "whew that it is"

Zazu smiles as she and Dareth exit quickly

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

[You hear some addition trumpet blasts and horns of fanfare from the direction of Ulf'Hara Keep as the celebration of Glythtide's Faire continues.]

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Kortny says, "Alright thank you very much for that lovely introduction."

Kortny smiles.

Kortny puts his cloth in his misty grey belt.

Kortny says, "The lovely ladies have agreed to help me with my first song, which I imagine a few of you have heard before."

Kortny asks, "Ready ladies?"

Xaphira nods.

Roxana smiles.

Anguilla nods to Kortny.

Xanzie smiles at Kortny.

Kortny says, ""Life of the Dance" by Kortny Horselords"

Kortny slowly starts to play a beat on his boness matching each beat with an intricate dance step.

Kortny sings in a baritone voice:

"I was born to the sound of a screaming cry,

But I will dance till the day I die.

Ever since I heard my first lullabye,

I couldnt just let my feet lie."

Kortny smiles as he whirls around his cape and hair flying, as he taps a counter melody with his boots and spurs.

A chorus of voices join with Kortny's leading baritone as he sings:

"Dance, dance, everyone dance!

Come on, join in the romance!

Come on, tap your feet!

Come on, get off your seat!"

Kortny sweeps Xaphira into a dance.

Kortny sweeps Anguilla into a dance.

Kortny sweeps Chabelle into a dance.

Kortny continues to dance, he suddenly whirls to a stop and winks at you then continues.

Kortny sings in a baritone voice:

"When I was only three,

A bard came and sang for me.

With halting steps, I began to sway,

And I did not stop dancing all that day."

Kortny sweeps Espritia into a dance.

Kortny sweeps Roxana into a dance.

Roxana laughs!

Kortny sweeps Xanzie into a dance.

Kortny bones's blur as a rapid dance rhythm escapes from them.

Xanzie beams!

Chabelle giggles.

A chorus of voices join with Kortny's leading baritone as he sings:

"Dance, dance, everyone dance!

Come on, join in the romance!

Come on, tap your feet!

Come on, get off your seat!"

Kortny sings in a baritone voice:

"When I finally reached the age of eight,

Till after dinner I could hardly wait.

For my family would move the table and chairs,

And haul out their bardic wares."

A chorus of voices join with Kortny's leading baritone as he sings:

"Dance, dance, everyone dance!

Come on, join in the romance!

Come on, tap your feet!

Come on, get off your seat!"

Kortny winks.

Kortny sings in a baritone voice:

"Then I hit the age of thirteen

And the prettiest girl I had ever seen

Was swaying to the music.

Oh wow, that did make me lose it."

A chorus of voices join with Kortny's leading baritone as he sings:

"Dance, dance, everyone dance!

Come on, join in the romance!

Come on, tap your feet!

Come on, get off your seat!"

Kortny starts to wink at one of his backup singers but cant make up his mind which one to wink at.

Kortny winks.

Kortny sings in a baritone voice:

"Well I just turned twenty this day,

And that pretty girl has had her say.

Now I am all dressed up in my best,

As we start the first dance, at our wedding fest."

A chorus of voices join with Kortny's leading baritone as he sings:

"Dance, dance, everyone dance!

Come on, join in the romance!

Come on, tap your feet!

Come on, get off your seat!"

Kortny slowly changes the tempo to hauntingly familier lullabye.

Kortny sings in a baritone voice:

"Well music does warm our home today,

Because a sweet baby in a cradle does lay.

And as I sing softly, she moves her feet,

To the rhythm of an unseen beat."

Kortny smiles as he speeds the tempo back up.

A chorus of voices join with Kortny's leading baritone as he sings:

"Dance, dance, everyone dance!

Come on, join in the romance!

Come on, tap your feet!

Come on, get off your seat!"

Xanzie grins.

Kortny sings in a baritone voice:

"A young lad won my daughter's hand today,

My daughter would never leave if I had my say.

But my daughter looked me right in the eye,

And these words she whispered as she said goodbye."

A chorus of voices join with Kortny's leading baritone as he sings:

"Dance, dance, everyone dance!

Come on, join in the romance!

Come on, tap your feet!

Come on, get off your seat!"

Roxana sweeps Espritia into a dance.

Kortny spins around!

Chabelle sweeps Xanzie into a dance.

Xaphira sweeps Chabelle into a dance.

Roxana sweeps Xanzie into a dance.

Kortny sweeps Roxana into a dance.

Xanzie sweeps Chabelle into a dance.

Kortny sings in a baritone voice:

"And I guess when I die,

After my last friend has said goodbye,

The chapel bell will give a ring,

And a ghostly voice will softly sing."

Xaphira sweeps Espritia into a dance.

Espritia sweeps Xaphira into a dance.

Xanzie sweeps Kortny into a dance.

Anguilla sweeps Chabelle into a dance.

A chorus of voices join with Kortny's leading baritone as he sings:

"Dance, dance, everyone dance!

Come on, join in the romance!

Come on, tap your feet!

Come on, get off your seat!"

Roxana spins around!

Kortny smiles as he twirls to a stop, his cape and his hair twirling about him as he bows.

Kortny puts his bones in his misty grey belt.

Roxana lets out a hearty cheer for Kortny!

Kortny draws his greatcloak aside, and bows courteously, sweeping his free hand before him.

Roxana applauds.

Chabelle lets out a hearty cheer for Kortny!

Xaphira lets out a hearty cheer for Kortny!

Espritia applauds.

Xanzie beams!

Roxana grins.

Anguilla lets out a hearty cheer for Kortny!

Espritia lets out a hearty cheer for Kortny!

Xanzie lets out a hearty cheer for Kortny!

Kortny says, "A round of applause for my lovely assistants."

Xaphira blushes a bright red color.

Xaphira curtsies.

Roxana laughs!

Chabelle curtsies.

Kortny gestures to the ladies behind him.

Roxana bows.

Kortny smiles.

Anguilla stares meekly at the ground in a moment of embarrassment.

Anguilla blushes a bright red color.

Espritia blushes a bright red color.

Dancer Xaphira went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Tavern Trouper Espritia went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Roxana waves.

Xanzie curtsies.

Roxana gives Kortny a smooch.

Chabelle waves.

Taleweaver Xanzie went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Tavern Trouper Roxana went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Chabelle winks at Kortny.

Tavern Trouper Chabelle went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Balladeer Anguilla went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Kortny says, "Ok now I would like to continue with another song."

Kortny says, "Most of you have heard of the Great war with the Gorbesh we had, this is a song that was written as it happend and about Wren and her adventures."

Kortny says, "I will now sing "Wren and the Red Winter War" by Kortny Horselord"

Kortny sings in a baritone voice:

"A swirl of destiny does flow

Amid the rumours of war

In this torrid soil a plot does grow

And gives rise to the prophecies of lore."

Kortny slowly sings in a baritone voice:

"A Chalice, a Bard, and a Lute

All intertwined with blood and tears

In this mixture an evil plan bears fruit

As reality gives birth to our deepest fears"

Kortny sadly sings in a baritone voice:

"A battle springs across the lands

Warriors rally to the horns call

The enemy comes with bloodstained hands

And clash against the city's walls."

Kortny hopelessly sings in a baritone voice:

"The cities are separated and heroes fall

As the warriors battle for the gates

Each town sends out an urgent call

And through it all we wait our fates."

Kortny angrily sings in a baritone voice:

"A message from the enemy arrives

A demand of just one bard's life

To stop the wounded cries

And put an end to this dreaded strife"

Kortny quietly sings in a baritone voice:

"The answer is no and the bardess hides

The chalice and lute are guarded closely

To try to stop death's swift ride

As the attackers ranks swell hopelessly"

Kortny hopelessly sings in a baritone voice:

"Warrior, Priest, Bard, and Empath

All fall to evil's sword

The cities are lost to the enemies' wrath

And at the gates the enemy now wards"

Kortny regretfully sings in a baritone voice:

"Gentle bard is taken at last

Guardians of the lute are taken one by one

All defenders fall to arrow, sword, and axe

Many claim that the Gorbesh have won"

Kortny sings in a baritone voice:

"A standard rises and warriors rally

The wounded heal and an army forms

These stalwart warriors challenge the tally

This army girds themselves all weary and torn"

Kortny emphatically sings in a baritone voice:

"The paladins lead and the warriors follow

The towns are reclaimed one at a time

But victory brings a harsh sorrow

As violence is repaid in kind."

Kortny hesitantly sings in a baritone voice:

"As the world does recover

And the foolish belive it has ended

The wise discover

That our last hope might have been left unattended."

Kortny slowly sings in a baritone voice:

"A memory of three notes

Bring the bards together

They share a faint hope

But they find just a wrens feather."

Kortny sings in a baritone voice:

"A voice to guide gives the way

As one of each is gathered togather

They all join to sing and pray

And three step forward with a wren's feather"

Kortny sings in a baritone voice:

"Their faith brings its reward

And Wren is saved from death

But only her life will the god's ward

But they give no guarantee for our last breath."

Kortny bows.

Kortny smiles sadly.

Kortny says, "Trying but defining times for us all."

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Kortny says, "Well as the years go on, I start to feel them more and more."

Kortny smiles.

Kortny winks.

Kortny says, "Which caused me to write this next little song, which this is its first public performance."

Kortny says, ""Life's Journey" by Kortny Horselord"

Kortny sings in a baritone voice:

"Years tumble so quickly by,

That I sometimes wonder why.

Why the child of my memories,

In the mirror an adult does see?"

Kortny sings in a baritone voice:

"Movements that used to be so smooth,

Now leave me with aches to sooth.

The hours of each new day,

Seem to take wing and fly away."

Kortny sings in a baritone voice:

"But there are joys in times gone past,

For some memories will always last.

Friends and familey grow more dear,

As the time for our final journey does draw near."

Kortny sings in a baritone voice:

"And if history I could indeed change,

Very few things would I rearrange.

So I must say I am content,

And thankful for the blessings sent."

Kortny bows.

Kortny smiles.

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Kortny says, "Well that concludes my singing, but I had a request for a story."

Kortny says, "The one that I have chosen is one that I wrote a long time ago."

Kortny says, "I spent some time looking into one of the mysteries of this realm, and this is the story I found."

Kortny says, "This is the story of Anlorahlhe by Kortny Horselords."

Kortny recites:

"When the armies of the World Dragon Priests

Had retreated to the area of the Black Hand

The Elotheans and Elves of the shattered city of Shard

Banded together to rebuild Shard and the province of Ilith."

Kortny recites:

"It was during this time that Alec

Built a symbol of that new peace with the Elves

That symbol being the gondola that served to connect

The elves with their Leth kin."

Kortny recites:

"The Elves, honored by this act,

Swore to guard and ensure the operation of the gondola

It is at this point that our story begins."

Kortny pulls his hood up on his cloak covering his face in shadows.

Kortny leans forward.

Kortny darkly says, "But even as the Elves and Elotheans celebrated the rebuilding of their cultures, dark forces gathered to oppose them. And it was in a deep hole that an evil necromancer began to chant. "

Kortny chants in a baritone voice:

"Darkness, Darkness, come to me!

Gather round and follow my decree!

A heart of ice and anger of life!

Create me a creature full of spite!

Form claws that are so sharp and cruel,

That they can slice those Elven fools!"

Kortny darkly says, "And as he chanted this evil spell, a creature was given life. Seemingly nothing but claws and fangs, it's first step on this world sent a ripple through the magic of the land."

Kortny says, "An Elven mage whose age was beyond the memories of all but himself, felt the evil magic resonate in the lands. And as it faded away, fate took possesion of him and he chanted these words with his dying breath:"

Kortny chants in a baritone voice:

"As light turns so does darkness

As darkness turns so does light

When the powers of death bring forth life

The powers of life must bring forth death"

Kortny chants in a baritone voice:

"A mother's milk will quench the flame

A noble's blood will talisman bring

To the center must it go

And wait there for it's appointed foe."

Kortny quietly says, "Now the Elves debated long and hard trying to discern the prophecy. After five years of study, it was decided that they would create a talisman so full of the magic of life that it's mere presence would dampen the evil in the realms."

Kortny quietly says, "What exactly the Elven mages did to create the staff is unknown. But after five years they appeared with a staff burning with a blue flame. A hundred Elven mothers gave of their breasts milk to quench the magical flames that danced within the staff. And thus was a talisman for good born."

Kortny says, "The leader of the Mountain Elves recognized that this talisman would be needed in the future and the safest place for it would be in the great temple in Crossing. "

Kortny says, "She chose twenty of her finest warriors to escort the staff to the province of Zoluren. To lead this war party she chose her daughter Anlorahlhe."

Kortny firmly says, "Now Anlorahlhe was the pride of the Mountain Elves. There were many songs sung of her praising her beauty and her kindness."

Kortny darkly says, "Unfortunately unknown to the Elves their actions had not gone unnoticed. Spies for the necromancer watched as the war party readied itself for departure."

Kortny darkly says, "The mage summoned up his creature and infused it with his power. He then sent it to intercept the Elves and destroy the tailsman. The creature raced toward the Elven lands with great speed."

Kortny says, "The war band, having gotten ready, departed from the mountains and arrived at the gondola. Anlorahlhe sent one half of her guard across to secure the northern platform. "

Kortny says, "The gondola guided by an Elven mage returned to the south platform to pick up the rest of the party. The spirits of the party were high and laughter and song filled the air as the party took their seats."

Kortny sighs.

Kortny sadly says, "No one noticed the small thump on the top of the gondola."

Kortny slowly says, "The beast attacked without warning. The Elven mage operating the gondola was the first to die. The guards leapt to fight but were flung back and overcome by the pure savagery of the beast. In the end only the princess Anlorahlhe and the beast were left."

Kortny says, "Well, the princess held the staff in front of her and the beast was kept at bay. But the princess had not been unscratched in the struggle, a red stain was now forming at her side."

Kortny exclaims, "Suddenly the prophecy was made clear to her!"

Kortny chants in a baritone voice:

"A mother's milk will quench the flame

A noble's blood will talisman bring

To the center must it go

And wait there for it's appointed foe."

Kortny sadly says, "She knew the future would need this talisman and also what she had to do. She reached down and ran the staff along the blood of the wound at her side."

(Kortny stamps the ground with a loud !!!THAMP!!!!)

Kortny says, "And a bright light enveloped the gondola, and Anlorahlhe's body fell to the ground. The beast with a heart of ice was too strong to be overcome so easily but it was greatly weakened by the magic of life that shone forth. "

Kortny says, "With a jerk of the ropes the gondola started to move again, with no hand to guide it. The warriors having heard the cries stood ready on the platform. But whatever they where expecting it was not the creature that sprang past them and fled down the ridge."

Kortny says, "The rest of the war band rushed into the gondola with cries of dismay. All inside where dead and the enchanted staff was not to be found."

Kortny says, "Some say the Elves failed in their mission that day. Others are not so sure, because that gondola with no hand to guide it still travels back and forth. And a few have been said to hear a young lady weeping as if some duty had long kept her seperated from those she loved. "

Kortny quietly says, "But I guess only Anlorahlhe really knows the truth. For now........."

Kortny bows.

Kortny smiles.

Kortny says, "Remember and listen when you travel the gondola, and you might to hear her."

Kortny says, "Thank you very much for letting me perform before you tonight, it was an honor."

Kortny draws his greatcloak aside, and bows courteously, sweeping his free hand before him.

Kortny says, "Enjoy the fair."

Songsmith Kortny went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group just arrived.

(Zazu grins as she approaches the stage and looks over the audience.)

Zazu cheerfully asks, "now how is that for entertainment?"

Chabelle applauds.

Roxana gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Roxana grins.

Zazu says, "let's hear a big huzzah for Kortny"

Zazu lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Roxana gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Chabelle lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Azkaban applauds.

Azkaban gets an impish expression on his face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Zazu cheerfully says, "I'd like to warn some folks of upcoming performances"

Zazu grins like an idiot.

Roxana chuckles.

Zazu cheerfully says, "Tashya is telling a story then the Cast members of the Chadatru play need to be backstage. Caitlin will be performing after that."

Zazu cheerfully says, "Then we have a sweet duet between Blujae and Catwrist."

Roxana applauds.

Zazu gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Azkaban gets an impish expression on his face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Chabelle gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Zazu cheerfully says, "that should take us through the top of the hour"

Zazu cheerfully exclaims, "I hope our Theren Guard folks are still around, we have a sword duo coming up!"

Roxana smiles.

Zazu applauds.

Zazu happily says, "I have just recieved reports that there is more beer in Bubbinster's Row"

Zazu grins at Roxana.

Roxana laughs!

Roxana nods.

Roxana opens her sharkskin haversack.

Zazu smiles as she winks at Bubbinster.

Roxana gets a carved pick from inside her sharkskin haversack.

Zazu slowly empties her lungs.

Roxana slides a carved pick onto her finger.

Roxana gets a cherrywood gittern inlaid with gold-banded rings of ivory and jade from inside her sharkskin haversack.

Roxana closes her sharkskin haversack.

Roxana moves a cherrywood gittern inlaid with gold-banded rings of ivory and jade to her left hand.

Zazu cheerfully says, "but now, that I have found my songbook, lets try the song for the Apostles."

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Zazu says, "I hope this a fitting tribute to the brave Apostles who risked all in the Gorbesh War. Some lost all too and we thank them most of all."

Zazu says, "I call this, "Apostles Stand" at least until someone comes up with a better title"

Zazu smiles as she plays a few opening notes on her lyre.

You listen with appreciation as Roxana plays a gentle lullaby with consummate skill.

(Azkaban begins to play a slow sombre melody on his silver whistle.)

Chabelle smiles as she nestles her violin under her chin and aptly pulls the bow across its strings. The notes merge with the groups own music.

Zazu sings in a soprano voice:

"No brotherhood like they who bravely face a common foe

No enemy so base as they that laid our brothers low

No sister's face so dear as one who faced the Gorbesh tide

No bond, no friendship deeper than one battle proved and tried."

Zazu sings in a soprano voice:

"No quarter asked, none given, for we fought them toe to toe

The Gorbesh might we stopped here and we made the bastards go.

Apostles, sword in hand, we beat the Gorbesh mailed fist.

Though friends we lost forever swell the ranks of honor's list."

Weaving a melancholy tone that saddens the soul, a slow ballad glides from Roxana's cherrywood gittern.

Azkaban smiles as he continues to play gently, the occasional high note bringing a tear to your eye.

(Zazu smiles at the audience as she coaxes somber notes from her lyre which blend with the voices.)

Chabelle's soprano, Azkaban's tenor and Roxana's soprano join with Zazu's soprano as she sings:

"Yes! we defend our land,

But more our company of friends

Oh shoulder on and back to back we stand...

A shield strong that does not break nor bends,

Nae bows to despots cruel

Nae stands for Gorbesh rule,

Apostles shoulder on and back to back we stand!"

Zazu sings in a soprano voice:

"Yes! we defend our land,

But more our company of friends

Oh shoulder on and back to back we stand...

A shield strong that does not break nor bends,

Nae bows to despots cruel

Nae stands for Gorbesh rule,

Apostles shoulder on and back to back we stand!"

With a subtle, powerful style, Roxana strums a slow ballad weaving a melancholy tone that saddens the soul.

Zazu sings in a soprano voice:

"In Crossing town and at the barricades

We faced the battle spheres and Gorbesh archers raids

We fought them North and South and beat them fair

Apostles led the fight where no one else would dare."

Zazu sings in a soprano voice:

"We dragged the dead we took the wounded's pain

We raised the fighter so they rose to fight again

And if another enemy with blood our land will stain

We company of heros, we Apostles, rise to fight again!"

Chabelle smiles softly as her bow glides across the strings of her violin. The somber music floats throughout the room, causing chills to run through the audience.

(Zazu continues to bring serious notes from her lyre.)

Chabelle's soprano, Azkaban's tenor and Roxana's soprano join with Zazu's soprano as she sings:

"Yes! we defend our land,

But more our company of friends

Oh shoulder on and back to back we stand...

A shield strong that does not break nor bends,

Nae bows to despots cruel

Nae stands for Gorbesh rule,

Apostles shoulder on and back to back we stand!"

Zazu sings in a soprano voice:

"Yes! we defend our land,

But more our company of friends

Oh shoulder on and back to back we stand...

A shield strong that does not break nor bends,

Nae bows to despots cruel

Nae stands for Gorbesh rule,

Apostles shoulder on and back to back we stand!"

Azkaban smiles as he glances over to Roxana, weaving a beautiful harmony with her, gliding notes that mourn fallen heros.

Zazu sings in a soprano voice:

"We all recall a face that graced a friend

And mourn their Starry Walk at friendship's end

We will not ever let your memory die

And hear your voice with ours in every battle cry."

Chabelle's soprano, Azkaban's tenor and Roxana's soprano join with Zazu's soprano as she sings:

"We all recall a face that graced a friend

And we Apostles will your sacrifice defend

For what is bought with such a precious price

No less than all Apostles best could then suffice."

Zazu sings in a soprano voice:

"We all recall a face that graced a friend

And we Apostles will your sacrifice defend

For what is bought with such a precious price

No less than all Apostles best could then suffice."

(Roxana plays her gittern softly, eyes closed in concentration.)

(Zazu plays her lyre with a serious look, her notes blending with the other muscians.)

Chabelle's soprano, Azkaban's tenor and Roxana's soprano join with Zazu's soprano as she sings:

"Yes! we defend our land,

But more our company of friends

Oh shoulder on and back to back we stand...

A shield strong that does not break nor bends,

Nae bows to despots cruel

Nae stands for Gorbesh rule,

Apostles shoulder on and back to back we stand!"

Zazu sings in a soprano voice:

"Yes! we defend our land,

But more our company of friends

Oh shoulder on and back to back we stand...

A shield strong that does not break nor bends,

Nae bows to despots cruel

Nae stands for Gorbesh rule,

Apostles shoulder on and back to back we stand!"

Azkaban smiles as he plays a flutter of notes in a moving refrain.

(Zazu looks up at you with a tear in her eye as she continues her song.)

Chabelle's soprano, Azkaban's tenor and Roxana's soprano join with Zazu's soprano as she sings:

"Apostles shoulder on and back to back we stand

The staunch defenders of our home, Our Land

We raise a cup to hail you, victors in the fray,

And Heros, ever were and come again another day."

With a subtle, powerful style, Roxana strums a slow ballad weaving a melancholy tone that saddens the soul.

Zazu sings in a soprano voice:

"Apostles shoulder on and back to back we stand

The staunch defenders of our home, Our Land

We raise a cup to hail you, victors in the fray,

And Heros, ever were and come again another day."

Roxana finishes playing on her cherrywood gittern.

(Zazu leans back and strums her lyre slowly.)

Chabelle's soprano, Azkaban's tenor and Roxana's soprano join with Zazu's soprano as she sings:

"A brotherhood we are who faced the Gorbesh foe

The Gorbesh Might we broke and made the bastards go

No deeper bond of friendship than on battle proved and tried

We raise a cup to hail Apostle heros who have tragic died."

Zazu sings in a soprano voice:

"A brotherhood we are who faced the Gorbesh foe

The Gorbesh Might we broke and made the bastards go

No deeper bond of friendship than on battle proved and tried

We raise a cup to hail Apostle heros who have tragic died."

(Chabelle blends her serious notes with those around. She smiles over at Azkaban as he weaves his magical music with his instrument.)

Chabelle's soprano, Azkaban's tenor and Roxana's soprano join with Zazu's soprano as she sings:

"Yes! we defend our land,

But more our company of friends

Oh shoulder on and back to back we stand...

A shield strong that does not break nor bends,

Nae bows to despots cruel

Nae stands for Gorbesh rule,

Apostles shoulder on and back to back we stand!"

Chabelle's soprano, Azkaban's tenor and Roxana's soprano join with Zazu's soprano as she sings:

"A brotherhood we are who faced the Gorbesh foe

The Gorbesh Might we broke and made the bastards GO!"

Zazu sings in a soprano voice:

"A brotherhood we are who faced the Gorbesh foe

The Gorbesh Might we broke and made the bastards GO!"

Chabelle's soprano, Azkaban's tenor and Roxana's soprano join with Zazu's soprano as she sings:

"Yes! we defend our land,

But more our company of friends

Oh shoulder on and back to back we stand...

A shield strong that does not break nor bends,

Nae bows to despots cruel

Nae stands for Gorbesh rule,

Apostles shoulder on and back to back we stand!"

(Zazu is absorbed by her music which blends with the voices of the bards around her.)

Zazu sings in a soprano voice:

"Yes! we defend our land,

But more our company of friends

Oh shoulder on and back to back we stand...

A shield strong that does not break nor bends,

Nae bows to despots cruel

Nae stands for Gorbesh rule,

Apostles shoulder on and back to back we stand!"

Azkaban smiles as he glances at Chabelle, trying to capture the words of the song in a powerful movement of notes.

Zazu smiles as her notes fade with the last words of the song.

Zazu sighs.

Roxana smiles at Zazu.

Zazu quietly says, "thank you all, for listening to our song"

Zazu quietly says, "We ask that you remember the fallen"

Zazu quietly says, "We leave you now, to return to the Faire."

Zazu takes off her hat a moment and fans herself with it, then places it back on her head.

Zazu blinks.

Azkaban bows.

Roxana bows.

Zazu bows.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Master of Ceremony Dareth's group just arrived.

(Dareth strolls casually from the darkness of backstage to the lightened area of center stage. You can see him smile and bow to you as the hardwood floor creaks as he walks across it. )

Dareth says, "that was excellant"

Dareth says, "I hope everyone enjoyed it"

Dareth says, "we now have Tashya performing a song and a story"

Dareth smiles and wavea to Tashya motioning for her to begin. He slowly blends back in with the darkness of backstage.

Master of Ceremony Dareth went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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(Tashya squints through the bright lights at the audience.)

(Tashya pulls out a bag of small, squishy yellow creatures, and hands them around to the audience.)

Tashya smiles as she watches the audience munch on the candies, oblivious to their impending doom.

Tashya sings:

"A gusting, chilled wind blows in from the North,

As my friends and I sit, warmed by the hearth.

Snow blowing and whirling shakes the guild to its rafters,

As we block blizzard gusts thru songs, drink, and laughter."

Tashya sings:

"I smile, and recall a mysterious Gypsy.

I'd been drinking, OF COURSE, and had gotten quite tipsy.

Her wagon was filled with secrets and wonders,

When I spotted a bag of unusual plunder..."

Tashya sings:

"She was quick to notice my curious gaze,

And pulled out of the bag a strange, little case.

Lined up inside were small, yellow creatures,

Squishy and silent, to perusal of features."

Tashya sings:

"For a song and a dance, and 2 plat of my kronars,

I quickly became the small creatures' new owner.

"A rare, delight!" said the Gypsy, with fervor,

"But take heed, read the Caution before going further!""

Tashya sings:

"I blinked as my thoughts returned to the present,

The tiny, bright candies could make the night pleasant!

While telling my tale, I passed round the Peeps case,

With little attention to caution, I raced. "

Tashya sings:

"It was only after more laughter and songs,

It occured to me something was terribly wrong!

I quickly pulled out the simple white label,

And gasped as I looked at the case on the table!"

Tashya chants:

"Ingredients : Sugar, Glucose, Monosodium Glucanate, Mystical Marsh Mallows, and Yellow Dye #5.....MYSTICAL MARSH MALLOWS!!! Eat with EXTREME caution!!"

Tashya sings:

"I slowly backed off from the small, Peep Chicks,

Slapping my forehead at the mess left to fix.

From outside we heard, came a Thump!, and a Bang!,

Stomped in from the snow, a Beast with razor-sharp fangs!"

Tashya sings:

"In from the storm came the huge Mama Peep!

Her fangs and claws a sight, best unseen.

She had come for her babies, her little Peep Chicks,

We all stared in horror, with a plan needed, quick!"

Tashya sings:

"Out of the shadows sprang Lemack on his guard,

He attacked from behind, hitting her hard.

He had almost managed to corner the beast,

But was suddenly grabbed and thrown thru the door, east!"

Tashya sings:

"Next I went forth to vanquish our foe!

I told her a joke, and a pleasant, short poem.

She seemed to warm up, and back down just a bit,

Then facedown, I find myself, by my mandolin hit!"

(Tashya wobbles and moans while rubbing her head.)

Tashya sings:

"Last Kelela came forward, to settle the matter.

She quietly sipped at her ale while she pondered.

She glanced at her mug and before we could stop her,

Her ale went out flying at the bright, yellow monster!"

Tashya winces.

Tashya says, "The agony! Alcohol abuser! "

Tashya sings:

"We watched in horror, and each of us flinched,

But the ale hit its mark, and the Mama Peep winced!

With popping and sizzling, the mighty beast roared,

Til there was naught but a puddle of goo on the floor!"

Tashya sings:

"Kelela glanced at Lemack, and Lemack glanced at me.

We were lucky to survive, this small group of three.

The remaining young chicks, out the door, shooed,

As we sat there staring at the bubbling, bright goo. "

Tashya smiles mischieviously.

Tashya sings:

"So if ever you meet, a Gypsy with candy.

Make sure with a mug full of ale you are handy!"

(Tashya ignores the nervous looks from the sticky-fingered audience.)

Tashya bows.

[From a distance comes the peal of horns as their clarion fanfare proclaims the continued celebration of Glythtide's Faire at Ulf'Hara Keep.]

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Tashya says, "And now a story with a slightly more somber tone."

Tashya smiles.

Tashya gets a white silk pulpit scarf with tiny praying hands embroidered along the edge in gold metallic thread from inside her traveler's backpack.

Tashya hangs a white silk pulpit scarf with tiny praying hands embroidered along the edge in gold metallic thread around her neck.

Tashya adjusts her pulpit scarf.

Tashya smiles as she shines her rusty Paladin halo, and bows her head in a silent prayer before glancing at the audience.

Tashya regretfully says, "Many do not realize that the gods are among us at all times. Some do not even acknowledge them past the favors they bestow us, but their interest in *us* is not so casual."

Tashya enigmatically says, "We are their special creation, their pride and joy, their failure and disappointments, all wrapped in one package. Any who doubt that gods walk among us, need only to glance over their shoulder carefully at those special times in their lives."

(Tashya mumbles soft words under her breath as she slowly moves her hand through the air in front of her, revealing a small cottage, nestled in darkness.)

Tashya quietly says, "The story begins as it often ends, a cry piercing throught the darkness of night, followed by a deep breath."

Tashya tenderly says, "The infant cries out as he comes forth in to the stark surroundings. As his eyes and body adjust to the newness of light and sounds, he is pulled close to his mother's breast. His cries calm as her heart beats into his ear, and although the world is new to him, his gaze is caught by the woman standing beside his mother's shoulder. Her golden hair fallls curling, down her back; and comfort, awareness, and life emanate from her being. A smile falls across his lips as he slips into slumber, gazing into her warm eyes."

(Tashya tickles the center of the illusion which then shows a small boy, tossing fitfully in his sleep.)

Tashya lovingly says, "This same boy, now in the years of first steps and endless games awakes startled and confused from his dreams. Wary from his nightmare, his heart beats fast inside his chest as he grasps for a hold on his fear. Alongside him in bed, a dark man sits in the shadows. As the unseen, benevolent hand brushes the hair from his forehead, he gradually falls back against his pillow, secumbing to the dreams and hopes of his heart."

(Tashya's eyes sparkle in merriment as the dark room lightens into a riotous tavern filled with laughing people, dancing and drinking the night away.)

Tashya mischievously says, "A little farther in the turning of years, a long-limbed youth stands stomping his foot in rythmn to a rousing song. Unsure yet of his place in the world, he stumbles towards the girl of his dreams. With his spirits high (from three too many cups of ale) he flashes a wide smile and coaxes the young lass to dance with him. As they twirl round the dance-floor of the tavern, the musicians play a tune that floats across the air and into the hearts of all who listen. He suddenly stops himself from stumbling, as he swears he catches a glance of a most unusual couple in the corner. Laughing together, a drunken little Halfing dances a jig with a graceful, but joyous woman who swings her wren-brown skirts with a playful ease."

(Tashya blows lightly upon the illusion and it wavers until it shows a bustling city, its buildings towering and grand.)

Tashya hesitantly says, "The same youth, not quite a man, steps into his guildhall for the first time a year or so later. Awed by the unfamiliar surrounding and people he struggles with his anxieties. Not long afterwards, he steps into his first battle, scared most of all that he may turn and run. He finds a courage he didn't know he had, grits his teeth, and keeps marching forward. As the battle intensifies, a flame-haired warrior moves to guard his back. His sweat and breath tinged in blood, the warrior moves with closely controlled movements employed by equally agile tactics. As the youth turns to raise his fist toward his comrade, he blinks. In that split second, he is alone again, the warrior gone. Moving as one with the sword, he continues the fight, his wrath delivered through his blade."

(Tashya tugs the picture by its corner, and flips it over to reveal the path to the little village once more.)

Tashya confidently says, "A war-hardened man returns to the village of his youth. The lass he once danced with, now a woman come into her own. The childhood romance, soon matures into a binding of souls. Time moves quickly in love, and as they stand before their family and friends, a diminutive woman sits quietly in the last row. Her gauzy skirts fall in a cloud at her feet, adourned with flounces and trailing ribbons. Dabbing at her eyes with a handkerchief, the elegant woman gowned in dove-white, sniffles softly with a tender smile on her face. She beams at the couple, whispering blessings and words of congratulations under her breath as their hearts become one."

(Tashya grasps the image firmly and shakes it out like a towel, smoothing it out to show a homey cottage surrounded by rosebushes and a small garden.)

Tashya dreamily says, "The years fly by for the man and his wife. Soon they are blessed with children of their own, who bring joy to their hearts. As the family grows, so does their hapiness. Each night as they sit around the table for dinner, they hold hands and bow their heads in thanks for their good fortune. At the hearth lies a content tabby cat, spread out near the warmth, a smile upon her face as she gazes at the family in benediction. She nods in acknowledgement to the raven on the windowsill, who cocks its head to the side with a playful gleam in his eye."

Tashya's tail undulates lazily through the air.

Tashya smiles and lean forward, enraptured by the images of the seasons as they pass over the small cottage, the man, and his family.

Tashya matter-of-factly says, "Soon the summer and autumn of the man's life pass. Time so quickly spent, yet so cherished. Winter comes to set upon his body, though his soul is in its spring. Each day he and his beloved still wake and sleep with a kiss, their love only strenghthened over the years."

Tashya slowly says, "Children now grown, bring round children of their own for kisses and stories from their grandparents. Each morning it gets harder to rise from bed, and each night, sleep's lulling song calls him stronger. "

Tashya smiles wistfully.

Tashya sadly says, "As he lies down for the last time, he smiles with a lifetime's love into his wife's eyes. His thoughts return to memories of his marriage, his family, and his childhood. Battles replay in his head, glorious victories, and pushing the enemy into final retreats. The way his love's hair falls over her shoulders to curl just so, and how she still entrances him years later. All the firsts in his life, holding his daughter as she falls asleep in his arms , the lean winters with little to eat, and all the hardships that made him the man he is today."

(Tashya pulls her fingers inwards to make a fist, and the room begins to darken slowly, til only the light from a single candle wavers.)

Tashya calmly says, "At the foot of his bed, a towering, silent figure wrapped in darkness steps forward to embrace his soul as it leaves his body. But the presence is not alone, the room is also filled with a cacaphony of faces all focused on this one mortal's death. Faces which celebrate his life and achievements, and mourn his death. As he steps forward, they welcome him into the heavens. A star rises to the sky as he walks unto the Starry Path."

Tashya quietly says, "And so the story ends as it often begins, a cry piercing throught the darkness of night, followed by a deep release of breath."

(Tashya silently bows her head in prayer and a shower of sparks fly round twirling and twinkling like all the stars of the heavens, until they slowly fade into the void.)

Tashya bows.

Tashya smiles.

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Tashya says, "Thank you folks, I believe we have a play coming up next."

Tashya waves.

Tashya went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu just arrived.

Zazu grins like an idiot.

Zazu exclaims, "well now, Tashya sure knows how to spin a tale!"

Zazu says, "I'd like to remind the cast members who are in the Chadatru Play, to please come back stage"

Zazu says, "We are getting ready to perform"

Herald Ravenstorme just arrived.

Ravenstorme nods to Zazu.

Zazu happily says, "I'd also like to give a special word of thanks"

Zazu happily says, "We have been running grossly behind today"

Zazu happily says, "and several performers have willingly cut back their acts, in order to accomodate the schedule"

Zazu happily says, "I know we all want to shine today, and have our time on stage, it means alot that we can all work together"

Zazu cheerfully says, "now I turn the stage over to Ravenstorme"

Zazu just blew Ravenstorme a kiss.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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(Ravenstorme hesitantly approaches the front of the stage, waitting a few to see if he is gona dissappear again)

Ravenstorme recites:

"Well then what have we next......AH yes a wonderful play written by Chabelle titled Chadatru"

Ravenstorme recites:

"Please enjoy the play as we have enjoyed bringing it to you this day"

Ravenstorme smiles at Chabelle.

Tavern Trouper Chabelle's group just arrived.

Herald Ravenstorme went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Chabelle recites:

"As you notice the troupe members standing to one side, a curtain appears before them blocking them from view. The curtain parts in the center, showing a bard on a stage drinking from her mug. She appears not to notice the audience as her eyes look over three statues that are in different positions upon the stage."

Espritia the Bard walks over to the smallest of the statues, which sits on the stage far right, and kneels in front of it. She appraises it as she takes another gulp from her ale. The house-cat-size statue appears to be a mongoose with it's small body and short stubby tail. The bard looks at the statue again with a smile before rising and walking over to the next statue. The mongoose's round eyes appear to follow the bard as she moves around on the stage.

Espritia sings in an alto voice:

"So ferocious and yet so small

This aspect stands above them all

No lies could he tell

Those he judge he will expel

Defender of the gods to the core

This positive aspect, Rutilor."

Espritia the Bard walks across the stage to the medium-sized statue placed on the stage far left. This statue causes her to give a bit of a shiver as she looks into the piercing eyes of the goshawk. She quickly takes a couple of gulps from her ale to steady her nerves, before returning her study of the goshawk statue. This robust bird has a long narrow tail, short rounded wings and a bold white eyebrow, that seems to be raised as if it's questioning the bard's existence. The bard shudders and moves rather quickly to the third statue, placed on center stage.

Espritia sings in an alto voice:

"Dishonesty and deceit

These are some traits he keeps

Bribery and corrupt are more

Fallen Paladins he will adore

He always looks for the huge rip-off

This negative aspect, Botolf."

Espritia the Bard looks proudly at the center statue, that of a noble regal lion. His great maw seems to be slightly open, allowing the bard to get a good glimpse of the great sharp teeth that protrude from it. However, the bard doesn't feel afraid, but protected. She is unable to help herself as she reaches out to touch the stone mane.

Espritia sings in an alto voice:

"Lord of Justice, that is him

Arbitrating at his every whim

He's fierce in the battle

In lies he does nae dabble

The truth he will ensue

This great blind god, Chadatru."

Chabelle recites:

"Suddenly, all three statues come alive! The blue-grey goshawk lets out a loud "kak-kak-kak-kak" as it rises to the air and lands on the head of the lion while the mongoose scampers around the bard's legs causing her to flail as she tries not to fall. The mongoose swiftly runs and jumps on the lion's massive back."

Espritia the Bard stumbles a bit trying to regain her balance as the animals look straight in her eyes. As she stands there rubbing her eyes trying to believe this is happening, the mongoose and the goshawk meld into the lion. The bard blinks then covers her mouth, dropping her ale, as she tries to cover up her scream. She tries to move back, but entangles her feet, falling to the ground. The lion, now with blue-grey wings and a furry stub tail, moves towards her.

Espritia the bard notices that the lion is blinded and unable to see her. She stumbles as she tries to stand and back away quietly when the lion opens its great maw.

Xaphira as Chadatru, even though blind, seems to gaze directly at the bard before speaking.

Xaphira says, "Fear me not, unless you are troubled with sin. For I am the Lord of Justice. You have come for a story, have you not? Well, dear bard, here's a story that you won't resist."

Zazu flails her arms and tries to look serious.

Chabelle recites:

"The scenery changes before your eyes, showing a newer Elanthia. One with no towns or roads. You wouldn't realize it was the same if it wasn't for a few landmarks that still stand to this day. The lion's booming voice seems to follow the scenery change."

Xaphira recites:

"Many many moons ago, we gods were the only ones to walk upon the lands that you do today. Though it is quite hard to imagine on this day, it is true. "

Xaphira recites:

"Faenella sang at her hearts delight in those grasslands north of here, Kertigen worked hard in the forge that he built deep in the wastelands, Hodierna tended her fields of special herbs with which she healed us when we were wounded. Meraud always performing his magic from the shadows, Tamsine watching over us and making sure we were well fed and taken care of."

(Chabelle as Faenella sings at the top of her voice, swaying to her music.)

Azkaban as Glythtide drains another goblet of mead and stumbles about trying to remain god-like.

Xaphira as Tasmine cleans at her hearth, humming merrily.

(Zazu as Hodierna gathers fresh georin and hulnick grass and begins crushing it in a stone mortar.)

Xaphira recites:

"We were content as well as we could be. For though it was merely us that walked upon these lands, we had enough to contend with. Damaris, the assassin who brought many of us to Truffenyi who raised us with his special talents. Everild, always rushing to battle with someone. Our sisters and brothers, good and bad, were ours. And we had to adapt with the whim of each, for each of us were different and alike in many ways."

Azkaban as Glythtide lets loose a loud hiccup then stands, blushing and grinning broadly.

(Chabelle as Damaris stalks Kertigen as he heads to the forge, Damaris' arrow aimed at Kertigen's heart.)

(Zazu as Everlid runs onto the battlefield brandishing his sword for all to see.)

Xaphira as Meraud eyes Hodierna, forming a plot in his mind...

Xaphira recites:

"There came a day when the sun didn't shine and not a moon appeared in the sky. All of us stopped what we were doing and simply looked up at the bleak darkness surrounding us. Many of us stumbled around looking for others while those with torches held them out to us as beacons."

Azkaban gazes upward.

Chabelle gazes upward.

Zazu gazes upward.

Xaphira gazes upward.

(Chabelle as Faenella holds her torch up high for others to see.)

Azkaban as Glythtide drops a torch then trips on it, giggling all the time.

Xaphira as Tasmine stays close to Faenella, whispering nervously in her ear.

(Zazu as Hodernia stumbles around in the flickering light.)

Xaphira recites:

"As we gathered around, a fierce wind blew out our torches throwing us in the dark once again. We stood our ground and wondered what this strange event was. Never had we seen such a happening as this!"

(Chabelle as Faenella drops her snuffed torch.)

(Zazu gasps as the all light is snuffed out.)

Azkaban as Glythtide stands on the torch.

Azkaban exclaims, "Ow!"

Xaphira recites:

"Suddenly a great bolt shot from the sky, spilling us to the ground and placing us in a deep sleep. As I awoken, the sky was brilliant once again by the sun. I closed my eyes from its brightness. Enclosed in this self-darkness, I felt a closeness to me stir. I re-opened my eyes only to see different images of me, laying there! Not one, but two!"

Chabelle recites:

"The scenery changes briefly as the Lion looks blindly at the bard who has regained her calmness and even has retrieved another ale from her backpack. The lion smiles knowingly as he senses the look of bewilderment on the bard's face."

Xaphira says, "Aye, bard, in those days I could see. But let me continue before I get ahead of myself."

Chabelle recites:

"The scenery returns to the newer Elanthia, the lion's booming voice returning with it."

Xaphira recites:

"As I was saying, I opened my eyes to find not one, but two different images of me. One on either side. Hav'roth and the rest were no longer there. I looked closely at these figures and soon saw some of their differences more clearly."

Xaphira as Chadatru looks over to Rutilor on his left.

Xaphira gives Zazu a look of sudden recognition.

Xaphira recites:

"The one to my left had a kindly face, though looking at the many swords on his being I knew he was a force to be reckoned with if provoked."

Xaphira as Chadatru looks over to Botolf on his right.

Xaphira gives Azkaban a look of sudden recognition.

Azkaban blinks.

Xaphira recites:

"The one to my right carried a deceitful face, though at the time I could not tell you why. However I recall later his face seemed to twist and turn under the surface as if his very skin was alive!"

Xaphira recites:

"Bewildered, I was unable to look upon their faces anymore. I looked towards the sky once more, trying to determine what had exactly happened. The sun seemed to glow with a brilliance unlike any before. As I stared into those rays, my eyes burned beyond belief, yet I was unable to turn away. I grasped the hands of the figures next to me, their fingers seeming to meld with mine."

Xaphira gazes upward.

Xaphira as Chadatru holds Rutilor and Botolf's hands.

Xaphira recites:

"I'm unsure how long we were there or even what time it was, for by this time as I'm sure you realize, I was blind. Then I realized that the figures were speaking for the first time."

Zazu recites:

"Be not afraid, Chadatru, for we are here with you always."

Azkaban exclaims, "Kak! You shall never see us again!"

Azkaban as Botolf gives a little laugh at his own joke.

Xaphira says, "Who are you? Were you here before? Surely you could not be for I would have seen you. When I had eyes."

Xaphira as Chadatru bows his head.

Zazu recites:

"We are aspects of you, Chadatru. The positive and the negative. I am Rutilor and this is Botolf. We have been with you for all your duration."

Azkaban says, "Looks like you are stuck with us, fella. Hey nice looking blade ya got there, Rutilor. I got a nice little dagger that I could trade for that. Filled to the hilt with gems, it is."

Azkaban as Botolf smirks as he taps an ordinary short dagger.

Xaphira asks, "I can sense which is which between the two of you. Why are you here? What has happened?"

Xaphira flails her arms and tries to look serious.

Zazu recites:

"We are aspects of you, Chadatru. The positive and the negative. I am Rutilor and this is Botolf. We have been with you for all your duration."

Zazu says, "We are here because you need us. Though each of us are different in our ways, we are the same person. Soon we will have mortals who will need us. Need you."

Xaphira asks, "Mortals? Need me? I am blind! Of what help can I be to them?"

Azkaban says, "Kak! This is to be a god? A blind man who fights fiercely? Kak! This is no god! I should be the God! I can easily carry out what needs to be done to those mortals."

Azkaban as Botolf wipes his blade upon his leathers, looking around.

Zazu says, "Chadatru, you are more brave than you think. You are more just because you are blind. You are unable to be persuaded by gifts. Your blade sails in your battles quicker than mortal eyes, though you cannot see."

Chabelle recites:

"And at this moment, a great trumpet seemed to sound. Rutilor and Botolf held the hands of Chadatru as they hurried towards the trumpet. Hurried to the sound of many feet trampling the ground, of blades clashing against each other. A whoosh by Chadatru's ear made him draw his blade. Remembering the words of Rutilor, he held his blade before him, feeling the movements in the air from a slice of a blade. Quickly, he parried and clashed his blade against the opposing one. He fought and fought to the last of the battle."

Azkaban as Botolf draws his dagger and lunges forward striking at the foe.

(Xaphira as Chadatru draws his blade and quickly parries. With a quick thrust, he sticks his blade into his opponent.)

Azkaban as Botolf wipes the blade of his dagger clean afore jabbing it at another, spilling entrails all over the stage (I mean battlefield).

(Zazu as Rutilor joins in the fray, fighting for his life.)

Azkaban as Botolf runs forward and slips on some entrails. He is propelled forward at an alarming rate, but luckily is stopped when his long dagger slips clean through another foe.

(Zazu as Rutilor dodges a blade and comes in with a swift lunge of his sword.)

Chabelle recites:

"Upon reaching the center of the battlefield, Chadatru overheard a group of men arguing their sides. This time with words, but Chadatru could tell he would soon be hearing the clash of blades again. He brushed by a tree and picked off an aromatic laurel. Holding it high in his hand, he strode forward to two of the men and quickly settled their debate."

(Xaphira as Chadatru places his hand on two of the men and talks in low tones. So in low in fact, that others have gotten closer to the god to hear him. As he turns to walk away, the group of men seem to be at ease. Two men turn and watch him join Rutilor and Botolf.)

Chabelle recites:

"The scenery returns to the stage where the bard sits in front of the lion, listening carefully to Chadatru's tale."

Xaphira says, "The men were paladins Rutilor told me afterwards. "Defenders of a cause, honorable", he said. Botolf had replied to him, "Different causes. Different honor. One has fallen from ya, Rutilor."

(Xaphira as the Lion of Chadatru smiles at the bard, his fangs glistening in the light. His blue-grey goshawk wings fold around his taut abdomen while his furry mongoose tail brushes lightly against the floor.)

Xaphira says, "But he always remains with me, no matter which of my aspects he chooses."

Xaphira sounds a powerful roar, her cry spanning the octaves!

Chabelle recites:

"And with that, the curtains close before you. With a blink of the eye, they disappear and again the Tavern Troupe stands before you."

Chabelle bows.

Azkaban bows.

Xaphira bows.

Espritia curtsies.

Zazu bows.

Tavern Trouper Chabelle's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Master of Ceremony Ravenstorme just arrived.

Spell Slinger Caitilin just arrived.

(Ravenstorme steps lively and is soon given ya that smile ya know means he has somethin special in store)

Caitilin raises an eyebrow in Ravenstorme's direction.

Caitilin edges away from Ravenstorme.

Caitilin whistles a merry tune.

Caitilin casually observes the area.

(Caitilin gets worried when something "special" is in store.)

(Caitilin makes bunny ears behind Ravenstorme's head.)

(Caitilin waggles them back and forth.)

Ravenstorme recites:

"Id like to call your attention to and ask a warm round of applause for Caitilin! SongsterMage extrodinaire! who puts fear in to all who have ears or fur!"

Ravenstorme chuckles.

Caitilin says, "the bane of"

Caitilin nods.

Ravenstorme pokes Caitilin in the ribs.

Ravenstorme bows to Caitilin.

Caitilin smiles.

Caitilin says, "thanks sweets"

Ravenstorme says, "Your audiance deer"

Master of Ceremony Ravenstorme went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Caitilin says, "welp.. I've been asked to be brief, and although that's hard for me, I'm gonna give it my best shot"

Caitilin smiles.

Caitilin opens her instrument pack.

Caitilin gets a graceful ash cittern inlaid with an ebony compass rose from inside her instrument pack.

Caitilin quietly says, "As many of you undoubtedly know, we recently lost one of our biggest fans. Her name was Divada. She was my best friend, and a champion of the arts. I dedicate this song now to her."

Caitilin smiles softly as she begins to play a slow melody, her fingers strumming lightly.

Caitilin sweetly sings:

"I remember the day we first met

You poured out your heart to me

We shared secrets all night long

Some things were just meant to be

My friend..."

Caitilin tenderly sings:

"As time passed, our roles changed

And twas you...who eased my pain

Blending your wisdom with comfort

Until my fears began to wane

My mentor..."

Caitilin smiles softly, remembering...

Caitilin wistfully sings:

"You were as fragile as a crystal

Yet as strong...as tempered steel

You smiled bravely and never gave in

Though your heart would never heal

My hero..."

Caitilin sings:

"You beckoned me to share my gift

You bade me...give it a chance

Your praise set my heart's song free

Your love set my feet to dance

My muse..."

(Caitilin drops her head as her shoulders begin to shake. Her fingers cease playing for just a few moments before she lifts her head and gazes at you again. Tears shimmer in her eyes as her voice drops to almost a whisper.)

Caitilin sings:

"Now your soul winds through the roses

Slowly dancing...among the trees

And you smile even as my tears flow

Some things only the heart can see

My guardian..."

(Caitilin takes a deep, shaky breath, and then lets her voice blossom fully.)

Caitilin sings:

"It is hard to go on without you

To continue...and follow my goal

But as sure as I know anything

You will always be part of my soul... "

Caitilin smiles as she lets her gaze drift up. Her voice becomes so soft that you can barely hear it.

Caitilin lovingly sings:

"My sister."

Caitilin curtsies.

Caitilin puts her cittern in her instrument pack.

Caitilin closes her instrument pack.

Caitilin sniffles.

Caitilin says, "bleah...sorry"

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Caitilin says, "My next song I am doing because I hope Allurana is in the audience"

Caitilin says, "if she is..this one's for you"

Caitilin smiles.

Caitilin smiles and stands straight, her hands clasped against her lap. She drops her head a bit, a few wispy locks of hair falling over her face. After a few moments, she raises her gaze to meet yours, and begins to sing.

Caitilin quietly sings:

"There once was a mighty battle

Our troops did what they could

Guilds stood up against the enemy

Taking them down where they stood"

Caitilin sings:

"But the tide turned quickly against us

As the general of the enemy sneered

Our troops were cut down in swaths

But then..the War Mages appeared"

Caitilin confidently sings:

"Several bright streaks lit the air

The enemy froze in their tracks

The troops marched bravely on

Knowing the wizards had their backs"

Caitilin sings:

"The War Mages moved through the ranks

The charge in the air was felt

Invisible lashes severed heads and limbs

As swords hissed free from their belts"

Caitilin sings:

"At the lead was a mighty war wizard

His frame shrouded in a black cloak

The War Mages gathered close behind him

As both sides watched, he loudly spoke"

(Caitilin tosses her hair back over her shoulder and plants her hands at her hips. Her eyes take on a narrowed, dangerous look as her voice grows deep and harsh.)

Caitilin darkly sings:

""Let it be heard now, and heard by all

We will not stop until this battle is done

This is not so much a threat as a promise

The Warrior Mages will be ruled by none!""

Caitilin sings:

"The wizard closed his eyes

And, flinging his arms out wide

Called upon all the elements

To come and fight at his side"

Caitilin sings:

"Thunder rolled long in the distance

The earth trembled under their feet

The wind swept angrily around them

The rain came down in furious sheets"

Caitilin sings:

"Lightning forked down at their heads

Fire blazed up nearly to the sky

Aether bound the elements all together

As the wizard gave a mighty war cry"

Caitilin slowly sings:

"Several witches had formed a circle

Around the general's leering men

Who saw just a bunch of women

All was silent for a moment, but then..."

Caitilin sings:

"The women raised their arms to the sky

They began to chant in a single voice

Thunder crashed down all around them

The troops cowered against the noise"

Caitilin sings:

"The women met the scared mens' eyes

And raked fingers through the air

They tore rifts in the aether plane

Summoning servants from their lairs"

Caitilin sings:

"Elementals marched through the rift

Heeding their mistress' urgent cries

They turned the tide of the battle

The enemy deaths began to rise"

Caitilin quietly says, "The battle raged on for days. Our troops fell, and their troops fell. Neither side gained an advantage. Finally one night, the enemy was spotted gearing up for one final strike....."

Caitilin sings:

"The enemy charged against the tired mages

Who knew the final battle was about to erupt

The mighty wizard gave out a ringing order

All at once, thirty ethereal shields went up"

Caitilin loudly sings:

"Their fingers traced the arcane paths

Their anger causing the magic to bind

Bolts of lightning hurled to the ground

And for just one moment, all went blind"

(Caitilin glances up at you, holding your gaze with hers as she continues to sing, somewhat softly.)

Caitilin quietly sings:

"As the drained mages rubbed their eyes

They gazed around, shocked to see

That their weave had caused such destruction

Killing not one, but all of their enemy.."

Caitilin gazes off into the distance.

Caitilin smiles.

Caitilin sings:

"I bring you now back to the present

Flip forward in history a few pages

Long life to friends, but to our foes.."

Caitilin sings:

"Beware of the mighty War Mages!"

Caitilin curtsies.

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Caitilin smiles.

Caitilin says, "now, let me just fire off one more song before I get hooked off the stage"

Caitilin says, "Bubb, this one's for you...and please keep yer pants on"

Caitilin sings:

"Ohh..

Ye do not have to be a Bard

To appreciate a good hearty drink

Be ye Elf, or Human, or Prydaen

Enjoy a pint til yer cheeks turn pink!"

Caitilin hiccups.

Caitilin sings:

"My glass is empty, tis not good

Barkeep, pass me another round!

For I'm not going home until

I'm passed out on de ground!"

Caitilin sings:

"I like de ale, and cherish de beer

And mostly love de flaming grog!

It will knock ye right onto yer rump

Even if yer a really big Gor Tog!"

Caitilin sings:

"Glythtide's Favor clouds my mind

De brandy turns my tongue to mush

But as long as I can still straight a walk line

Ye have no reason to call me a shlush!"

Caitilin sings:

"My glass is empty, tis not good

Barkeep, pass me another round!

For I'm not going home until

I'm passed out on de ground!"

Caitilin exclaims, "Bubbinster, put yer damn pants back on!!"

Caitilin hiccups.

Caitilin sings:

"De cider is most definitely spiked

And de wine makes my head fuzzy

But I'm not drunk, no, really I'm not

I'm just a teensy weensy lil bit buzzy!"

Caitilin hiccups.

Caitilin says, "Stop stomping!@"

Caitilin flails her arms about.

Caitilin hiccups.

Caitilin sings:

"Oh, I did not realize ye had a twin

Yep, identical, plain as can be!

Hey, wait a second...what's going on?

Now there are THREE of ye!"

Caitilin blinks.

Caitilin sings:

"My glass is empty, tis not good

Barkeep, pass me another round!

For I'm not going home until

I'm passed out on de ground!"

Caitilin sings:

"Fine drink makes yer talk much easier

As long as ye have brain cells to spare

It relaxes de mind to think of pick up lines

Such as, "Hey, nice ass you got dere!"

(As one hitting upon a Trader might say)"

Caitilin winks.

Caitilin whistles a merry tune.

Caitilin sings:

"My glass is empty, tis not good

Barkeep, pass me another round!

For I'm not going home until

Oooh, why is the ground rushing up towards..."

Caitilin falls over.

Caitilin snores.

(Caitilin gets hoisted up by two guards and hawled off the stage.)

Caitilin stands up.

Spell Slinger Caitilin went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group just arrived.

Zazu smiles as she approaches the stage, bronze hook in hand.

Zazu cheerfully exclaims, "lets here it for Caitilin!"

Zazu gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Zazu smiles as she taps her hook.

Zazu exclaims, "she was not mistaken, we are runnin a bit behind and asking the performers to help us get back on track!"

Zazu cheerfully says, "I'd like to warn some folks to come backstage, as they will be performing soon..."

Zazu cheerfully says, "Rawb has a story to share, and there is the sword demo with Ternith and Gottimus"

Zazu cheerfully exclaims, "please meet me backstage for your passes!"

Zazu grins like an idiot.

Zazu casually observes the area.

Zazu cheerfully says, "Now, for your entertainment, I have Mr. and Mrs. Catwrist Nutor of the Order of the White Rose."

Zazu smiles at Catwrist.

Zazu smiles at Blujae.

Catwrist smiles at Zazu.

Blujae smiles at Zazu.

Zazu happily says, "they will be singing a duet together."

(Zazu giggles to herself as she runs off stage.)

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Blujae leans on Catwrist.

Blujae recites:

"Remember the day we met in my Guild

Under Silvry's frosty glare

As she tried to explain

All I needed to gain

Though quite frankly...

She didn't seem to care

For you much at all"

Catwrist winks at Blujae.

Blujae winks at Catwrist.

Blujae recites:

"You were training some friend....

(Mmm...I knew his name then)

In skills that would build

A great Bard extraordinaire

Ya asked my advice...I mean

Like ya figured I knew"

Blujae rolls her eyes.

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"Okays...so truth be told I hadn't a clue

Still ya took my hand and I followed you

But how in Elanthia...

Could I have possibly known

I'd end up becomin' your sweet Lady Blu"

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"We wandered 'round that Crossing Town

And took in a lot of sights

I even learned a few dances

While dodgin' advances

From good old whatever was-his-name anyways..."

Blujae peers quizzically at Catwrist.

Blujae dreamily says, "Ahhhh...but then....You took my hand..."

Blujae sighs.

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"I swear.... they brought out a new band

'Cause when I looked in your eyes

And saw your shy smile

My heart lost a beat

It forgot to retreat

I was lost as a ship on dry land"

Blujae sweeps Catwrist into a dance.

Blujae smiles and looks lovingly into Catwrist's eyes.

Blujae just blew Catwrist a kiss.

Blujae recites:

"All I knew was your name

Then you drifted away

Leaving me your sword...and a shield"

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"Days...weeks and weeks became months

Summer and then it was fall

So I went back to gathering sticks

Outside of the northeast gate

Acting as if it hadn't meant nothin' at all

But yes....like all good couples

We've been guided by fate

So you found me there....we kept meeting again

As long as I wasn't too late"

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"Now who do you suppose finally took me to hunt

And even went broke just to buy me a rose

Seems giving me the sword proved to be just a start

You gave me a bow that went right to my heart

When that made you my shield

You still didn't yield

You stood right out front...to die if you must"

The dull orange glow fades from around Catwrist.

Blujae smiles reaches up and gently taps Catwrist's silver shield earring.

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"Near Dirge under a gnarled old tree

There our first sweet kiss you gave unto me

Then much later in the temple with friends gathered near

You got down on your knee and then without any fear

Asked rather nice if your wife I might be"

Blujae inhales a great swallow of air.

Blujae regretfully says, "I almost said no...."

Blujae slowly empties her lungs.

Blujae recites:

"I had plans....

But I said yes

Then I took off and ran"

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"I was afraid that it just couldn't last

That someone better would come along

And then...well...out I'd be cast

For you were destined for valor, honor and truth

A Lady companion, quiet and meek would have suited ya better...

Surely all ya had ta do was wink"

Blujae matter-of-factly says, "But alas..I came back to make you grow strong;"

Blujae rubs Catwrist gently.

Blujae teasingly says, "Is a challenge ...I am....I think"

Blujae flirts with Catwrist.

Blujae coyly says, "What can I say..."

Blujae shrugs.

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"I'm a Bard and I'm weak

I'm spoiled, stubborn and don't always watch how I speak

I wants what I wants or all havoc I'll wreak

My tongue may be sharp and my wit a bit dry

If ya cross me too often you'll find that you fry

A Lady I ain't...but I promised to try"

Catwrist smiles.

Blujae uses her index finger to trace an X across her chest.

Blujae recites:

"Cause I have a good heart

And a good part of it's yours

Times when I've asked you've allowed me to share

Not doubting I loved you hadn't a care

Makes me love you that much more"

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"Funny....I ain't seen ya friend since the wars

And although I'm certainly no Bard extraordinaire

All that I have...

And all I will be...

Comes from loving you dearly and you loving me"

Blujae pulls Catwrist towards her!

Blujae just kissed Catwrist.

Catwrist just kissed Blujae.

Blujae smiles.

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Blujae says, "Now....I'd like ta bring on a friend..."

Catwrist stands near Blujae.

Blujae says, "Rolfand Oaklamish...."

Theurgist Rolfand just arrived.

Blujae smiles at Rolfand.

Catwrist smiles at Rolfand.

Rolfand smiles at Blujae.

Blujae slowly asks, "You know how hard it is sometimes to find just the perfect gift for someone?"

Blujae kindly says, "Someone who's always there...ready to back you up and help out."

Blujae says, "well I was there a few years back....He had everythin'. Socks, scrolls to read, more weapons than even my Paladin..."

Blujae points at Catwrist.

Blujae says, "But because he was so special...his gift had to be verra special too. So I wrote him this....It's simply called Rolf's Song."

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"Dear Cleric...

Come rescue me again

I seem to have fallen and I need a hand.

To come back from a cold and barren land.

To love, live and sing again

Ohhh Cleric...

Please come rescue me"

Rolfand blushes a bright red color.

Catwrist grins at Rolfand.

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"Dear Cleric....

My weapons need Blessing

It seems they damage the critters no more.

Glow has faded, the dead don't die like before

To bash, pierce and slice again

Ohhh Cleric...

Your Blessing I need"

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"Dear Cleric...

BTW how is that hand

It seems to be swarming and the mana is great!

Sure could use some help...In fact I can't wait

To watch, beam and cheer again

Ohhh Cleric...

That mangled hand I need"

Blujae grins at Rolfand.

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"Dear Cleric....

You get that Rose yet

I seem to be thinking I might have a man

Dear husband of mine I'll do what I can

To snuggle, cuddle and smooch again

Ohhh Cleric...

A bonding I need"

Blujae points at Catwrist.

Blujae sings in a soprano voice:

"Dear Cleric....

Yes it's me again

You remember my Love...well he needs a hand.

To come back from a cold and barren land.

To love, live and breath again

Ohhh Cleric...

Without ya where would I be"

Blujae nods to Rolfand.

Rolfand just hugged Blujae.

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Blujae gets a blue jasmine crown from inside her cerulean hip belt.

Blujae puts a blue jasmine crown on her head.

Blujae gets a perfect red rose from inside her cerulean hip belt.

Blujae smiles at Catwrist.

Catwrist smiles at Blujae.

Blujae asks, "But ya can't guess what I gots planned next...Cat?"

Blujae nods to Rolfand.

Catwrist ponders.

Rolfand adjusts his wedding cassock.

Catwrist blinks.

Rolfand grins at Catwrist.

Catwrist coughs.

Catwrist says, "Guess I should have healed up before I came."

Catwrist ducks his head.

Blujae just hugged Catwrist.

Catwrist just hugged Blujae.

Blujae says, "naw...take ya as ya are..."

Rolfand gets a bronze ritual knife from inside his white greatcloak.

Rolfand gets a stick of fragrant incense from inside his white greatcloak.

Rolfand drops a stick of fragrant incense.

Rolfand gets a piece of black flint from inside his white greatcloak.

Rolfand strikes a piece of black flint with a bronze ritual knife while holding it over a stick of fragrant incense causing sparks to fly. Some of the sparks land on the fragrant incense and with a few quick breaths in the right place Rolfand manages to get a flame going.

The burning incense glows brighter until it begins to burn steadily.

A stick of burning incense burns with a pungent odor.

Rolfand puts his knife in his wedding cassock.

Rolfand puts his flint in his white greatcloak.

Rolfand picks up a stick of burning incense.

Rolfand waves a stick of burning incense at himself and some smoke comes from it and settles on him.

The burning incense goes out.

Rolfand drops a stick of incense.

Rolfand gets a crystal vial etched with the crest of the Cleric guild from inside his white greatcloak.

Rolfand sprinkles some holy water on himself.

Rolfand puts his vial in his white greatcloak.

Rolfand picks up a stick of incense.

Rolfand puts his incense in his white greatcloak.

Rolfand smiles.

Rolfand says, "Long ago, when I was taught the blessings of Glythtide, I made my first Saemaus Rose. I pledged this Rose to Blujae and Catwrist, my closest friends in Elanthia."

Rolfand says, "Today, I come before you to redeem that pledge and join them eternally."

Blujae smiles at Rolfand.

Rolfand smiles at Blujae.

Rolfand smiles at Catwrist.

Catwrist smiles at Rolfand.

Rolfand recites:

"Friends and companions

Fellow souls under the White Rose

We are gathered here today

To celebrate the union of two souls

To consecrate the bonds of love

That which hath been separate

Will henceforth be as one."

Rolfand smiles gravely at Blujae and Catwrist.

Rolfand quietly says, "Marriage is an honorable and sacred estate in this world."

Rolfand quietly says, "This man and this woman have grown together in love and marriage and now wish to unite their souls forever."

Rolfand quietly says, "They come here, therefore, for the gods to join them with bonds that are as unbreakable as they are joyous."

Rolfand recites:

"In the sight of the gods

Step forward those two

Who would be joined in love and honor

As Eluned guides those who sail

May She continue to guide and support

These two as their love deepens."

Rolfand kneels down and touches his lips with the tips of his fingers.

Rolfand smiles warmly at the loving couple.

Rolfand bows to Catwrist.

Rolfand chants:

"Catwrist, will you pledge yourself to Blujae

Will you love, honor, and cherish this woman

Looking only to her and abiding with her

For all of your days, in this world and beyond?"

Catwrist says, "I will."

Rolfand smiles at Catwrist.

Rolfand quietly says, "Please kneel."

Catwrist kneels down.

Rolfand places his hand on the forehead of Catwrist and chants a prayer.

Rolfand bows to Blujae.

Rolfand chants:

"Blujae, will you pledge yourself to Catwrist

Will you love, honor, and cherish this man

Looking only to him and abiding with him

For all of your days, in this world and beyond?"

Blujae says, "I do so pledge..."

Rolfand smiles at Blujae.

Rolfand quietly says, "Please kneel."

Blujae kneels down.

Rolfand places his hand on the forehead of Blujae and chants a prayer.

Rolfand cheerfully says, "As you have pledged yourself together before mankind and the gods,"

Rolfand cheerfully says, "Let us now beseech the gods to bless thy marriage."

Rolfand stands up.

Rolfand gets a Saemaus' kiss rose from inside his wedding cassock.

Rolfand recites:

"Saemaus bless this rose

To sanctify the union of these two souls

Kiss it now to cement thy life together

To reaffirm thy love and thy marriage

Through good times and bad

As long as you walk these lands

And until the end of time."

Rolfand offers Catwrist a Saemaus' kiss rose.

Catwrist accepts Rolfand's Saemaus' kiss rose.

Rolfand says, "Please kiss the rose."

Catwrist kisses the rose solemnly to affirm his vow.

Catwrist offers Blujae a Saemaus' kiss rose.

Blujae smiles at Catwrist.

Blujae accepts Catwrist's Saemaus' kiss rose.

Blujae kisses the rose gently.

The rose is enveloped in a holy light until nothing is left but the invisible bond it symbolized.

Rolfand beams!

Rolfand recites:

"Through the powers gifted me by the gods

Under the watchful gaze of Eluned

And with the blessing of Saemaus

You now are husband and wife

What the gods have joined together

Let no being put asunder."

Rolfand happily exclaims, "Amen!"

With a mirthful laugh, Rolfand offers up a thankful prayer to Glythtide for his many blessings.

Blujae says, "amen"

Rolfand happily exclaims, "You may kiss your wife!"

Catwrist kisses Blujae. And he doesn't seem to want to stop.

Blujae kisses Catwrist. And she doesn't seem to want to stop.

Rolfand smiles at Catwrist.

Rolfand smiles at Blujae.

Rolfand just hugged Blujae.

Vorclaf just arrived.

Vorclaf smiles.

Rolfand bows to Vorclaf.

Catwrist stands up.

Blujae stands up.

Catwrist enfolds Blujae in a warm embrace.

Blujae curtsies to Vorclaf.

Catwrist snaps to attention and hails Vorclaf with a crisp hand salute.

Vorclaf says, "Congratulations to you both. I wish you the best in the future, and as much happiness as you can tolerate without being nauseated."

Vorclaf smiles.

Rolfand chuckles.

Catwrist smiles at Vorclaf.

Blujae smiles at Vorclaf.

Vorclaf exclaims, "Raise your glasses, Zoluren, for Catwrist and Blujae!"

Vorclaf takes a sip of his rum.

Rolfand gets a goblet of dark ale from inside his spidersilk backpack.

Vorclaf applauds.

Rolfand takes a sip of his ale.

Catwrist says, "Thank you very much, our Prince."

Blujae says, "Thank yuo...Your Highess..."

Rolfand lets out a hearty cheer for Blujae!

Vorclaf lets out a loud "Huzzah!" for Blujae!

Rolfand lets out a hearty cheer for Catwrist!

Vorclaf lets out a loud "Huzzah!" for Catwrist!

Catwrist beams in loving admiration at Blujae!

Vorclaf grins.

Blujae blushes a bright red color.

Catwrist pats Rolfand on the back.

Vorclaf says, "May your successes be many, and your agressors few."

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu just arrived.

Blujae just hugged Rolfand.

Zazu smiles at the newlyweds.

Blujae says, "Not so newly...been 17 years..."

Blujae winks at Zazu.

Vorclaf grins.

Zazu smiles quietly.

Zazu sweetly says, "Love trancends all time."

Catwrist nods to Blujae.

Blujae says, "mmm...Cat..."

Zazu smiles as she gathers her wits.

Vorclaf went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Blujae exclaims, "This the part where we gets ta run!"

Theurgist Rolfand went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Catwrist grins.

Blujae laughs at Catwrist.

Zazu says, "thank you everyone for being witness to our duet, even tho Catwrist was silent to save yer ears"

Zazu winks at Catwrist.

Blujae's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

[6:34pm eastern]

Zazu says, "now, I have some really good news"

Zazu smiles her cutest smile

Zazu happily exclaims, "we are about back on schedule and should be able to fit in alot more entertainment for you!"

Zazu says, "so, I'd like to remind you of who needs to meet me backstage for their passes."

Zazu asks, "Rawb, Xanzie, Asera, Sammkit, Kalandas are you out there?"

(Zazu stumbles slightly in her delicate crystal shoes as she walks off stage.)

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Mistress of Ceremony Daedra's group just arrived.

Daedra smiles as she glides across the stage.

Daedra exclaims, "Amazing!"

Daedra shakes her head.

Daedra exclaims, "We were able to have the blessings for a wedding on this very day!"

Daedra applauds.

Rawb applauds.

Rawb nods to Daedra.

Daedra says, "Ladies and Gentlemen....."

(Rawb seems out of place.)

Daedra recites:

"It gives me the extreme pleasure to announce to you our next performer."

Daedra recites:

"This man has known me since I was walking around and saying, "eberone wubs me"."

Daedra giggles.

Daedra smiles at Rawb.

Rawb snickers.

Rawb nods to Daedra.

Rawb says, "she was halfling high i tell ya"

Rawb nods.

Daedra just nudged Rawb.

Daedra grins at Rawb.

Daedra recites:

"All the way from the wild woods of the leucros, let's give a big hand to Rawb!"

Daedra applauds.

Mistress of Ceremony Daedra went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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(Rawb bows repeatedly)

Rawb exclaims, "thank you!"

Rawb exclaims, "I'm Rawb... and I'm here today to share a story!"

(Rawb waits for applause.)

Rawb says, "This is an epic story"

Rawb exclaims, "a battle between good and evil!"

Rawb says, "I sadly didnt write it... but... I found some bum sitting on damaris lane with it in the garbage near him"

Rawb says, "I think he wrote it"

Rawb says, "his name was Grumbie McGums"

Rawb says, "so if its bad... blame him"

Rawb says, "but if its good..."

Rawb bows.

Rawb exclaims, "so thus begins... the Pallie, And the THIEF!"

Rawb sings:

"Clang! Clang! Clang! Wuts that sound?

"Quit hitting me, thief!" The palladin frowned.

"But good sir, sounds so neat!"

"Get outta here scum, whats your beef?!""

Rawb sings:

"Well good sir, you say that I steal..."

"Aye, and ya turn tricks like a circus seal..."

"You question the way I earn a meal?"

"No I question the movtive of why you kneel..."

Rawb sings:

"Sir are you confusing me with the rangers?"

"Sorry my leather-clad foe. Yours is a life of the tip-toe,

You dance and prance and steal from strangers..."

"And you look down upon such gastly deeds?

Why you paladins arn't much better..."

Rawb sings:

"Whilst I lead a life of comfort in my shadowy leather,

You cook and fry in your idiot-sized skillet.

Doing just deeds, and ruining other's fun.

While you boil in the high noon sun.

Is your soul so shining bright,

That you could not enjoy the thirlls of the night?"

Rawb sings:

"Enraged the paladin gasped! -

"My soul shines white like a bilstering wind...

It glows holy like the fury of a thousand elves!

Its beauty is like that of a virgin queen!""

Rawb sings:

"The thief scratched his head -

"What the hell does that mean?""

Rawb sings:

"Listen tin man, I mean you no ill

I'd just like to challenge your might and your skill..."

"My sword smites foes like a thundering squall!

I strike at the heart of evil's vile vein!

I crush all who oppose with a sickening snap!"

Rawb sings:

"The thief scratched his head

"Would you cut that bard crap?""

Rawb sings:

"I know you so tough,

A real mighty hero.

But against me, you would not hit,

If you were to fight, in a battle of wit."

Rawb says, "The palident, smug as always, replies:"

Rawb sings:

"I will accept any challenge!

Your fate does indeed look bleak...

For if I best you in this battle of wit,

Your own neck you must slit..."

Rawb says, "The thief thinks on it, and then replies:"

Rawb sings:

"My own life for a bet?

Indeed I must win...

But for you losing, the price will be sin.

You will storm the empies with your steel flashing,

Hacking and slashing whilst the empies cry murder!"

Rawb sings:

"Agast foul feind I cannot agree to such a pact!

I'd rather fall on my sword than commit such an act!"

Rawb sings:

"Well then sir, I think we're agreed.

The price to the loser will be costly indeed..."

Rawb says, "So the duo strolled over to the battleground of the thief's choice. An odd marriage of steel and shadows. The thief was determined to bury that shiner where he operated the best. The tavern."

Rawb sings:

"The crowd at the bar glanced up with caution

They stared at the paladin, waiting for his action -

"You gunna condem us for drinkin ar' beer?

You gunna tell us what we dun wanna hear?

'bout da viles o' spittin an sin?""

Rawb sings:

"No, my good friends, I've a bet to win."

The thief looked up, with a smile

"Alright my tin-clad friend, you'll have to muster your guile...

For I have a challenge that'll split you in two.

A small little word game that I call the haiku..."

Rawb says, "An explanation is due for the uncultured guildsmen here, as well as to all the tog's in the back... The format counts sylables, of five, seven, five... (or for you togs thats one hand, one hand and 2 gnomes, and one hand again)... so pay attention, and watch along."

Rawb sings:

"The paladin looked up, a gleam in his eye -

"Well poor friend, a challege of haiku...

Back way back when, they called me Guru.

I would rhyme and ring and sing of virtue,

and sir, a bet is a bet, and this bet you can't undo."

Rawb sings:

"The thief bit his tounge -

"Curse my foul luck!

Nuts to you you foul dirty...

But wait! - Poetry with a twist! -

Each time you speak, the crowd will cheer...

And if they fall silent, down you will drink a large mug of beer!""

Rawb says, "The pally proclaimed,"

Rawb sings:

"Well then good luck, from deep in my heart,

For this challenge, I feel that I should start."

Rawb sings:

"The crowd grew silent, waiting for the paladin.

The thief wiped his brow, and scratched at his chin

Finally the paladin rose from his chair

His voiced echoed through the still bar room air:"

Rawb chants:

"I'm a paladin

I stop crime in this fair town

You, sir, are a crook!"

Rawb sings:

"The crowd snickered and chuckled

A few scattered reports

The thief stood ready, with his spiteful retort -"

Rawb chants:

"Tin cans are useless,

They just clank and take up space,

Go clank somewhere else!"

Rawb sings:

"A few fickle claps and a couple weak cheers

That was all the thief needed however, to ease his fears."

Rawb sings:

"Drink up friend shiner, for you lost that round.

Might I add the first one to fall flat, and drunk to the ground,

Will be claimed loser while the other will be crowned."

Rawb sings:

"The paladin drank down his large mug of beer

A slight bit of redness tickled his ear.

"Alright fool thief, I take my next,

And say now that this time your words will be vexed.""

Rawb says, "He mustered his brains, and spat out some prose,"

Rawb chants:

"Scoundrals all about!

You, sir, are the worst of them!

I refuse to lose!"

Rawb sings:

"Thats the best you come up?

Hand em another cup!

For I know I can beat this young paladent pup."

Rawb chants:

"He says I'm the worst...

Tell me, crowd, who is worse off...

Me, or that shiner?"

Rawb sings:

"The crowd jeered at the clink

He really did stink

A cheer rose for the thief

The can rose for his drink."

Rawb sings:

"The pallie wobbled

Filled with two drinks

As he tried to muster a rhyme

That just didn't stink

Halfway through, a perty lass smiled

The poor pallie faltered, his haiku rather wild"

Rawb chants:

"Ya peoples ar dum!

Yous dun what they talk a'bout...

C'mere cutie-wench!"

Rawb says, "The thief was quick with his retort-"

Rawb chants:

"What a sad-shaped guard...

His speech slurrs worse then a dwarf...

Drunk while on duty!"

Rawb sings:

"Another smattering of applause

The crowed seemed to favor the roughish outlaws

In one great gulp the pally drunk down the brew

He staggered up as the crowd started to boo!"

Rawb chants:

"I... er... not lose dis fight ya hears!

Stawp cheer tweef, it hurts mah earz

Ahm, uuuh... where am I?

*oof!*"

Rawb sings:

"With that the thief smiled a hustlers grin

A brave but dumb shiner this one had been

With the help of the crowd the lug was drug to the street

He stunk of sweaty shoes, bare butt, and feet."

Rawb sings:

"The thief snagged all of the paladin's clothes

And with a sly smile the half bard arose

A new born thief with some brand new plate

And a great big pally that was just dead weight."

Rawb sings:

"He dragged the drunk corpse to the doors of his guild

And naked as there he lay

Until Darius strolled out with a look of dismay

"Ooh disgraceful wreck of a man, I pity you really I do...

But you're such a waste, so to the dung heap with you!""

Rawb sings:

"And so to this day, that man lives out that way

Right by the west gate, not 10 feet away.

Some say he still stalks through the street at the night

You can tell by the sheen of his soul shining bright

A walking poo pile, ooh what a shame."

Rawb sings:

"As for the thief, on that day he sang

Of the paladin that had always been his eternal bane

And the struggle for all who have been oppressed

By that bright shiney can

Blah blah blah nuts to the rest."

Rawb bows.

(Rawb turns and bows)

Rawb says, "to clarify........."

Rawb says, "I didnt want to change grumbie's creation"

Rawb says, "and figured i'd leave it with that ending"

Rawb says, "despite its horrible trailing off"

Rawb says, "i'd like to thank mom"

Rawb says, "and my friends"

Rawb says, "and pureslane and gannon and grumbie"

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu just arrived.

Rawb says, "they were my inspiration"

Zazu gazes at Rawb.

(Rawb doesnt seem to want to leave.)

Zazu holds hands with Rawb.

Rawb says, "and snare... who always used to play kick the can"

Rawb says, "and"

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

[6:55pm eastern]

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu just arrived.

(Zazu walks slowly to the front of the stage and sits on the edge. She removes her shoes and rubs her feet.)

Zazu takes a seat.

Zazu quietly says, "ya know, never try to break in new shoes the day of an event."

Zazu smiles as she wiggles her toes in relief.

Zazu casually observes the area.

Zazu quietly says, "ye know a bard could get used to this."

Zazu nods.

Zazu happily says, "we have had some non bards performing today, and that is what I love to see"

Zazu happily says, "all folks have some spark inside them"

Zazu happily says, "I would like to introduce our next performer, a ranger who travels all around."

Zazu smiles quietly to herself.

Zazu sweetly says, "actually, I believe I met him on a ferry to Haven."

Zazu cheerfully says, "I am happy to present for your entertainment, Reien."

Zazu tries to stand and fails.

Zazu shifts her weight.

Zazu giggles.

Zazu stands up.

Zazu smiles as she limps off stage, carrying her shoes in her hand.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Reien just arrived.

Reien bows.

Reien inhales a great swallow of air.

(Reien starts out with a quiet ballad of hums, lively yet soft in tone. Taping out a rythim with his feet.)

Reien sings:

"Here we are

We've come to call

With pipes, and flutes, and fiddles, and all

In case of death we've even brought a keener."

(Reien continues the ballad of hums, his feet taping more rapidly as the tones progress.)

Reien sings:

"So, if you're glum and feeling down

Just feel like us And act the clown

And soon there'll be a change in your demeanour!"

(Reien grins slightly as his hums lift, each rythmic tap of his feet ringing clearly on the floor.)

Reien sings:

"I put me money on a fight today for with the brawl he'd run away

Or so a friend that's in the know he told me

Twenty licks ahead at most, he proundly cantered past his foe

But, woe was me, he lost his bleedin' sword!"

(Reien changes beat dramaticly, and begins a lively jig with a up-beat ballad of cheerful hums which cause your very soul to dance!)

Reien sings:

"Now of all the places I have seen from Theren to Ol' Crossing

Are all across the goat compared to Ratha!

From Mer'Kresh to M'Riss the Haven to Hvrala

There's no where else on earth but like that island!"

(Reien puts his arms out, balancing himself as his feet dance wildly on the floor, his heal and toe together as one, rapping out a message of happiness.)

Reien sings:

"In Grand Ol' Shard I long to be, no, in the place across the sea

Now in county Ratha's lovely garden

Where no pretenders will you find, but decent people warm and kind

And flocks of friendly sheep into the bargain!"

(Reien dances backwards, sweeping in a graceful circle as he feverently taps out the remainder of the rythim, his hands turning to keep his balance.)

Reien sings:

"For your ills don't take a pill, but take it down the road, the hills

And listen to the larks lovely warbling

In the evening in the company, with music in the key of E

You'll be dancing lively steps until the mornin'!"

(Reien finishes off with a heel-toe shuffle, going to a knee and breathing heavily, his arms falling to his sides.)

Reien kneels down.

Reien says, "Thank you."

Reien stands up.

Reien went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu just arrived.

(Zazu approaches the center of the stage slowly.)

Zazu cheerfully exclaims, "lets here it for Reien!"

Zazu cheerfully asks, "are we enjoying ourselves?"

Zazu lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Zazu loudly says, "I can't hear you"

Zazu cheerfully asks, "are we enjoying ourselves?"

Zazu says, "a lil better"

Zazu winks.

Zazu says, "okies, my friends, our next performer, is a dear friend of mine from Theren"

Zazu happily says, "I've known Xanzie for awhile now, and I can't think of a better friend or performer."

Zazu exclaims, "Please, give it up for Xanzie! Tavern Trouper and Theren Guard member!"

Zazu applauds.

Zazu smiles brightly as she walks off stage.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Taleweaver Xanzie just arrived.

Xanzie beams!

Xanzie curtsies.

Xanzie says, "I tell ya, it's been very hard deciding what to sing for you today."

Xanzie grins.

Xanzie says, "but I think I got one"

Xanzie says, "or so"

Xanzie grins.

Xanzie says, "My favorite songs are about read people. And things that are going on around me."

Xanzie grins.

Xanzie says, "er real"

Xanzie says, "This song is called 'The Brave Little Teapot goes to Crossing, by Xanzie Nikatime."

Xanzie curtsies.

Xanzie smiles.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"On an eve of similar mood

The Gods struck a deal with Fate

And dared that no one could complete

This mission from Theren to Ulf'Hara's Gate"

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"They chose their hero wisely

This brave soldier shall be the one

We shall set him on his mission

And sit back and watch the fun"

Xanzie grins.

Xanzie ponders the task before this brave warrior.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"With is messenger in hand

And precious cargo is his grasp

The brave one and his followers

Set to Crossing on their task"

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Ill fated and mysterious

This adverture's course would take

No one was sure who ordered this

But it must be done for honor's sake"

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"At river's side the bandits came

And the Brave One held his ground

Even as the messenger fell

This precious cargo must not be found"

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"With his bounty in his hand

He called "All troops to my side!"

"We shall not let these bastards get us

We shall get through this with our pride""

Xanzie smiles and raises her hands to the sky.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"The chase was on, but no one knew

Where the package had been fled

All the pursuers wandered off the track

Away to the Brave One's guile was lead"

Xanzie grins.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Down the road to Crossing he did go

With reinforcements did he ride

For what was suppose to a small entourage

Had grown to a battalion of pride"

Xanzie smiles widely.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Through the streets the bandits came

And the Brave One held his place

They were all captured by the city guard

But the package was still safe"

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"In the court the assassins attempt to slew

The Brave One would not be made barren

He was sent on this mission by the Gods

And he would not fail his errand"

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"So finally to the gates of the prince he arrived

And his audience was granted

He relinquished his prize to the prince at last

And the prince from its contents he chanted"

Xanzie rolls her eyes.

Xanzie winks.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

""I'm a little teapot, short and stout

Here is my handle. Here is my spout

When I get all steamed up I will shout

So tip me over and pour me out""

Xanzie sighs.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"So before the Gods, The Brave one stood

In absolution for all he's done

Why have my Gods forsaken me

For the trivial pursuit of fun?"

Xanzie shakes her fist!

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

""Dear warrior" The Gods did speak to him

"We could not imagine all these complications

We meant to end this errand at the messengers death

You have succeeded far beyond our expectations""

Xanzie points up.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Let it be known that from this day on

If the Gods, choose to start this masquerade

They should expect not failure for the task

For the Brave Little Teapot shall make the grade"

Xanzie curtsies.

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Xanzie grins.

Xanzie gets a rosewood fiddle from inside her tapestry case.

Xanzie gets a dark silk cloth edged with onyx velvet from inside her tapestry case.

Using her silk cloth, Xanzie rubs her rosewood fiddle to a spotless shine.

Xanzie says, "My second song.. requires my fiddle"

Xanzie grins like an idiot.

Xanzie puts her cloth in her silken knapsack.

Xanzie listens carefully to the rosewood fiddle, plucking the strings.

Xanzie bends over her rosewood fiddle as she tunes it.

Xanzie smiles as she looks up from her a rosewood fiddle.

Xanzie hums to herself.

Xanzie gets a fiddle bow from inside her tapestry case.

Xanzie says, "Fate is a fickle creature. She dances she sings.. she even pulls at the harp strings once in a while."

Xanzie says, "The important thing, I guess. Is knowing when to watch... and knowing when to dance along."

Xanzie says, "This song is called "The Wheel of Life" by Xanzie Nikatime."

(Xanzie taps a quick beat with her toe as she puts her bow to her fiddle.)

Tapping a foot in rhythm, Xanzie strums a playful tune on her rosewood fiddle.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Listen to a story 'bout the life of a man

Who lived every moment as hard as he can

You see him every day workin hard at his fields

And every night he'd be clickin up his heels"

Xanzie smiles at you.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"I asked him once how he kept up the spin

Of days full of grain and of nights full of gin

He laughed and said be sure to understand

The wheel of life's got me fast in its hand."

Xanzie chuckles to herself.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Round and around, on the big wheel

Ya can't get off and ya can't stand still

Grand as the ocean, sharp as a knife

Come and dance on the wheel of life

Come and dance on the wheel of life"

As Xanzie strums her rosewood fiddle, a playful tune ripples through the air with a sound reminiscent of laughter.

Xanzie winks.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"At first I fought off this great leap of faith

No invisible force keeps this bard tied to fate

Then he pulled me up close and he spun me around

And I was amazed at the feeling I found."

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"So we danced through the night and into the next year

We cried when we laughed never holding back our tears

We worked our hands to the bones, we drank every night

We reveled as the wheel held on to us tight"

Xanzie smiles and laughs to herself.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"The wheel of life spins round and round

Ya can't get off and you can't get down

Ya take it through the pain and the joy and the strife

Come and dance on the wheel of life

Come and dance on the wheel of life."

Xanzie hums a playful tune.

Tapping a foot in rhythm, Xanzie strums a playful tune on her rosewood fiddle.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Well the year went by and the wheel took a turn

I went my own way and took the knowledge that I learned

I waved and I cried as I watched him dance away

He was dancing with the Dark Lady all of the way."

Xanzie sighs.

Xanzie smiles as she regales on her past.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Well the years go by and the dancing partners change

You dance while you can and laugh through the pain

But ole Truffenyi in the sky would never let you down

As he spins his ole wheel around and around

Yes, he spins his ole wheel around and around"

Xanzie smiles and dances around with her fiddle dancing her arms.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Come and dance on the big wheel of life

Ya dance and you laugh, through the joy and the strife

Keep your head in the clouds and your feet on the ground

Oh, the big wheel of life goes round and round

Oh, the big wheel of life goes round and round."

Xanzie smiles and closes her eyes as the music flows freely from her fiddle.

Filled with subtle rhythms and power, a playful tune ripples from Xanzie's rosewood fiddle.

Xanzie bows.

Xanzie beams!

Xanzie waves a fiddle bow around.

Xanzie says, "Woo hoo"

Xanzie says, "Thank you"

Xanzie waves.

Taleweaver Xanzie went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group just arrived.

(Zazu grins at Daedra as they emerge from backstage. Their heads are bent in conversation when they look up and notice the audience.)

Zazu gasps!

Zazu slowly says, "oh Daedra, here we are again."

Daedra gulps.

Zazu fidgets nervously.

Daedra leans on Zazu.

Daedra asks, "How do we always end up back here?"

Zazu quietly asks, "so Cousin, how are ye enjoyin things thus far?"

Zazu smiles at Daedra.

Zazu exclaims, "door passes!"

Zazu winks at Daedra.

Daedra laughs!

Daedra says, "Oh right I forgot."

Daedra slaps her forehead!

Zazu giggles.

Zazu gives Daedra a smooch.

Daedra grins at Zazu.

Daedra says, "I'm have loads of fun...."

Zazu cheerfully says, "I would like to call out a word of thanks to the Apostles who keep checking on us. I feel safer with them checking backstage."

Zazu beams at Daedra!

Daedra nods to Zazu.

Zazu says, "and the Dragon Shielders, too. I'm not sure how I'd feel without them here tonight"

Zazu says, "lets give them a big round of applause."

Zazu applauds.

Daedra applauds.

Daedra gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Zazu grins.

Zazu gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Daedra says, "I always feel safer when they are around."

Zazu nods to Daedra.

Zazu purrs deeply, her eyes drooping partially shut.

Zazu perks her ears up in delight.

Zazu says, "now, I'd like to warn the folks who need to see me backstage in a few"

Zazu nods to Daedra.

Daedra nods to Zazu.

Zazu smiles as she check her notes.

Daedra says, "It's a must."

Daedra grins at Zazu.

Zazu cheerfully says, "Kalandas if you are out there, come see me. Bubb and the Bubbettes, ye are performing. Inessa, dear, you are up soon."

Daedra ponders if she is going to warn them to watch their feet as she treads on them from her running back and forth.

Daedra hums to herself.

Zazu asks, "DD, dear, will you introduce the next act?"

Zazu curls her tail around Daedra's waist.

Daedra exclaims, "I'd be glad to!"

Daedra smiles at Zazu.

Zazu beams at Daedra!

Daedra recites:

"Our next performers are from the Tavern Troupe. Tonight the beautiful Asera and the dashing Sammkit will be treating you to a lovely duet, then Sammkit will treat us to a bit of comedy."

Zazu says, "oooh, comedy"

Daedra recites:

"Let's give the great big round of applause as they take the stage!"

Zazu drools.

Zazu applauds.

Daedra nods to Zazu.

Zazu exclaims, "louder!"

Daedra applauds.

Zazu applauds.

Daedra appears to be listening intently for something.

Zazu appears to be listening intently for something.

Daedra asks, "Can you hear them?"

Zazu shakes her head.

You hear a thunderous applause from the seating area!

Daedra glances at Zazu.

Zazu begins bouncing up and down like a little kid!

Zazu exclaims, "that works!"

Zazu exclaims, "woo hoo!"

Daedra gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Asera's group just arrived.

Sammkit nods to Asera.

Bubbinster just arrived.

Asera smiles.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu just arrived.

Zazu holds hands with Bubbinster.

Zazu grins.

Zazu smiles as she grabs her hook.

Asera chuckles.

Zazu smiles as she grabs her hook and pulls bubb off stage

Bubbinster exclaims, "Hey!!!"

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

(Asera mutters somethin' about drunk dwarves.)

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Asera loudly exclaims, "And now, a little something to scandalize and titillate your palates. No, it's not booze, ya lushes!"

Asera winks.

Asera mischievously says, "For your listening...pleasure, Sammkit Starrclaw will join me in a duet titled "Forgive, Don't Forget"."

(Sammkit warmly cuddles up to Asera and purrs happily.)

Asera lays her ears back, hissing warningly at Sammkit.

Sammkit quirks one ear sideways in confusion.

Asera gives Sammkit a little prod between the shoulder blades.

Asera curtly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"My love, you...pierce me,

That dwarf was surely blessed.

Thighs strong as steel,

And with fur on her chest!"

Sammkit quirks his ears outward in surprise.

Sammkit mockingly sings in a countertenor voice:

"My kitten, you...nip me,

That tog was simply immense.

Built like a two-hander,

But not very adept."

Sammkit smiles mockingly.

Sammkit folds his arms across his chest.

Asera raises an eyebrow in Sammkit's direction.

Asera dryly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"My sweet, you...burn me,

That halfling was sickly sweet.

Her tongue was golden honey,

And her tarts were quite a treat."

Asera lashes her tail wildly!

(Asera glances at Sammkit with a disgusted look on her face.)

Sammkit smiles serenely.

Sammkit wryly sings in a countertenor voice:

"My heart, you...grip me,

That kaldar was roughly hewn.

The stamina of a forge,

He knew how to use his tool!"

Sammkit chortles softly at some secret joke.

(Asera growls warningly. Her fur is fairly standing on end!)

Asera mockingly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"My soul, you...penetrate me,

That gnome knew how to move.

Small and deft she set the pace,

To the rhythm of your castanets."

(Asera directs a piercing gaze at Sammkit, as if to say, "Take that!")

Asera flicks her ears back in obvious annoyance.

(Sammkit gives Asera a deceptively lazy look.)

Sammkit mischievously sings in a countertenor voice:

"My breath, you...claw me,

That rakash with his growl.

His bushy tail knew the dance,

To unlock a cat's meow."

Sammkit smirks.

Asera squirms.

(Asera valiantly tries to hide a grin with a ferocious scowl, but her lips keep turning up, durnit!)

Asera teasingly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"My honey, you...prick me,

That human was well endowed.

Her milky skin and clever hands,

Mastered your longbow, proud."

Asera rubs a teak longbow.

Sammkit smiles winningly at Asera, with a glint in his eyes.

Sammkit dryly sings in a countertenor voice:

"My flower, you...squeeze me,

That skra was smooth and sleek.

His forked tongue knew no bounds,

But his tail...was it trick or treat?"

Sammkit angles his ears forward, gazing curiously at Asera.

Asera purrs deeply, her eyes drooping partially shut.

(Sammkit and Asera gaze at each other speculatively, at an impasse.)

Asera sighs.

Asera sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Ah lover, I forgive ya,

But I vow I'll never forget."

Sammkit tilts his ears forward playfully.

(Sammkit wraps his arms around Asera in a comforting hug.)

Sammkit coyly sings in a countertenor voice:

"Let's play together then,

Triple or nothing's our best bet."

(Asera and Sammkit grin at each other wickedly.)

(Sammkit and Asera's eyes come to rest unerringly on Isembard. Nodding to each other in agreement, they move forward as one to...entice...their prey.)

Asera bows.

Sammkit bows.

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Asera exclaims, "And now, the delightful comedy of Sammkit!"

Asera lets out a hearty cheer for Sammkit!

Asera went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Sammkit exclaims, "I'd like to start today with a couple of limericks for your enjoyment!"

Sammkit recites:

"There once was a cute lady Ranger

Who at times ended up in some danger

It wasn't much fun

When she had to run

'Cuz an Adan'f Warrior tried to arrange her"

(Sammkit looks expectantly at the audience)

Sammkit recites:

"There once was a very young Bard

Who sang from Crossing to Shard

The citizens cried, "Lawdy,

His songs are too bawdy

So he was taken to jail by a guard."

Sammkit smiles at you and encourages you to applaud.

Sammkit exclaims, "Now, if ya don't mind, I have a story to tell ya!"

Sammkit recites:

"Here's a silly little story about horses."

Sammkit recites:

"A farmer had several horses of which he was very proud. He spent a great deal of Platinum Kronar attending to their well being and appearance."

Sammkit recites:

"One day, a flock of birds flew onto the property, and built their nests in the horse's manes. Before too long, the horses began to look worn and ragged, as the cacaphony of chirping and whirring was driving them crazy."

Sammkit recites:

"The farmer tried everything to get rid of the birds, but to no avail. Finally, in desperation, he sought the advice of a noted Ranger, who was very knowledgable when it came to horses."

Sammkit recites:

"The expert said, "No problem! Simply weave some ordinary cooking yeast under the horse's manes, and the birds will leave, never to return!""

Sammkit recites:

"The farmer thought this strange, but decided to follow the expert's advice. Sure enough, within a week the birds were gone and never returned."

Sammkit recites:

"The moral of the story, of course, is that yeast is yeast, and nest is nest, and ne'er the mane shall tweet."

(Sammkit grins mischievously and ducks his head, anticipating flying tomatoes and other assorted produce)

Sammkit says, "I hope ya enjoyed that one."

Sammkit says, "Would ya care for another? Well....ya gonna get one anyway."

Sammkit recites:

"Here's a little story I hope ya'll find amusing..."

Sammkit recites:

"The clavichord upstairs in the Bards' Guild Conservatory, is a magnificant instrument. The inside of the lid is decorated with a deeply wooded scene depicting the edge of the Dragon's Breath Forest. The keys are shaped from smooth ivory and ebony, and veined with mother-of-pearl. But occasionally it goes out of tune."

Sammkit recites:

"When it happened a few years back, Silvyrfrost was too busy to tune it herself. So she decided to let another bard of some repute tune the clavichord for her."

Sammkit recites:

"This bard, by the name of Oppaknockaty, did an excellent job. Silvyrfrost was indeed pleased with his work."

Sammkit recites:

"It was a year later that the clavichord was once again in need of a tuning, due to the fact that so many novice bards insisted on trying to play the fragile instrument, and ended up just pounding on the keys. Silvyrfrost once again decided to employ the services of the bard Oppaknockaty."

Sammkit recites:

"Unfortunately, when she asked him, he refused saying,

"Ahh, Lady Silvyrfrost, don't you know? Oppaknockaty only tunes once?""

Sammkit grins.

Sammkit ducks his head.

Sammkit asks, "Okies....how 'bout a couple of slightly bawdy limericks?"

Sammkit recites:

"Said a horrid old hag, "Look here honey

I know that I'm wrinkled and funny,

But get me in bed

With a sack on my head

And I'll give you a run for your money."

(Sammkit grins a big toothy grin)

Sammkit says, "Okie, here's one for ya."

Sammkit recites:

"Said the Cleric to Mother Superior

"Your singing is quite inferior!"

She, not to be crass,

Did show some real class

Said, "Sir, you can kiss my posterior!"

Sammkit smiles and winks at you, wondering if you are a Cleric.

Sammkit exclaims, "Alright everybody, I have another story for ya!"

Sammkit recites:

"Here's a short story about two unlucky Empaths..."

Sammkit recites:

"An Empath couple was captured by some decidedly unfriendly gargoyles, tied together with a long piece of leather and left dangling over a large cliff."

Sammkit recites:

"That evening, the gargoyles danced and chanted around the campfire and as each member passed the leather strap holding the unfortunate Empaths, he gave it a whack with a stick, causing it to weaken a bit more."

Sammkit recites:

"As the chanting grew louder and louder, the husband looked at his wife romantically and said,

"Listen darling. They're fraying our thong!""

Sammkit grins.

Sammkit ducks his head.

Sammkit exclaims, "Wait...Wait! One more story and I'll stop torturing ya!"

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu just arrived.

Sammkit recites:

"Here's a tale 'bout the woes of cutting corners."

Zazu smiles as she taps her bronze hook and gazes at Sammkit.

Sammkit recites:

"Once upon a time there was a young entreprenuer named Tates who wanted to go into business for himself. He decided that he would mass produce an adventurer's compass."

Sammkit recites:

"Being on a limited budget, Tates figured he would be able to make more money if he spent most of his budget on advertising and only a minimal amount on the compass production."

Sammkit recites:

"His idea worked--all adventurers in the land were buying his inexpensive compass. After a few months, however, the compasses started to break because of the poor quality."

Sammkit recites:

"This led to the following Elanthian slogan:

"He who has a Tates is lost.""

Sammkit smiles mischievously and dances away from you before you can strangle him.

Sammkit exclaims, "Thank ya all for listening to this humble Reveler!"

Sammkit bows.

(Zazu grabs Sammkit with her Hook and drags him off stage.)

Zazu holds hands with Sammkit.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Mistress of Ceremony Daedra just arrived.

(Daedra gracefully walks onto the stage. She continues to applaud Asera and Sammkit as she reaches the front stage. She pauses a moment to allow the applause a chance to die down.)

Daedra smiles as she looks at the spot of the now missing hook.

Daedra chuckles.

Daedra asks, "Well we have had some day so far, haven't we?"

Daedra says, "From singers and actors..."

Daedra says, "...to stories and dances..."

Daedra says, "... and even a few jokes."

Daedra giggles.

Daedra says, "And guess what? We aren't stopping there! "

Daedra exclaims, "Let's give a big applaud for all of our performers!"

Daedra applauds.

Daedra says, "You know, bards aren't the only ones who sing around Crossings."

Daedra nods.

Daedra says, "It's true."

Daedra shrugs.

Daedra says, "I've found many singers who were of different guilds and varying orders. It's rather intriguing to hear someone who doesn't do perform for a living. Always lifts my heart to hear a ranger whistle a tune or an empath sing to themselves as they heal those around them."

Daedra says, "Which brings us to our next performer...."

Daedra recites:

"Our next performer is from the Order of White Roses with her own satchel of songs. Ladies and Gentlemen, give a big hand for Inessa."

Daedra applauds.

Daedra smiles happily as she prances off the stage.

Jokester Inessa just arrived.

Mistress of Ceremony Daedra went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Inessa cheerfully exclaims, "Good Even and well met, my Lords and Ladies! And everyone else too, of course - even the bards!"

Inessa grins.

Inessa mischievously says, "My name is Inessa d'Larcy - fer those of ye who do not know me. And now I shall attempt to entertain ye witha few songs..."

Inessa smiles broadly at you

Inessa casually observes the area.

Inessa says, "For my first number, I present the first song I ever wrote, way back - still one of my favorites"

Inessa winks.

Inessa exclaims, "for those of ye who have already heard it well...i like it and i'm the one up here, not ye!"

Inessa grins.

Inessa exclaims, "I call it the Rat song and (almost) every word is true!"

(Inessa taps her silver spoons 1-2-3)

(Inessa begins a toe-tapping rhythm on her Silver Spoons)

Inessa chants in a soprano voice:

"A funny thing happened to me just the other day

I was minding my own business in a bardic sort of way

when I got the bright idea to fight some rats to get some pay

so I hurried down south to the shipyard quay."

(Inessa walks act across the stage, eyes twinkling merrily)

Inessa chants in a soprano voice:

"I walked south and then southeast and southwest and down

all the rooms were full of people and i started to frown

Then down in the barge I met a lad named Xenendred

who was waiting for rats, so I asked if I could join."

Inessa chants in a soprano voice:

"He said surely, and we sat there and we waited

but no rats came along as we had anticipated

I decided waiting was boring and overrated

so I asked him if a song would be appreciated."

Inessa winks.

Inessa chants in a soprano voice:

"Then I opened my mouth and I started to sing

and two minutes later - a rat waltzed in!

Well, we both attacked the creature and we took care of him

and then sat down to wait for his friends to come in."

Inessa chants in a soprano voice:

"I suggested another song to help us pass the time

and Xenedred told me it would be just fine

so I opened my mouth and put some notes on the line -

then a RAT wandered in as if he read my mind!"

(Inessa opens her eyes wide)

Inessa chants in a soprano voice:

"Now this was getting creepy and I said - see here

my voice isn't that bad, I'm a bardic peer

So I took out my whistle, to try Xenendred's ear

when a RAT walked in - no joke! you hear?"

(Inessa walks back across the stage keeping time on her Silver Spoons)

Inessa chants in a soprano voice:

"He brought along a friend and another made three

all ganging up against poor Xenendred and me!

We fought until exausted and then had to retreat

but in the strangeness of it all, I didn't notice the defeat."

Inessa chants in a soprano voice:

"Now I know ye'll tell I'm a paranoid blighter

thinkin that the rats find my voice all-righter

but if I can't make my fortune as a musical writer

I can always get a employment as the town pied piper!"

Inessa grins.

(Inessa sweeps her Silver Spoons into a deep curtsy)

Inessa says, "so...a Prydean, a Gor Tog and and Elf walk into a bar and the bartender says..."

Inessa exclaims, "what is this? a joke?!"

Inessa grins.

Inessa exclaims, "er...anyway...on to the next one!"

Inessa gets a well-crafted beribboned tambourine painted with the image of a Prydaen hub from inside her drum pouch.

Inessa gets a black chamois cloth from inside her hooded cloak.

Using her chamois cloth, Inessa dusts off the beribboned tambourine.

Inessa hums an impressive light-hearted tune that leaves you feeling happier for some reason.

Inessa puts her cloth in her hooded cloak.

Inessa says, "so...a Prydean, a Gor Tog and and Elf walk into a bar and the bartender says..."

Inessa snickers.

Inessa asks, "well, i s'pose ye've all heard that one already, hmm?"

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Inessa says, "I will now sing an old favorite! Everyone feel free to 'sing with' me"

Inessa smiles at the eager faces below.

(Inessa looks around bright-eyed and shakes her tamborine)

Inessa chants in a soprano voice:

"Raindrops on roses"

Inessa chants in a soprano voice:

"Whiskers on Prydeans"

Inessa cheerfully sings in a soprano voice:

"Lutes, ocarinas and singing with good friends

Boots that can fly with the moon on their wings

These are a few of my favorite things!"

(Inessa clasps her hands in a prayerful pose)

Inessa loudly sings in a soprano voice:

"When the hog bites

When the croc stings

When I'm feeling saaad

I simply remember my favorite things

And then I don't feel so bad!"

Toe bells jingling in a staccato cadence and feet a blur of motion, Inessa throws her head back and lifts her arms high in the sheer joy of dance.

Inessa happily sings in a soprano voice:

"Acid-etched, diamond-plated instrumentals

Hangman's Noose, tickling, carousel rentals

Boxes and trinkets and magical rings

These are a few of my favorite things!"

Inessa smiles as she throws her hands out in a dramatic gesture.

Inessa exclaims, "Everybody!"

Inessa sings in a soprano voice:

"When the hog bites

When the croc stings

When I'm feeling saaad

I simply remember my favorite things

and then I don't feel so bad!"

Inessa cheerfully sings in a soprano voice:

"Cloudless days that don't ruin my lyre and fluting

empaths that grow back hand stumps, owl hooting

Mud fights and coin tricks and herbs for healing

These are a few of my favorite things!"

Inessa exclaims, "Everybody!"

Inessa kicks one foot out in a graceful arc, and with a dip of her shoulders and a tinkling of toe bells, she pirouettes in a dazzling spin!

Inessa loudly sings in a soprano voice:

"When the hog bites

when the croc stings

When I'm feeling saaad

I simply remember my favorite things

and then I don't feel so bad!"

Inessa smiles as she dances around the room in a swirl of skirts.

Inessa sings in a soprano voice:

"Frozen town ponds where I can go ice-skating

Critters come running without any waiting

Swimming and splashing and pelts tied with string

These are a few of my favorite things!"

Inessa exclaims, "Everybody!"

Inessa mischievously sings in a soprano voice:

"When the hog bites

when the croc stings

When I'm feeling saaad

I simply remember my favorite things

and then I don't feel so bad!"

(Inessa closes her eyes)

Inessa tenderly sings in a soprano voice:

"'and then I don't feeeel soooo baaaaaad!"

Inessa smiles as she sweeps her tamborine into a curtsy!

Inessa exclaims, "thank ye all! thank ye very much!"

Inessa exclaims, "ye are a lovelt audience!"

Inessa says, "thnak ye"

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group just arrived.

Zazu lets out a hearty cheer for Inessa!

Inessa grins.

Roxana lets out a hearty cheer for Inessa!

Roxana grins.

Zazu cheerfully exclaims, "lets here it for Inessa!"

(Inessa has to be dragged off the stage)

Roxana lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Bubbinster lets out a hearty cheer for Inessa!

Zazu perks her ears up happily as she gazes at Inessa.

Espritia applauds.

Zazu says, "I jes wanted to say thank you dear! I was watching from the Audience"

Inessa beams!

Inessa waves.

Zazu exclaims, "I love good performances!"

Zazu just blew Inessa a kiss.

Inessa exclaims, "thank ye zazu!"

Zazu beams at Inessa!

Roxana smiles.

Inessa grins at Zazu.

Zazu says, "thank you dear"

Jokester Inessa went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Zazu smiles spritefully as she spins her way on stage, she is humming a light hearted tune.

Zazu recites:

"Direct from the missing province.......just back from their spectacular tour of Elanthia Undershard.........we bring you Bubb and the realm famous Bubbettes!"

Roxana joins Bubbinster's group.

Zazu grins at Bubbinster.

Espritia joins Bubbinster's group.

Zazu smiles as she spins off stage.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

[From a distance comes the peal of horns as their clarion fanfare proclaims the continued celebration of Glythtide's Faire at Ulf'Hara Keep.]

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Bubbinster exclaims, "Hullo der, all!!!!!"

Bubbinster exclaims, "Lookit all de people!!!"

Roxana nods to Bubbinster.

Roxana smiles.

Bubbinster exclaims, "Jarle is here!"

Bubbinster asks, "Isnt dat Xaba?"

Bubbinster exclaims, "hoooboy!"

(Roxana peer audience.)

Bubbinster says, "Evening ladies and gents"

Bubbinster exclaims, "We are Bubb......and the lovely and glamorous Bubbettes!"

Roxana smiles at Espritia.

Espritia smiles at Roxana.

(Bubbinster steps aside so folks can check out the Bubbettes)

Roxana winks.

Bubbinster says, "And now, fer yer listenin pleasure..........."

Bubbinster exclaims, "a little tune!"

(Bubbinster steps up in front of the beautiful Bubbettes)

Bubbinster sings in a bass voice:

"When I was a young bard, the people used to say,

Be friendly and courageous, each and every day!

Always respect your elders, be kind to man and beast,

Never forget your manners, and wash before a feast!"

Roxana's soprano joins with Espritia's alto as she sings:

"No grime, no crime, he learned in time!"

Bubbinster sings in a bass voice:

"The people also told me, to watch my p's and q's,

And also they did mention, to moderate my booze!

They spelled it out quite certain, to help me turn out right,

No misunderstandings, they showed me the light!"

Roxana's soprano joins with Espritia's alto as she sings:

"No blight, no fight, he turned out right!"

Bubbinster sings in a bass voice:

"I followed their instructions, was polite and well behaved,

Tactful and considerate, to everyone I waved!

Gentle and soft spoken, I frowned on joker pranks,

When it came to malted beverages, I firmly said 'no thanks'!"

Roxana's soprano joins with Espritia's alto as she sings:

"He waved, behaved, his soul was saved!"

Bubbinster nods.

Bubbinster sings in a bass voice:

"So through the realms I've travelled, and kept to these ideals,

Been helpful to all others, and well mannered at all meals!

Never lost composure, in any circumstance,

Many folks do marvel, at my malted abstainence!"

Roxana's soprano joins with Espritia's alto as she sings:

"He lies, he steals, he don't wash before his meals!"

(Bubbinster suddenly stops his smiling, and jerks his head around towards the Bubbettes with a nervous look, then quickly resumes his broad smile as he turns back to the audience to continue singing.)

Bubbinster sings in a bass voice:

"I set a fine example, everywhere I go,

Folks will often comment, on the pleasantries I show!

Sometimes they ask my secret, and ask me for advice,

My reply is always simple, 'show kindness and be nice'!"

Roxana's soprano joins with Espritia's alto as she sings:

"He drinks, he stinks, folks think hes a fink!"

Roxana gazes upward.

(Bubbinster cranks his head around at the Bubbettes, he gestures at them in a panic, then, blushing a deep shade of red, he attempts to regain his composure and turns back to the audience to continue with his song.)

Bubbinster sings in a bass voice:

"Everyone admires greatly, the moral standards that I set,

In a contest of high morals, on me the folks would bet,

Fair play and friendly methods, to those I meet I stress,

And when it comes to taverns, avoiding them is best!"

Roxana's soprano joins with Espritia's alto as she sings:

"A punk, a drunk, don't believe this skunk!"

(Bubbinster doesnt even turn around, just tries to pull his head down into his neck like a turtle, blushing furiously. You notice his smile has turned into a grimace of clenched teeth.)

Bubbinster sings in a bass voice:

"Honesty is my motto, in every thing I do,

No matter what the acusation, the truth will see you through.

At times my faith is tested, folks questioning my word,

But I swear to you I'm loyal, no matter what you may have heard!"

(Bubbinster shoots the Bubbettes a baleful glance.)

Roxana's soprano joins with Espritia's alto as she sings:

"A goon, buffoon, we hope he leaves real soon!"

(Bubbinster cringes, and turns back towards the audience with a sour look on his face, he sighs, and continues singing in a much more feeble voice...)

Bubbinster sings in a bass voice:

"And to finish up this singing, I have but one regret,

I would love to pay the Bubbettes, the pay that they should get..

For generosity is my nature, and you know I never joke,

Though rich in moral standards, when it comes to coins, I'm Broke!"

Roxana gasps!

Espritia's jaw drops.

(Bubbinster winks at the audience, then runs off, cackling like a derranged lunatic!)

Roxana's soprano joins with Espritia's alto as she sings:

"No way! Foul play! He stiffed us on our pay!"

Roxana growls ferociously!

Bubbinster cackles!

Bubbinster bows.

Espritia slings a quarterstaff off from over her shoulder.

Roxana bows.

(Espritia and Roxana draw their weapons and run after Bubbinster, yelling at the top of their lungs!)

Bubbinster exclaims, "ladies and gents, the Bubbettes!"

Roxana cracks her bullwhip in the direction of Bubbinster causing a loud **pop!** as she barely misses the left eye of Bubbinster!

Roxana grins.

Bubbinster cowers away from Roxana!

Bubbinster exclaims, "Yikes!"

(Espritia thwaps Bubbinster on the head with her quarterstaff.)

Roxana attaches a black leather bullwhip to her belt.

Roxana gazes at Bubbinster.

Bubbinster says, "Heehee"

Espritia slings her quarterstaff over her shoulder.

Espritia curtsies.

Bubbinster says, "Hope ye enjoyed dat tune, folks"

Roxana grins at Espritia.

Bubbinster says, "Now, we got a little something extra fer ya"

(Roxana shades her eyes searching the audience.)

Bubbinster says, "It has been a long night, lots of fine entertainment"

Bubbinster exclaims, "and de best part, its all fer free!"

Bubbinster winks.

Roxana gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Bubbinster exclaims, "I see all you out dere in de audience enjoyin yerselves......Hey! Keep yer stinkin mitts off my ale, Isembard!"

Roxana laughs at Bubbinster.

Espritia laughs!

Espritia exclaims, "Grab some for me, Isembard!"

Roxana exclaims, "Me too!"

Bubbinster says, "Now, we gonna bring out a special guest tonite......"

Roxana leans on Espritia.

(Espritia cheers the ale thieves on!)

Bubbinster says, "fer a special song I am gonna sing"

Battle Rager Grungy just arrived.

Roxana applauds.

Grungy guzzles down some of his beer and then smacks his lips and wipes them with his sleeve.

Bubbinster says, "here he is......."

Roxana grins at Grungy.

Grungy lets loose with a loud belch and rubs his belly!

Roxana chuckles.

Bubbinster exclaims, "Fresh from the gutters of M'riss....Grungy!"

Grungy bows.

Roxana lets out a hearty cheer for Grungy!

Espritia smiles at Grungy.

Grungy guzzles down some of his beer and then smacks his lips and wipes them with his sleeve.

Bubbinster says, "Grungy is here to help us do a few fancy dance moves"

Bubbinster says, "some of ya may have heard of dis next tune"

Bubbinster says, "it is a favorite of de Stone Clan"

Bubbinster says, "and dwarves in general, methinks"

Bubbinster asks, "right Grung?"

Grungy makes a disgusting grunting noise. There is a certain matter-of-fact quality to it.

Bubbinster says, "I thought so"

Roxana coughs.

Roxana smiles.

Grungy guzzles down some of his beer and then smacks his lips and wipes them with his sleeve.

Bubbinster grins at Grungy.

Bubbinster says, "Dis here song involves Stompin"

Grungy gets a glass of cherry-wheat beer from inside his traveler's backpack.

Bubbinster says, "some of ya may want to get up and stomp along with us"

Bubbinster says, "again, it dont cost nothin"

Grungy chuckles.

Bubbinster asks, "Everyone got a beer or ale ready?"

Bubbinster opens his black backpack.

Bubbinster gets a glass of Dwarven ale from inside his black backpack.

Grungy taps a glass of cherry-wheat beer.

Bubbinster closes his black backpack.

Bubbinster nods to Grungy.

Bubbinster asks, "Spri, Roxy, ya wanna help out on de vocals?"

Roxana says, "Love to."

Roxana grins.

Espritia says, "Absolutely."

Espritia smiles at Bubbinster.

Roxana says, "Might as well not get paid for two songs."

Roxana grins.

Espritia nods to Roxana.

Bubbinster exclaims, "Okey, folks, lets get dis tub of ale up to speed!!!!"

Bubbinster rubs some iron-shod black leather Dwarven stomping boots with iron-spiked toes.

Grungy taps some iron-shod black leather Dwarven stomping boots with iron-spiked toes.

Roxana edges away from Bubbinster.

Espritia raises an eyebrow.

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Bubbinster says, "The Stomp of the Short Brigade, a ballad by Bubb"

Grungy lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

(Bubbinster Slowly begins stomping his feet, gradually working the tempo up to a mighty stomping rythmn for all to join....)

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster quietly sings in a bass voice:

"In a faraway land that I come from,

there is a town known as Dweerby Run.

The town is known for its army of knights,

Proud defenders of all of our rights.

The knights were great fighters, defending us well,

til a giant king cometh, by the name of Ferell. "

Bubbinster quietly sings in a bass voice:

"Ferell was all evil, there is not a doubt,

he gathered the giants, intent on a rout.

He told them together, they could strike the Knights down,

Then they would be free, to eat up our town.

The giants all listened, thought Ferell would be right,

they came to destroy us, they came in the night.

But giants are big, they make lots of noise,

so before they could get us, our knights were all poised."

Roxana gazes at Bubbinster.

Espritia's alto and Roxana's soprano join with Bubbinster's bass as he sings:

"Watchin history being made,

It's the stomp of the short brigade!

When your hopes begin to fade,

It's the stomp of the short brigade!"

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Roxana stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Roxana stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Roxana stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Roxana stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Roxana stomps about angrily!

Espritia stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Roxana stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster quietly sings in a bass voice:

"They met on a field, outside of the Run,

knights on their horses, the giants need none.

Ferell came out swinging, leading the way,

the giants all followed, on that cool autumn day.

The battle began at the first rays of light,

Knights and the giants in a horrible fight.

Sadly the Knights, began to lose hope,

for the giants had pinned them, against the town slope."

Grungy guzzles down some of his beer and then smacks his lips and wipes them with his sleeve.

Bubbinster guzzles down some of his ale and then smacks his lips and wipes them with his sleeve.

Bubbinster quietly sings in a bass voice:

"All seemed to be lost, there was panic and fear,

til out from the town, some dwarves did appear.

How to describe it? The brigade it was short.

What good would they do? Big doubts we would court.

The dwarves began marching, towards Ferell and crew,

the giants all laughed, until they turned blue."

Espritia's alto and Roxana's soprano join with Bubbinster's bass as he sings:

"Watchin history being made,

It's the stomp of the short brigade!

When your hopes begin to fade,

It's the stomp of the short brigade!"

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Espritia stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Roxana stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Espritia stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Roxana stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Espritia stomps about angrily!

Roxana stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Vorclaf just arrived.

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Espritia stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Roxana stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Vorclaf stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Roxana laughs!

Bubbinster guzzles down some of his ale and then smacks his lips and wipes them with his sleeve.

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Vorclaf stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Vorclaf waves his goblet around, sloshing some of its contents over the side. What a waste of perfectly good beer!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Espritia grins at Vorclaf.

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Vorclaf stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Espritia stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster grins at Vorclaf.

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Vorclaf stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Roxana lets out a hearty cheer for Vorclaf!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Espritia beams at Vorclaf!

Vorclaf stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Vorclaf waves his goblet around, sloshing some of its contents over the side. What a waste of perfectly good beer!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster quietly sings in a bass voice:

"Still on the dwarves marched, stomping their feet,

right past the Knights, to giants to meet.

The giants just finished, crushing the Knights,

now it was time, to put out dwarven lights.

The dwarves started charging, as fast as they could,

the giants got ready to stomp on them good.

Then they were amongst them, and battle began,

dwarf against giant, what was their plan?"

Grungy guzzles down some of his beer and then smacks his lips and wipes them with his sleeve.

Vorclaf guzzles his beer, dribbling most of it sloppily down his chin.

Bubbinster quietly sings in a bass voice:

"Hope came back reeling, when we looked at the fight,

for the giants were reeling, from short dwarven might!

We all rubbed our eyes, it couldn't be true,

slaying of giants, dwarves just couldn't do!

But happened it did, as we watched giants fall,

til finally Ferell, gave the retreating call.

When the dust cleared, the giants had paid,

the price that was due from the short dwarven brigade! "

Vorclaf went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Grungy guzzles down some of his beer and then smacks his lips and wipes them with his sleeve.

Grungy lets loose with a loud belch and rubs his belly!

Espritia's alto and Roxana's soprano join with Bubbinster's bass as he sings:

"Watchin history being made,

It's the stomp of the short brigade!

When your hopes begin to fade,

It's the stomp of the short brigade!"

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Roxana stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Roxana stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Roxana stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Roxana stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Espritia stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Espritia stomps about angrily!

Roxana stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Espritia stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Espritia stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Roxana stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster stomps about angrily!

Roxana stomps about angrily!

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Bubbinster bows.

Grungy stomps about angrily!

Roxana applauds.

Bubbinster exclaims, "Take a bow, all!"

Grungy lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Grungy bows.

Roxana lets out a hearty cheer for Bubbinster!

Espritia applauds.

Roxana bows.

Bubbinster exclaims, "Everyone out there, take a bow too!!!!"

Bubbinster exclaims, "You too, Allurana!!!"

Roxana exclaims, "Some nice stomping!"

Roxana grins.

Bubbinster says, "fine bunch of stomping"

Grungy makes a disgusting grunting noise. There is a certain loud quality to it.

Roxana chuckles.

Grungy grins.

Bubbinster exclaims, "Mykk, I cant believe Olvi legs can stomp like dat!!!!!"

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu just arrived.

Roxana grins at Zazu.

Zazu grins like an idiot.

Bubbinster says, "Yank us, Zazie"

Bubbinster winks.

Zazu says, "Now that'll bring down the house"

Bubbinster says, "Thanks, folks"

Roxana waves.

Espritia smiles.

Espritia waves.

Grungy chuckles.

Bubbinster exclaims, "Keep yer strings dry and yer throat wet!"

Roxana smiles.

Bubbinster waves.

Zazu says, "well, Bubb, ye are hoggin the stage, and my next performer iss read"

Zazu grins at Bubbinster.

Bubbinster's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Zazu giggles.

Battle Rager Grungy went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Zazu says, "alright my friends, I'll put my hook away."

Zazu waves.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Herald Ravenstorme's group just arrived.

(Ravenstorme approaches the audiance, a gleem in his eye)

Ravenstorme recites:

"It is with great honour that i have the privillege of introducing one of my best friends tonight. Jolina! who will be sharing a story and some delightful songs with us this evening"

Jolina curtsies.

Ravenstorme recites:

"Please give a warm welcome to Jolina!"

Ravenstorme bows to Jolina.

Jolina curtsies to Ravenstorme.

Herald Ravenstorme's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Wordsmith Jolina just arrived.

Herald Ravenstorme just arrived.

Jolina says, "Well I suppose you thought that was a rather brief performance"

Ravenstorme chuckles.

Ravenstorme just hugged Jolina.

Jolina just tickled Ravenstorme.

Jolina just hugged Ravenstorme.

Ravenstorme says, "Didnt want to share"

Ravenstorme grins.

Herald Ravenstorme went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Jolina chuckles to herself.

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Jolina says, "I'd like to thank all that come to watch and support us today."

Jolina says, "I'm going to start now with a rather somber piece. And I'll give you it's history now."

Jolina says, "Friends I have to begin with a piece I consider my saddest, yet truest work."

Jolina says, "I have to continue to honor the trust that was place in me and my abilities and sing to you, the first song, I was ever commissioned to write, but let me first tell you the story of how it came to be."

Jolina says, "In my decades of wandering, for I'd left my homeland very young, there was once a small kingdom, who's name I barely recall, that I happened across. This place was in quite a state when I'd come across it. As it was just recovering from a long war."

Jolina says, "No place for a young bard you might say. But no, this thought I did not think. And I placed and entertained the common folk. Spinning tales, playing and performing acrobatics for the peasants. Unbeknownst to me, I'd done so well, I came to the attention of the royal court there and very soon summons did come to me."

Jolina excitedly says, "Well, what an honor for the young bard! Dressed in my finest I did and arrived promptly on the stated day. But feast and merriment was not my purpose that day I was to find."

Jolina says, "No indeed. For it was the princess herself that wanted me. Stricken and torn with grief and guilt she was from the lost of her unborn babe."

Jolina sadly says, "She didn't heed the advice of her father and ignoring the pleads of her husband, she went into the thick of the war, the pain of her people calling her."

Jolina says, "For you see she was a fine empath and could not bear to stay away. Alas, she did heal too much and took on wounds that did great and irreparable injury to the babe she did carry."

Jolina says, "I did listen to her entire story and spent the night in the fine castle considering my words. The next day before the entire court, I did sing. At the end of my performance, only silence did I hear. I was paid well for my time and sent on my way."

Jolina says, "Before I left, the princess did speak to me once more. She thanked me for my song and bid me that I would often sing for her lost child."

Jolina says, "I feel it appropriate, I do so today."

Jolina quietly says, "Listeners... I give you, Lost Child by Jolina Desmenes."

Jolina clears her throat.

Jolina quietly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"I watch and see,

I watch and stare

Yet all that lives in this heart is despair."

Jolina sighs.

Jolina weakly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Little one, lost one,

Your Momma cries for you,

My little one, my lost one,

Your life away I threw."

Jolina sadly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"I can't ask you to forgive..

"Momma, why didn't I live?"

What you can't yet understand.

But know that I feel upon my soul

"Momma? I'm so alone."

The accusing touch of your hand."

Jolina painfully sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Dear Gods, how I wish it was to be!

"Momma, why didn't you love me?"

How the pain and guilt lay in my heart!

"Momma, we didn't have to be apart""

Jolina sobs.

A tear runs down Jolina's face.

Jolina weakly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Little one, lost one,

Your Momma cries for you,

My little one, my lost one,

Your life away I threw."

Jolina hauntingly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Rest easy my child,

On your grave now I lay,

Tortured by the life that I somehow gave away."

Jolina quietly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Forgive me my child,

I can no longer stand,

The accusing touch of your gentle little hand."

Jolina studies the ground for a moment.

Jolina quietly says, "Please... forgive me."

Jolina bows.

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Jolina clears her throat.

Jolina says, "Now as the generally fun loving bard I am..."

Jolina says, "I couldn't possibly leave you in such a mood.."

Jolina says, "so friends, I give you a piece many of you will understand."

Jolina says, "Listeners, this one's a story that many of us can relate to. I've been told one day I'll look back and laugh."

Jolina scoffs.

Jolina blinks.

Jolina clears her throat.

Jolina dryly says, "Whether or not that's true, still remains to be seen, but maybe you at least, can receive a chuckle from my plight."

Jolina draws forth an etched katar with a layered bone and teak grip.

Jolina leans on her katar.

Jolina confidently sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"I thought myself superior,

You must realize to an Elf many things seem inferior.

Wolves and meys did run in my wake,

Coin was an easy thing to make,

When by some horrible cruel twist of fate,

Unbidden, undesired and unbeknownst to me!

My prowess, away, the Great Mages, did take!"

Jolina shows off her katar in an impressive display of agility.

Jolina sighs.

Jolina sadly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Oh, woe, oh woe!

I've searched high,

I've searched low!

My hunting skills, my hunting skills!

Oh where, oh where did they go?"

Jolina quietly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Sauntered off to hunt I did,

And things were going just fine,

When suddenly to my utter dismay,

I was injured by a vine!"

Jolina exclaims, "You can't imagine my shock that day!"

Jolina flails her arms about.

Jolina smugly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"I'd always thought myself superior,

But the critters proved me quite inferior!

Laugh they did and dodge blow after blow.

Oh if you can only imagine...

How huge in shock my eyes did grow!"

Jolina sighs.

Jolina sadly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"I've searched high,

I've search low!

My hunting skills, my hunting skills!

Oh where ever did they go!"

Jolina hopelessly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Suddenly I couldn't hit a DS...

If I charged it with a bat!

So listeners I ask ya,

Could any of you spare a plat?"

Jolina gets a hopeful expression on her face.

Jolina seems to be waiting for something.

Jolina shrugs.

Jolina angrily sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"I haven't found those lost skills,

Oh no, not quite yet,

But with the Great Mages, I've a bone to pick

On that ye can bet!"

Jolina bows.

Jolina puts her etched katar away.

Jolina playfully says, "And yes yes, plats of all currencies are acceptable."

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Jolina says, "But just when you thought you were done with me..."

Jolina says, "There's one more tale for me to regale you with"

Jolina says, "Ladies and Gentleman.. I give you.. Just build a bridge... And get over it."

Jolina curtsies.

Jolina clears her throat.

Jolina says, "I have to tell you this story of what was once told to me. By a kindly old halfling woman just out for her afternoon stroll."

Jolina smiles fondly at the memory of the dear old woman.

Jolina says, "She only came to pick wildflowers she told me later and saw me standing near the edge of the cliff.  I was looking down so intently I never saw her walk up.  With the tears clouding my eyes I might never have seen her standing directly in front of me.   "Dear child..", she started to say, scaring me half out my wits and almost off the mountain itself.  She grabbed me and I sat crying into her arms for a full 10 roisaen without her saying a word."

Jolina chuckles to herself.

Jolina says, "When I came to my senses, gathered what wits I still had about me, I looked up to see the little old halfling smiling down on me.  Shocked by the look, I quickly pulled myself away. She just smiled and shook her head, "It's not so bad, child."  I screamed at her in fury fueled by pain."

Jolina says, "You don't know anything, you've no idea what you're talking about! You don't even KNOW me!!  Well my kindly little halfling, Lia was her name, just smiled wider and laboriously pulled herself up, calmly took her sweet time dusting herself off and winked at me! With a cough to clear her throat and a wink over her shoulder at me, she lifted her voice in a scratchy little song."

Jolina playfully sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

    "Lia know more than you imagine, was it money, was it a man?

     Come here girl! Give Lia your hand.

     Lia knows pain, yes Lia does,

      Know joy, know hurt, sorrow too!

      Lia know you better than you!"

Jolina says, ""And", Lia said, placing her hands on her more than generous hips with a mischievous gleam in her eyes, "Lia knows exactly what you must do.", Giving me a nod and a wink she placed this very carving knife into my hand. Crazy halfling!, I thought, staring at the knife, and certainly no bard that's for sure."

Jolina says, ""And just what, by the gods, am I to do with this?" I shouted.  Other than open my own veins I thought glumly.  Throwing back my head I rose my own voice in song, smiling smugly as clear, shimmering tones filled the air."

Jolina tenderly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

    "No, not just a man,

     Not just the most wonderful human the race ever produced,

     It's a love, a true love, a great love, that will never be reduced,

     It's a love, a true love, a great love, that could never be replaced

     It's a love, a true love, my greatest love....""

Jolina quietly says, "and without it only emptiness sits in its place."

Jolina studies the ground for a moment.

Jolina says, "She nodded slowly, rubbing me soothingly, gently as I broke into sobs. "Do you see now?", I cried, glancing at the edge of the cliff, "Now do you understand?"  Again Lia just smiled, and hummed a bit, voice cracking.  "Oh no. Faenella, noooo! Please, please, oh pleeease don't let her sing again!", I groaned to myself."

Jolina wobbles, looking a bit faint.

Jolina says, "Well friends I have to say my prayer went unanswered that day and this song my little old Lia sang."

Jolina sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

    "Well my dear, sometimes you just need to open your eyes to truly see

     You'll never see all in front of you if all you do is look behind.

     That's your past lies behind you, whatever it has been,

     Your future lies in front of you just around the next bin.

     You've forgotten how to move forward, each step dead and leaden,

     Get up, get movin' girl, there's more life to be gettin!"

Jolina sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

    "See that knife in your hand? See that branch on which you stand?

     Well pick it up girl! Listen careful now, here's what you do!

     Just build yourself a bridge child...  and get over it, it's true!"

Jolina loudly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

    "Don't stare at me as if I'm mad!

     There's carving to be done, that bridge can't sag!

     It must support you step by step and you'll see,

     The ultimate wisdom of my philosophy!"

(Jolina pauses in her song and stares at you just shaking her head.)

Jolina dryly exclaims, "I swear, she winked at me again!"

(Jolina continues her story, once again raising her clear voice in song.)

Jolina sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

    "Lift up that head, ya ain't yet dead!

     So right now life might really seem all bad,

     But start looking forward and you won't be so sad!

     You'll live and learn but for now this I say,

     Follow my way and get through this day!

     Just build yourself a bridge dear girl...... and get over it!!"

Jolina quietly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

    "Build with tears for mortar and pain for slats,

     Build though you think the burden will break your back!

     With the help of friends and in spite of foes,

     With each step forward you leave behind woes.

     Heed me child build that bridge well!

     And this story, I promise, you'll live to tell."

Jolina hums a tuneless tune.

Jolina says, "Well folks I tell you, I stared at her, mouth half open, as she picked up her flower basket, gave me a smile and a wink and started off!  Thoughts of the cliff flew from my mind as I watched that halfling saunter away.  "Don't go!", I cried. Lia paused and turned back smiling at me, she reached over and patted the knife in my hand, "Just build that bridge child.", she said."

Jolina says, "I stared at that knife and the back of that receding halfling in utter amazement, and by the gods I swear that tuneless voice floated back to me singsong..."

Jolina playfully sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

    "Come find me when you're over that bridge child.

     There's this nice young Elf I want you to meeeeeeeeeeeeet!"

Jolina says, "And that friends, caused my first smile in a week. I'm happy to tell you I heeded her advice and as she predicted I've lived to tell this tale, and while for all I know she might have been joking, I built that bridge too!  It may not be exactly what she expected but it's a bridge nevertheless.  Well here, I'll show you."

Jolina rummages through a sturdy silver backpack sewn with a colorful patch across the flap but it's clear she hasn't a clue if what she is looking for is there.

Jolina gets a finely carved miniature sculpture from her backpack.

Jolina shows you a finely carved miniature sculpture. Your eyes are immediately drawn to the wooden plank bridge. On one side lies utter desolation, barren rocks and dead trees, while the other, an image of springtime with tiny perfectly detailed robins and lush green surroundings awaits.

Jolina points to the center of the bridge, where, leaning forward as if with some great burden or facing gale strength winds, an Elven woman struggling to cross turbulent waters. Pain lies in her eyes and one little leg is poised as if to take another step.  Looking closer your heart falls in realization her head is hung so low she could not possibly see what lies before her. There appears to be something carved into the bridge.

Jolina says, "Oh, you're too far away to read it! Well, my little bridge reads:"

Jolina says, "Sometimes you must open your eyes to truly see, build your own bridge, and get over it."

Jolina puts her sculpture in her backpack.

Jolina says, "Well friends, that's my story, and I hope you find strength in what was told to me, I'll end it now as I always have been, each and every telling"

Jolina sweetly exclaims, "Thank you Lia. And I'm still waiting to meet that Elf!"

Jolina curtsies.

Jolina exclaims, "And I thank you friends for putting up with me!"

Jolina curtsies.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu just arrived.

Jolina just hugged Zazu.

Zazu smiles at Jolina.

Zazu says, "Jolina, ye are just amazing."

Zazu gazes at Jolina.

Jolina blinks.

Jolina blushes, the tips of her ears turning a delicate scarlet hue.

Zazu cheerfully exclaims, "Everyone, lets here it for the fine bardess, Jolina!"

Zazu lets out a hearty cheer for Jolina!

Jolina blushes furiously!

Jolina says, "thank you"

Zazu exclaims, "louder!"

Zazu appears to be listening intently for something.

Jolina laughs!

Zazu smiles as she hears the audience respond.

Jolina grins.

Zazu says, "come dear, lets grab a glass of wine and watch the rest of the

performers."

Zazu curls her tail around Jolina's waist.

Jolina joins Zazu's group.

Jolina exclaims, "gladly!"

Jolina beams!

Zazu recites:

"Cast members of the Companion plan and the Marionette play need to be prepared, ye are comin up"

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Mistress of Ceremony Daedra's group just arrived.

Daedra smiles as glides across the stage, her hand placed lightly on Juliun's arm as she brings him to center stage.

Daedra recites:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, our next performer has lived in many places around the realms. First born in Shard, he later moved to Leth Deriel. From there he moved to Riverhaven and then back to Shard, finally making his way to Crossings. He has won several contests on appearances alone. Watch out ladies! Here he is to perform a skit, Juliun Parterre!"

[8:30pm eastern]

Juliun bows.

Juliun smiles slightly.

Daedra smiles as she saunters towards the door. She turns back to Juliun and gives him a good luck wink.

Mistress of Ceremony Daedra went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Juliun smiles and quickly withdrawing his hand from his pocket casually throws a handful of sand out in front of him. As the grains hit the ground, they burst into a thick green cloud which he calmly steps through before bowing deeping, gracefully sweeping his crown off with one hand.

Juliun takes a festive ivy and grape crown off his head.

Juliun says, "The unknown is full of mystery and enchantment, but sometimes it can also be filled with horror."

Juliun puts a festive ivy and grape crown on his head.

Juliun smiles slightly.

Juliun says, "As I felt when it came time for me to put this performance together, having no idea what exactly I was going to do."

Juliun says, "So I sat down with a good friend of mine...pretty...smart...great looking legs..." He grins. "and asked for her opinion. 'Can you dance?' she asked me."

(Juliun holds his arms out to either side of his body and in the blink of an eye, he's suddenly spinning faster then a top while still managing to keep his balance. Breaking out of it with a back flip, he goes on to perform a complicated tap routine before leaning nonchalantly against a nearby pillar, hardly out of breath.)

Juliun says, "'Nah,' I told her, 'Never took lessons in my life. I'd look like a fool.' 'So,' she replies, 'how about telling some jokes and making them laugh?'"

Juliun says, "I told her if I tried telling any of my jokes to an audience, I'd be dead faster then a novice in goblins."

Juliun says, "My jokes are so bad that the people lucky enough not to be here would think there was some sort of massive invasion what with all the people dying."

Juliun says, "My jokes are harder to get then the books in the new Moon Mage library on the Jadewater property."

Juliun casually observes the area.

Juliun clears his throat.

Juliun rubs his hands together.

Juliun says, "She doesn't give up, though, which is what I like about her. 'What about magic?' she persisted. 'You must be good at that.'"

Juliun smiles and pulls out a while handkerchief from his back pocket. After displaying both sides of the cloth, he ties a knot into the middle of it before tossing it into the air. In a flash of light, it turns into a dove which flies back down onto his outstretched hand. Passing it behind his back, you notice that he now holds a glass sphere with a dove charm inside. He quickly shoves this into one of his pockets.

Juliun says, "I told her I was afraid I might accidently cut someone's head off..."

Juliun winks.

Juliun says, "The one thing I can do well just wouldn't fit the occasion. There's only so much posing you can do."

Juliun strikes a heroic pose.

Juliun says, "She leaned way back in her chair and just looked at me with her gorgeous blue eyes, as if searching for something she might have missed before. I might be there still, trapped underneath her gaze, when she awake from her thoughts and proclaimed proudly, 'Your stories! You can tell one of your stories.'"

Juliun smiles widely and rubs his hands together.

Juliun asks, "I can't let my friend down, now can I?"

(Juliun snaps his fingers and the lights in the room dim, causing the shadows to spring from the corners.)

Juliun says, "As I mentioned in the beginning, the unknown can be very scary depending on the circumstances. Take for example, a box wrapped with ribbon. A very nice unknown if it's a birthingday gift. A box filled with horrors, unfortunatly imaginable, if it's found lying on the road."

Juliun says, "A while ago, under some rather unpleasant circumstances, I had to make an urgent trip from Muspar'i to The Crossings. The barge was down for the night, but I needed to get across, so I resorted to walking the length of the desert."

Juliun says, "If you've been fortunate enough to never have traveled through that god forsaken place, be thankful. If you've also never wandered through during the night, get down on your knees and praise the god you worship."

Juliun says, "This infamous wasteland was rumored to be the home of the garden of a sect of Moon Mages called the G'nar Pethians, though how a desert could support such a place is beyond me. Whether it is because of these strange mages or the magic of the desert itself, strange phenomenas have and still do occur throughout the desolute plains."

Juliun shudders.

Juliun says, "I arrived at the entrance to the plains around mid morning and, thinking that I had more then enough time to travel through to the other side before night, I started across. Of course, before I knew it the sky was dark and there was still no sign of an end. So with a sinking heart and jumping at every little noise, I made myself a make-shift shelter and fell into a deep sleep."

Juliun casually observes the area.

Juliun says, "To this day I still don't know what could have awakened me. One moment I was sleeping and the next I was wide awake, and before my uncomprehending eyes I saw a small tent set up right outside my own shelter."

Juliun says, "When I'm scared I can overlook things, but this tent was something I could never have overlooked, especially in the middle of a desert. Questions flooded my mind as to what might be inside, and as I stared at it I felt a sort of calling from the tent itself."

Juliun gazes off into the distance.

Juliun shakes his head.

Juliun says, "I wandered cautiously over to the tent and, noticing a scrap of paper attached to the entrance flap, leaned closer to read what it said."

(Juliun closes his eyes.)

Juliun chants in a tenor voice:

"And so I wait and look around

For all the wonders that should be found

But though I search with all my might

The only thing I see is night

Shadows engulfing, tall and thin

Reflections of all that lie within."

Juliun says, "Becoming even more nervous by the second, I hesitated briefly before slipping through the entrance." His eyes grow distant as if reliving the experience and he lets out an involuntary gasp before continuing. "The whole tent was filled with shelves, all brightly lit so that every horrible item might be seen that much clearer."

Juliun says, "Not wanting to look at any horror for too long for fear of losing my mind, I allowed my gaze to only rest briefly on an item before moving on. Though I don't remember much, I do remember seeing a small blue bottle with a stopper, a slim silver rimmed mirror, and a pair of dried out eyeballs resting on a small piece of purple velvet."

Juliun says, "In my haste to leave the nightmares behind, I accidently backed into a shelf causing an item to fall..."

Juliun gets a shimmering glass orb from inside his backpack.

Juliun says, "...which I caught completly through reflex alone. Not being able to help myself, I turned the object over in my hands and gazed into it's depths at the figures imbedded in the crystal."

(Juliun closes his mouth suddenly and tilts his head to one side as he gazes into the orb cradled in his hands.)

Juliun says, "At first, it was just an orb with the figurines of a Bard with a violin and a girl nearby, dancing. As I continued to watch, however, a soft melody seemed to drift out of the still air, as if coming from the violin itself.." He hums quietly to himself, the tune seeming to come from deep inside. Though the song sounds sweet at first, a minor tone can quickly be heard, disguised underneath the brighter notes. "And then..""

Juliun says, "The girl turned towards me and screamed."

Juliun screams!

Juliun puts his orb in his backpack.

Juliun says, "It's not everyday that an inanimate object comes to life, and I was so shocked that I dropped the orb. To my astonishment, a wrinkled hand reached out of no where and grabbed the orb out of the air scant inches before it would have hit the ground."

Juliun says, "I had been so entranced by the orb that I hadn't even realized the old woman was there. She turned to me and said.."

Juliun quietly says, "So you were able to activate the orb? You must be a Bard with great talents. It is my duty to pass the orb and the story on to you so you may keep it alive."

Juliun says, "Now I have nothing against free stories, but I didn't want anything to do with this orb, any other object in the tent, or even the tent itself. Before I could utter a sound, she turned to me...and for the first time I noticed the light in her eyes. Though she had the body of one well past their prime, her eyes looked like those of a teenage girl."

Juliun quietly says, "We shall see what you say after the story..."

Juliun says, "I found myself helpless to resist. Although at that moment the only thing I wanted to do was run as far as I could, I only stepped closer to the old woman."

Juliun gets an ebony-edged rosewood violin with a carved ebony bridge and pegs from inside an elegant tapestry case knotted with silken tassels.

Juliun smiles slightly and places the violin underneath his chin. Plucking the strings lightly, he creates a soft melody that sweeps through the room.

Juliun sings in a tenor voice:

"When night arrives

And stars blanket the skies

You might hear the cry of this girl

Her sweet tears do fall

While the moon hangs like a ball

In the dark, the brightest pearl"

Juliun sings in a tenor voice:

"Haunted by tears

He arrives with her fears

To forever be near

She'll never escape...."

(Juliun increases the pressure of his fingers on the strings causing the sound to get louder as he shifts the tune into a deeper minor key.)

Juliun sings in a tenor voice:

"As he plays on his violin

She sways beneath the bloated moon

She won't escape her deadly sin

He plays through the silent room"

(Juliun reverts back to the earlier softness of the song as he slows it down even more. He closes his eyes in concentration as he continues.)

Juliun sings in a tenor voice:

"When day returns

She disappears

No more of her sighs

Will you still hear

And though she may struggle to escape her plight

This is one dream she may never take flight..."

(Juliun stills his fingers over the strings letting the last note reverbrate until it fades.)

Juliun puts his violin in a sturdy backpack.

Juliun clears his throat.

Juliun says, "At the end of her story I still had many questions. What exactly was the dream...who was this mysterious violinist...and why was it she could never escape..yet before I could even open my mouth, she held up one finger."

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu just arrived.

Zazu gazes at Juliun.

Juliun quietly says, "The questions you wish to ask, I have no answers for. I travel through this desert and I collect...things. Things that are left behind. I only know of them what they will tell me. Beyond that...I don't know anything. However, all my things have a story to tell...some more then others.."

Juliun says, ""'What about the poem on the outside of the tent,' I persisted. 'What does it mean?'"

Juliun quietly says, "Once you learn your secret, you will understand..."

Zazu smiles as she whispers to Juliun.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Juliun says, "She lowered her gaze and it was then that I noticed the empty bowl she cradled against her body. The engravings around the rim were like those only imaginable in dreams, more specifically the darker ones. As I continued to stare, the figures seemed to move. Whether because of my overactive imagination or the magic of the tent itself, I felt like I was being pulled into the bowl. I floated through worlds and dreams that passed out of my memory as quickly as they passed in."

Juliun says, "And then I saw..." He blinks suddenly, as if coming out of a trance. Tilting his head foreward so that his bangs bathe his eyes in shadows, he continues. "I snapped awake in the middle of the Waste. In the daylight. Holding the orb in my hands. The tent was gone."

Juliun says, "Of the lady I never heard of again. Apparently she never leaves the Waste which is her home. I have kept the orb with me, and for anlaens every day all I would do was stare at the figures, trying to figure out their secret. Trying to figure out what they want me to know about them. No one ever bothers me, because if they do I simply show them the orb..."

Juliun smiles cryptically as he takes the orb from his pocket and smashes it against the ground. A sudden gust of wind blasts through the room as the lights give out, plunging the area into complete darkness. The soft erie notes of a violin flow out of the shadows.

Juliun darkly says, "I listen and every day I learn a little more."

Juliun cackles like a lunatic!

(Juliun snaps his fingers and the lights come back on.)

Juliun smiles.

Juliun bows.

Juliun casually observes the area.

Juliun hums cheerfully to himself.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu just arrived.

Zazu beams at Juliun!

Zazu exclaims, "oh that was wonderful!"

Juliun says, "And now, for my famous juggling ac..er..there you are"

Juliun chuckles.

Zazu leans on Juliun.

Juliun joins Zazu's group.

Zazu exclaims, "see, I save you guys, be thankful!"

Juliun winks at Zazu.

Zazu exclaims, "he throws the at audience members!"

Juliun nods.

Juliun says, "I can try and juggle you"

Juliun glances at Zazu.

Juliun is looking at Zazu very strangely.

Juliun says, "Hrm..only one though."

Juliun clucks his tongue and shakes his head.

Zazu recites:

"Okies, Cast members for the Companion play need to be backstage, cast members for Coinwize, need to be perpared."

Zazu waves.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group just arrived.

(Zazu grins as she approaches the stage, there seems to be a bounce in her step.)

Zazu smiles as she waves at her sister Chabelle.

Firannion nods to Zazu.

Zazu cheerfully says, "I have a fine performer for ye folks"

Zazu perks her ears up in delight.

Zazu cheerfully says, "in my opinion, one of the best of the best"

Zazu gazes at Firannion.

Zazu sweetly says, "but as I said before, we are bringing ye the best of the best today."

Firannion blushes a bright red color.

Zazu says, "ye know"

Zazu grins at Firannion.

Firannion smiles as nervously as a young Bardling at her first public recital.

Zazu says, "She is so many things, the manager of the troupe of the Four Winds"

Zazu grins at Firannion.

Zazu happily says, "She has written song scrolls"

Zazu asks, "and what was that in the book of Triangles?"

Zazu directs a curious meow at Firannion.

Firannion grins at Zazu.

Firannion says, "Two poems, one of which I will sing tonight."

Zazu exclaims, "well, folks, needless to say, I leave you in the fine bardic hands of Firannion!"

Zazu smiles as she dances off stage.

(Firannion bows deeply.)

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Firannion says, "It is the greatest of honours to be invited to perform here tonight."

Firannion clears her throat.

Firannion smiles with the relaxed confidence of a seasoned professional as she leans one booted foot on a low stool and fine-tunes her instrument.

Firannion says, "In my wanderings as a collector of folklore, I've discovered that midwives are one of the richest sources of traditional material. I try to seek them out wherever I go, and ask what ancient songs and tales they preserve."

Firannion listens carefully to the mahogany psaltery, plucking the strings.

Firannion says, "On a visit to Therengia, I met an Elven midwife of venerable age and sharp memory who claimed that her mother had known one of the greatest bards of all time."

Firannion says, "His name is proverbial among our guild, and we all know how to hum a happy melody of his, but few seem to know much of his history."

Firannion ponders her fingering as she quietly begins to pick out a simple but mesmerizing pattern.

Firannion says, "Perhaps I can help rectify that now. This is the story that the midwife told me, as I have set it in verse."

Firannion takes a deep breath as if about to start singing, then interrupts herself as if she had just thought of something.

Firannion says, "Incidentally, it also attempts to explain the origin of the enchante that we call Meraud's Blessing. Today we play it on stringed or percussion instruments, but the legend tells that once, and once only, it was permitted by the god to be sung."

Firannion clears her throat.

Firannion says, "So without further ado, I give you..."The Healer of Gintheru"."

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"In Langenfirth, where I had my birth

Lived a crone of the healing ways

Of Elvenkind, she could call to mind

The heroes of elder days"

Firannion lets an incipient melody rise to the surface, inspiring yet soothing, which you soon begin to think of as the Empath's Theme.

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"With many a tale she would regale

Her listeners old and young

And a sigh or two for Gintheru

The bard of the silken tongue"

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"I'd sit at her feet in Summer's heat

And when Winter's gales increased

To hear her recall the rise and fall

Of the dreadful Dragon Priests"

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"It came to pass, when she was a lass

As pretty as she was poor

A lad came oft to her parents' croft

Determined to be her wooer"

Firannion subtly introduces a rhythmic line in the bass strings whose gentle repetition suggests someone steady and dependable: the Cleric's Theme.

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"For public gaze, in those perilous days

He traveled the tinker's road

But secretly, for fear of Dzree

He was pledged to serve Meraud"

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"Beside her fire this itinerant friar

Courted her well and long

Her heart near won, but all was undone

By a bard's enticing song"

Firannion now begins to weave in the Bard's Theme: a flashier figure, like a golden thread running through a dark tapestry.

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"One Winter's night to her fireside bright

Strayed a minstrel of far-flung fame

Seeking shelter from storm, both dry and warm

And Gintheru was his name"

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"From tavern to town he bore tidings around

With music his way he paid

For a song and a tale he earned bread, cheese and ale

And the heart of an empath maid"

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"As he wandered away on the following day

He promised her he would return

When Summer was done, and the harvest begun

And the first leaves beginning to turn"

Firannion modulates into a minor key version of the Cleric's Theme, creating a sense of unease.

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"When her cleric called, she stammered and stalled

And he wondered what made her strange

But he prayed and he swore his god before

That his love would outlast the change"

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"Spring came and passed, then Summer at last

And her days seemed weary and long

Though she saw no trace of Gintheru's face

In the tavern she heard a new song"

Firannion shifts back into the Bard's Theme, this time at a more jagged, menacing tempo.

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"It made mockery of the cult of Dzree

And its singing was swiftly banned

But all who did hark said it bore the mark

Of the silken Gintheru's hand"

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"With Autumn's last leaf came news of great grief

To the lovelorn empath's ears:

Of Gintheru ta'en, to be tortured and slain

Confirming her worst fears"

Firannion softens the harsh chords into a more poignant mood as the Cleric's Theme wells up once again.

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"That cleric so good gave what comfort he could

And in time she accepted his ring

He eased her despair with tenderest care

And she promised they'd wed in the Spring"

Firannion abruptly turns the Bard's Theme into a halting, macabre march that makes your skin crawl with dread.

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"At the sound of a shout the people turned out

When a Dragon Priest troop came to town

They held a parade of some martyrs they'd made

Just to cow any malcontents down"

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"Alive but scarred and in chains came her bard

From the dungeons of deadly Dzree

His famed silken tongue, round his neck it was hung

As a warning to satirists free"

Firannion brings up the Empath's Theme once again, stirring and graceful, suggesting the transcendant power of love over oppression.

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"All but two that day turned their faces away

As that bloody procession did pass

No healer drew near, all shrank back in fear

But for one very brave Elven lass"

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"He hung his proud head and walked as if dead

No fire in Gintheru's eyes

Not once did he blink till his love forged a link

Then he started and stared in surprise"

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"The Dragon Priest guard surrounding the bard

Their spears at the empath did fling

She uttered no sound as she fell to the ground

But Gintheru started to sing"

Firannion suddenly mutes the drone strings with her left hand while her right recreates the solo voice of the Bard, then adds a more urgent version of the Cleric's Theme in counterpoint.

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"On the edge of the crowd one shouted aloud

A tinker he seemed by his wear

Though it meant his death, he'd restore her breath

So he sent up a desperate prayer"

Firannion throws her head back and howls!

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"From nowhere there strode the wolf of Meraud

The biggest that ever was seen

It first slew the guard, then nuzzled the bard

And licked all the empath's wounds clean"

Firannion concentrates hard on her instrument now, her fingers seeming to fly as she plays all three themes at once, the sound of three lives interwoven by fate.

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"Then Gintheru's song grew louder and strong

A Blessing the god had conferred

The Dragon Priests fled as the friar bowed his head

And a gasp from the empath was heard"

Firannion brings the triple theme to a crescendo and lets it drop, scraping one string with her fingernail in a sort of metallic sigh.

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"She never would tell what else befell

Betwixt these two lads and a lass

She only would say the wolf melted away

With a sound like the wind in the grass"

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"Though the fugitive bard no longer was scarred

He still bore a price on his head

She knew in her heart that again they must part

And soon into hiding he fled"

Firannion segues softly from the Bard's Theme into the Cleric's, then finally the Empath's.

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"In Springtime a bride at the bold cleric's side

That empath was destined to be

'Twas not long before a wee babe she bore

The babe that grew up to be me"

Firannion lets the melody rock slowly, like a cradle, before it fades down, leaving nothing but the bare bones of the original picking pattern.

Firannion sings in a soprano voice:

"And to this very day, I still cannot say

Though I am no longer young

Whether my sire was Meraud's holy friar

Or that bard with the silken tongue!"

Firannion smiles cryptically.

Firannion curtsies.

Firannion says, "Thank you."

Firannion grins.

Poet Firannion went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Herald Ravenstorme's group just arrived.

(Ravenstorme aproaches the front of the stage to adress you, the audiance)

Ravenstorme recites:

"Evening folks, I'd like to Introduce Seraana Dephoren. She has spent many years of her life living with the various Elven clans, studying the culture and lore. Tonight she would like to sing a song from the River Elf Clan. Very authentic as most of it is in Ilithic."

Ravenstorme beams at Seraana!

(Seraana strides to the center of the stage.)

Herald Ravenstorme went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Seraana clears her throat.

Seraana recites:

"Arn Carwu (My Heart)"

Seraana dreamily sings in a soprano voice:

"Aro nagoti gezman noren dagisni

Icutu salcen dengiz.

Aro nagoti gezman noren rahatni

Scertualu sacen gujen suwudazni."

Seraana dreamily sings in a soprano voice:

" I would wander many summers

Touching the cool ocean.

I would wander many paths

Seeking the highest wave."

Seraana sings in a soprano voice:

"Eluned, asaran ela,

Acletu ar ruhoi.

Acletu ar su.

Uchman ar langa."

Seraana sings in a soprano voice:

"Eluned, sea woman,

Bring me heaven.

Bring me the water.

Allow me peace."

Seraana calmly sings in a soprano voice:

"Aro aurcitu arn bidaya

Jaramanalu arn jan.

Aro aurcitu asaran

Jaramanalu arn oi."

Seraana calmly sings in a soprano voice:

"I find my journey

Is becoming my spirit.

I find the sea

Is becoming my home."

Seraana sings in a soprano voice:

"Eluned, asaran ela,

Acletu ar ruhoi.

Acletu ar su.

Uchman ar langa."

Seraana sings in a soprano voice:

"Eluned, sea woman,

Bring me heaven.

Bring me the water.

Allow me peace."

Seraana loudly sings in a soprano voice:

"Gocen suni taritu

Aro sinestu!

Oh, caidis, gocen suni!

Arn carwu larestualu!"

Seraana loudly sings in a soprano voice:

"Blue waters speak.

I believe.

Oh, wise, blue waters!

My heart sings!"

Seraana sings in a soprano voice:

"Eluned, asaran ela,

Acletu ar ruhoi.

Acletu ar su.

Uchman ar langa."

Seraana sings in a soprano voice:

"Eluned, sea woman,

Bring me heaven

Bring me the water.

Allow me peace."

(Seraana steps backward and curtsies, smiling at the audience.)

Seraana quietly says, "Thank you."

Seraana takes a sip of her wine.

Journeywoman Seraana went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Mistress of Ceremony Daedra just arrived.

Daedra applauds.

Taleweaver Xanzie's group just arrived.

Daedra exclaims, "Thank you Seraana for that wonderful and beautiful song!"

Daedra recites:

"We need the cast members of the Coinwize play to arrive back stage please."

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu just arrived.

Daedra says, "Thank you."

Zazu smiles as she trips onto the stage.

Daedra recites:

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I have the distinct honor in presenting our next performers. Members of the Tavern Troupe will be performing a play for you entitled, "The Companions Play". This play was written by the Tavern Troupe's own Xanzie Nikatime. Please give a warm round of applause for The Tavern Troupe!"

Daedra giggles at Zazu.

Xanzie holds hands with Zazu.

Rufhelous chuckles.

Daedra smiles over her shoulder at the Troupe as she silently exits the stage.

Mistress of Ceremony Daedra went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Bozeman leans to his left slightly.

A chorus of voices join with Isembard's leading tenor as he sings:

"A ranger has a strange and wayward life,

You must be in the wild so much of your time."

A chorus of voices join with Isembard's leading tenor as he sings:

"And not many people will truly understand,

Your need to be near nature so much of your time."

A chorus of voices join with Isembard's leading tenor as he sings:

"Very few people can bear this isolation,

And even rangers need a friend now and then."

A chorus of voices join with Isembard's leading tenor as he sings:

"The forests in southern Zoluren,

Can be frightening to those who aren't ready."

A chorus of voices join with Isembard's leading tenor as he sings:

"For the strange and magical creatures,

That such places can conjure to mind."

A chorus of voices join with Isembard's leading tenor as he sings:

"Are both beautiful and dangerous,

To all visitors to its great boughs."

A chorus of voices join with Isembard's leading tenor as he sings:

"Are both beautiful and dangerous,

To all visitors to its great boughs."

(Sammkit transforms in to a great tree in the forest)

(Azkaban transforms into a great tree in the forest.)

(Isembard transforms into a great tree in the forest.)

(Xanzie transforms into a great tree in the forest)

(Zazu transforms into a great oak tree.)

Xanzie sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Sammkit sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Azkaban sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Isembard sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

(Bozeman the Ranger steps tentatively into the area, looking around at the foliage and underbrush.)

Bozeman sings in a contrabass voice:

"For many moons I have trained and studied

I have fought and conquered and learned

Of nature at it's best and worst

And like many a ranger I am impassioned

By all this grand world has to offer

Still seems as if something I am missing."

Azkaban sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Xanzie sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Xanzie moans.

Zazu sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Sammkit sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Azkaban sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Isembard sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Bozeman casually observes the area.

Bozeman sings in a contrabass voice:

"There is a need I must try and fulfill

One of more than your average friendship

To be companion and friend and provider

To befriend something so wild, only I can comprehend

Someone whose needs and loyalties are the same

Who will fill this blank space in my soul?"

Bozeman casually observes the area.

Azkaban sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Isembard sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Zazu sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Sammkit sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

(Rufhelous the Bear pushes through the bushes in search of food, he spies Bozeman the Ranger and grumbles quietly.)

Bozeman sings in a contrabass voice:

"A bear is a mighty and fine friend of the forest

His size gives one pause for one thoughtful of attack

His voice is a great bellow of what soon shall come.

Such a beast could protect me,

Such a beast would need no assistance

To befriend him would surely be the grandest of feats "

(Bozeman gets corn from his backpack.)

(Bozeman offers the corn to Rufhelous, the Bear.)

Rufhelous sniffs at Bozeman.

Rufhelous sings:

"What is this creature who intrudes in my woods

What manner of beast could he be?

I have no need of a beast on to feet

You can't just come to me, food for my friendship

I can fend for myself and don't need your charity

So if you don't mind I'll be on my way."

Rufhelous roars in a frustrated rage!

(Rufhelous the Bear leaves the Ranger standing there and goes on it's lumbering ay back into the forest.)

Bozeman sighs.

Bozeman sings in a contrabass voice:

"It is true that a bear would need nothing from me

And no proper ranger would hide behind a bear

He would sleep too much of the time

And always wake up hungry

What if this ranger had nothing to offer him?

I wonder if bears would eat rangers as well."

Bozeman shudders.

Azkaban sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Zazu sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Sammkit sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Isembard sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Xanzie sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

A chorus of voices join with Isembard's leading tenor as he sings:

"To be needed and wanted as much as you need,

Isn't that what everyone hopes for?"

A chorus of voices join with Isembard's leading tenor as he sings:

"There must be a creature that could offer that balance,

When he comes, Ranger, you shall know."

A chorus of voices join with Isembard's leading tenor as he sings:

"Hope comes in many shapes and sizes,

And if you wait you shall behold your own."

Azkaban sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Isembard sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Zazu sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

(Sammkit the Badger rustles some leaves as he wanders into the area.)

Sammkit glares at Bozeman.

Bozeman sings in a contrabass voice:

"The badger is a foul-tempered, bad-mannered beast

How many friends do you think that he has?

But I don't think I'm willing to offer my hand

To a beast that would bite my hand just to spite my heart

If I could make him trust and be a true friend to him

Would he follow me anywhere I wished to go?"

Bozeman looks thoughtfully at Sammkit.

Sammkit rancidly sings in a countertenor voice:

"You are a fool boy to think that this badger

Is going anywhere with the likes of your kind

I have seen better food on the end of a stick, Ranger

And as for company I have my own kind

I wouldn't look twice at your offerings of friendship

I am a badger, please don't waste my time."

Sammkit growls ferociously!

(Sammkit the Badger wanders off not looking back.)

Isembard sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Zazu sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Azkaban sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Xanzie sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Bozeman frowns.

Bozeman sings in a contrabass voice:

"'A fool' says the badger. 'Intruder' claims the bear

What possibilities do I have sitting here?

All I have to offer is my friendship and my food.

Is there no creature that would take me as its own?

When there's so much I can offer, and it seems like so little now.

Please send me a sign Kuniyo, tell me what I can do."

A chorus of voices join with Isembard's leading tenor as he sings:

"On that day in the Crossing guild,

Remember what Kalika said to you."

A chorus of voices join with Isembard's leading tenor as he sings:

"Go south to Leth, the right spot you shall know,

From the wilds your heart calls to it."

A chorus of voices join with Isembard's leading tenor as he sings:

"From the woods it will come,

And if you wait you shall behold your own."

Isembard sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Sammkit sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Xanzie sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Xanzie moans.

Azkaban sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

(Zazu the Cougar enters the area without a noise.)

Zazu's tail undulates lazily through the air.

(Bozeman the Ranger glances at the cougar)

Bozeman sings in a contrabass voice:

"A powerful and ferocious beast is the cougar

Its presents demands respect and caution

But would I live to tell the tale

To show my world outside this wood

Mistress Cougar would you befriend me?

Or would I simply offer you your next meal."

(Zazu the cougar gazes at the ranger.)

Zazu reaches over and flicks Bozeman's ear, casting an admonitory glance at him.

Zazu sings in a soprano voice:

"I am hungry. Are you lunch?

What creature are you to come into the woods?

Offer your friendship, offer your hand

The hand I bite shall feed me well tonight.

I do not wish to follow you, but if you wish

You may stay and keep me company for dinner"

Zazu purrs happily in Bozeman's general direction.

(Zazu the cougar scratches absently at one of the trees.)

Zazu gazes at her claws.

Xanzie winces.

Bozeman sings in a contrabass voice:

"This ranger is no fool, you see

I will not step into your lair

Go from this place, devouring beast

I will offer my friendship somewhere else

I fear I will not ever find

My one true companion."

Zazu flicks her ears restlessly.

(Azkaban another Tree giggles at Xanzie.)

Zazu flicks her tail peevishly.

(Zazu the cougar slinks off into the trees.)

Sammkit sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Isembard sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Sammkit sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Xanzie sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

A chorus of voices join with Isembard's leading tenor as he sings:

"Hope dear ranger, hope will come,

With the dawning of the day."

Zazu's soprano, Bozeman's contrabass, Sammkit's countertenor and Xanzie's mezzo-soprano join with Isembard's tenor as he sings:

"And as you offer your corn to the ground,

It will come timid as the daybreak."

Zazu's soprano, Bozeman's contrabass, Sammkit's countertenor and Xanzie's mezzo-soprano join with Isembard's tenor as he sings:

"You're companion will come to you,

And if you wait you shall behold your own."

(Bozeman drops his corn.)

(Bozeman the Ranger hides behind Zazu the tree.)

(Zazu the tree stands a little taller, lifting her strong limbs.)

(Azkaban the Baby Raccoon sneaks in the room.)

Zazu quietly says, "rustle, rustle, rustle"

Isembard quietly says, "rustle rustle"

Sammkit quietly says, "rustle rustle"

Bozeman frets.

Azkaban sings in a tenor voice:

"Carefully I come to the clearing

What's that I hear nearby?

I should not wander into the open

Where hawks and cougars and bears can find me

But I'm so hungry and terribly alone

What can I do to ease my emptiness?"

(Azkaban as the Baby Racoon sniffs at the corn.)

(Azkaban the Baby Raccoon eats some wild corn)

(Bozeman the Ranger steps out of hiding)

Isembard sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Sammkit sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

(Azkaban the Baby Raccoon shies away from the ranger.)

Bozeman sings in a contrabass voice:

"Child of the forest, how may I serve?

I have food and companionship to offer

This world is not always safe for us

But if we travel it together we could find

A little bit of comfort with each other

And a little peace of mind"

Azkaban smiles at Bozeman.

Azkaban sings in a tenor voice:

"Dear Ranger, thank you for all that you give

To serve and be served, is a wonderful thought.

I am still small, but as I grow I will learn

To protect and be true to those that I love

Companionship is what I most hope for

Dear Ranger, I will go out there with you."

(Bozeman holds Azkaban, the wee little raccoon.)

Azkaban's tenor joins with Bozeman's contrabass as he sings:

"Now we two will go from here

And be with each other in each other's world

Forest and city, road and field

We know each other a way only we can comprehend

In harmony with nature and with each other's heart

Together always 'til the Gods send us apart"

Sammkit sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Isembard sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Sammkit sways gracefully about in an elegant dance.

Zazu's soprano, Bozeman's contrabass, Sammkit's countertenor and Xanzie's mezzo-soprano join with Isembard's tenor as he sings:

"Into the world you go out together,

Companions protecting and growing as one."

Zazu's soprano, Bozeman's contrabass, Sammkit's countertenor and Xanzie's mezzo-soprano join with Isembard's tenor as he sings:

"In harmony with each other and with nature around you,

You have each other and only you can comprehend."

A chorus of voices join with Isembard's leading tenor as he sings:

"Your hearts beat together every moment in time,

Together always 'til the Gods send you apart."

Bozeman smiles.

(Bozeman the Ranger walks out of the forest with his new companion.)

(Azkaban the Baby Raccoon leaps into Bozeman's arms)

Bozeman bows.

Isembard bows.

Zazu smiles at the Ranger and his Companion.

Rufhelous bows.

Zazu bows.

Sammkit bows.

Azkaban bows.

Zazu exclaims, "thank you all!"

Zazu flicks her felt hat with the edges of her fingers, setting it at a jaunty angle on the back of her head.

Xanzie bows.

Zazu recites:

"Lets here it for the troupe!"

Zazu exclaims, "what a fine play!"

Zazu applauds.

Rufhelous lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Rufhelous applauds.

Azkaban gets an impish expression on his face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Xanzie curtsies.

(Zazu stomps her foot loudly.)

Zazu appears to be listening intently for something.

Rufhelous winks.

Bozeman praises Xanzie.

Zazu exclaims, "thank you again!"

Bard Isembard went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Xanzie waves.

Sammkit bows.

Zazu smiles at Xanzie.

Taleweaver Xanzie's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Zazu says, "I'd like to do a final call for the cast members of Coinwize"

Zazu exclaims, "Quyba, if you are up there, come on down!"

Zazu cheerfully says, "I am goin to shuffle the next few performances to accomodate a missing cast member"

Zazu grins like an idiot.

Zazu cheerfully says, "I do appreciate your patience."

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Zazu happily says, "I need the following performers to meet me backstage: Lethargy, Rhaury, and Llywelfynn"

Zazu sweetly says, "if the Bawdy Balladeers are afoot, please come see me"

Zazu grins like an idiot.

Zazu happily exclaims, "Folks, I tell ya, things are just now startin to cook!"

Zazu smiles as she winks at you.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group just arrived.

Zazu smiles sweetly as she walks to the center of the stage, she is leaning on Michie.

Zazu curls her tail around Michie's waist.

Zazu flicks her felt hat with the edges of her fingers, setting it at a jaunty angle on the back of her head.

Zazu sweetly says, "Folks, I would like to introduce to you, a persona friend of mine, and a fave performer."

Michie smiles at Zazu.

Zazu happily says, "Michie has a way of making folks smile, and bringing people together. She is truly a treasure."

Zazu gazes at Michie.

Michie blushes a bright red color.

Zazu cheerfully says, "I have asked her to step in at the last moment to sing a couple of songs while I search for cast members"

Zazu perks her ears up in delight.

Zazu exclaims, "lets give it up for Michie!"

Zazu applauds.

Michie nods to Zazu.

Zazu lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Zazu smiles as she skips off stage.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Michie says, "I heard this song from Andante who heard it from Malorie, who heard it from Darkel, who said it was first sung by R. Farran, a great bard.""

Michie innocently sings in an alto voice:

"A dragon has come to our village today.

We've asked him to leave, but he won't go away.

Now he's talked to our king and they worked out a deal:

No homes will he burn and no crops will he steal.""

Michie darkly sings in an alto voice:

"There is but one catch, we dislike it a bunch--

Twice a year he invites him a virgin to lunch.

Well, we've no other choice, so the deal we'll respect,

But we can't help but wonder and pause to reflect...""

Michie gnaws on her lip.

Michie wryly sings in an alto voice:

"Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?

Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?""

(Michie holds up her hands questioningly)

Michie sings in an alto voice:

"We'd like to be shed you, and many have tried,

But no one can get through your thick scaly hide.

We hope that some day, some brave knight will come by,

'Cause we can't wait around 'til you're too fat to fly.""

Michie chuckles.

Michie sings in an alto voice:

"You have such good taste in your women for sure,

They always are pretty, they always are pure,

But your notion of dining, it makes us all flinch,

For your favorite entree is barbecued wench.""

Michie shudders.

Michie wryly sings in an alto voice:

"Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?

Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?""

Michie coyly sings in an alto voice:

"Now we've found a solution, it works out so neat,

If you insist on nothing but virgins to eat,

No more will our number ever grow small,

We'll simply make sure there's no virgins at all!"""

Michie wryly sings in an alto voice:

"Do virgins taste better than those who are not?

Are they salty, or sweeter, more juicy or what?

Do you savor them slowly? Gulp them down on the spot?

Do virgins taste better than those who are not?""

Michie curtsies.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu just arrived.

Zazu lets out a hearty cheer for Michie!

Zazu says, "thank you dear!'"

Zazu winks at Michie.

Michie beams at Zazu!

Zazu quietly says, "I bet that livened things up."

Zazu giggles a little oddly.

Michie chuckles.

Zazu loudly exclaims, "Okies folks! We have moved back the play, Coinwize and are bringing up our next performer. I hope you enjoy!"

Zazu giggles.

Zazu holds hands with Michie.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Guard Dareth's group just arrived.

Dareth says, "well it has been quite an evening"

Ravenstorme says, "Aye ye said it mate"

Dareth asks, "dont you think ravenstorme?"

Ravenstorme says, "Oh me head still spinning"

Ravenstorme chuckles.

Dareth says, "all this performers in one place"

Dareth nods to Ravenstorme.

Dareth says, "I know what you mean"

Ravenstorme exclaims, "Aye too much ego for one small keep!"

Dareth laughs!

Dareth asks, "and you know what?"

Ravenstorme says, "Well that doesnt apply to our next songster"

Ravenstorme peers quizzically at Dareth.

Dareth chuckles.

Dareth says, "we are not done yet"

Ravenstorme moans.

Dareth says, "we have many more coming up"

(Ravenstorme looks ready to pass out)

Ravenstorme says, "Well I hear Lethargy is ready to bring the house down for us now"

Dareth ducks his head.

Ravenstorme asks, "Pehaps we stop hamming and give her the stage?"

Jester Lethargy just arrived.

Dareth nods to Ravenstorme.

Lethargy gives Ravenstorme a smooch.

Ravenstorme just hugged Lethargy.

Lethargy gives Dareth a smooch.

Dareth says, "lets hear it for letahargy"

Lethargy winks.

Lethargy preens. Someone's pleased with herself!

Dareth applauds.

Ravenstorme lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Guard Dareth's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Lethargy recites:

"And now, "The Dance of the Katars", by Lethargy Silkyfingers."

Lethargy gets a midnight black katar from inside her weapon harness.

Lethargy gets an ivory-hilted katar from inside her weapon harness.

Lethargy sings in a soprano voice:

"The Dance of the Katar is quite a special one indeed

Born in lushest eastern land, out of salacious need

The twirls and slashes of the dance, are frightful in their form

With stinging, o'erwhelming force like sudden desert storms..."

Lethargy shows you all the contrasting katars, one ivory white, the other midnight black, and she starts to twirl, slowly.

Lethargy longingly sings in a soprano voice:

"When man or damsel draws one forth to do the fiery dance

'tis clear they have desire in their each and every glance

The veils that hide the secrets and which foster raw deceit

Are slashed and fall, like childish toys, unneeded, at your feet..."

Lethargy begins to spin more urgently now, the katars flashing so quickly that they appear a white and black blur.

Toe bells jangling rhythmically, Lethargy stamps her feet in a light shimmer of sound.

Lethargy sings in a soprano voice:

"The protestations of the dancers fall from traitor lips

True emotion 'stead revealed by willing eyes and hips

The sensuous involvement of a body in that motion

Is monstrously intoxicating, more than any potion!"

Lethargy slashes the air as her body strains to maintain the flashing pace. An exotic humming from the blades provides a counterpoint to her sultry voice.

Lethargy hauntingly sings in a soprano voice:

"Blades will whirl with fiendish skill in time to heart's hot beat

While cleverness and lusty purpose drive the stamping feet

The gleaming silver edge which fairly sizzles through the air

Is altar and the offering, of soul itself laid bare."

Lethargy kicks one foot out in a graceful arc, and with a dip of her shoulders and a tinkling of toe bells, she pirouettes in a dazzling spin!

Lethargy sings in a soprano voice:

"Bodies glisten, touch-sense 'listens', heady scents hang cloyingly

Deep and musky, jasmine, saffron, wreathe around enjoyingly-

The Dance demands totality of purpose from those who attempt it

Divine hybrid, body/bodkin, joined so smooth one might have dreamt it..."

Toe bells jingling in a staccato cadence and feet a blur of motion, Lethargy throws her head back and lifts her arms high in the sheer joy of dance.

Lethargy abandons herself to the sheer joy of dancing, her chest heaving with the effort, katars weaving around her.

Lethargy sings in a soprano voice:

"Katar dancing melds a mortal to eternal, living blade

Steaming flesh, analogous, to fiery forge where Katar's made

Dance leaves dancer panting, flushed, in tune with desert's stormy season

Cold katar remains unchanged, ultimate tool of unreason..."

Lethargy dreamily sings in a soprano voice:

"When the dancers and the watchers go their way to consummate

Season's coming, the katar remains vital, lust incarnate

The dance is never truly finished, mortal weakness, brief cessation

Human passion, iron's fashion, seasons passing, hesitation...

And then, the dance begins anew..."

Lethargy stops her twirls suddenly, coming to an abrupt halt. She stands quietly, the contrasting katars held straight out from her body, arms quivering slightly with fatigue, as her breathing slows. She slowly looks up...

Lethargy curtsies.

Lethargy puts her katar in her weapon harness.

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Lethargy smiles sheepishly.

Lethargy recites:

"And now, Your Majesty, Friends, may I humbly present for you all the story of a man who became a paladin... years after he had joined the guild. I give ye "Faith", by Lethargy Silkyfingers."

Lethargy tiredly says, "The man gazed out at the distant horizon, heat waves shimmering off the bleak landscape before him, and wiped the sweat from his brow with one shaking hand. He had been marching straight across this desert for 5 days, following the call that only he could hear. About the boy, the boy..."

Lethargy says, "As he rested a moment, uncorking his waterskin for a short drink, he contemplated how he had arrived to this point. It had been years since he had joined the guild, pledged to the service of the blind God of Justice..."

Lethargy says, "The desert hardpan in front of him was certainly the most tormenting terrain he had encountered since the violent, dirty, impoverished streets of his childhood. He recalled fighting with feral dogs over scraps of food, being cold and alone, and being frightened, almost continually."

Lethargy dreamily says, "He remembered the day when he had seen a company of knights gallop by in formation, to resist an invasion at the city gates, and how he had followed them there. Why? He could not now remember. But it made no matter; watching them in defense of the town, of each other, of their noble miens, he realized that this was what he wanted."

Lethargy says, "He remembered the scarred but serviceable plate armor, tower shield, and the overused sword and spear which were given to him as he gave his oath upon joining the Guild of the Paladins, and the impregnable joy he'd had to no longer feel helpless, alone."

Lethargy harshly says, "...And all that had been more than 5 years ago, he thought to himself as he began trudging forward once more into the bright sun. His armor had been left behind less than a day into the desert, and his shield and spear had followed the next day. His face was badly burned, and his waterskin hung nearly empty at his side. The fatigue he felt was bone-deep, and the sword sheathed at his hip caused his side to ache. And still the desert went on."

Lethargy says, "As the sun neared the horizon that fifth evening, he stopped in dismay as he received another image of the boy. He stood in darkness, tears etching through the dirt on his face, mouth opened in wordless scream... a wordless scream which keened through the knight like a lance, sending him crashing to the desert hardpan."

Lethargy sings in a soprano voice:

"Who is this boy? I think I know...

His eyes, why do they haunt me so?

Across this deadly sea of sand

My call is urging me to go."

Lethargy sings in a soprano voice:

"I can't let fear leave me unmanned-

My sword, I carry, in my hand

Though, I fear, to no avail

As Fate drags me across this land."

Lethargy sings in a soprano voice:

"My steps grow weary 'long this trail-

To save this boy I dare not fail!

Else Hope and Faith will bow to Fear

And leave me hollow, weak, and frail."

Lethargy sings in a soprano voice:

"And so, in Faith, I shed no tear,

My path, to save him, fully clear...

For in my head, my oath does speak:

"To build strong walls around the weak!""

Lethargy smiles weakly as she closes her eyes, as though to rest a time...

Lethargy says, "When morning came, he found that he did not have the strength to lift his sword to buckle it back on. Drawing it, the tip scraping the ground, he reaffirmed his oath to save the boy that his God had shown him, and stuck it, upright and point first, into the sand, a marker of his own defiance of fate."

Lethargy tiredly says, "Finally, a mere day later, he stumbled from the desert into a set of low hills, and weakly began to climb. All he carried with him was the now-empty waterskin, and the lightest of packs he could manage. When he came finally to a small stream, he drank with abandon after a short prayer. While drinking, he noticed his reflection..."

Lethargy gasps!

Lethargy painfully says, "The visage he saw was scarce recognizable..."

Lethargy hauntingly sings in a soprano voice:

"Close every door to me,

Take all I have from me,

Knights of the True Faith

Are never alone."

Lethargy hauntingly sings in a soprano voice:

"I'm just one warrior,

My God's lowly courier,

Have I done some evil

For which I now atone?"

Lethargy hopelessly sings in a soprano voice:

"I pray I can find,

Some small peace of mind,

While frail faith and courage

Lie in these old bones..."

Lethargy smiles sadly, as unshed tears blur her vision.

Lethargy says, "He began to climb into the mountains, the call he had pushing him beyond his strength to manage the arduous ascent. As he strode toward the mountain's zenith, it grew colder and colder, knifing through the thin, desert shredded clothing until it felt to him as if he had never been warm before in his life."

Lethargy says, "As he reached the tops of the mountains, he saw the opening of a cave. It was within that his vision urged him to go. Drawing a deep breath of the frigid air, he ducked his head and went inside."

Lethargy hesitantly asks, "As his eyes adjusted to the gloom, he realized that the cold had abated somewhat and that the wind was absent. A short tunnel led inward into the mountainside, and he could sense the vision hovering behind his eyes, the call urging him down that tunnel. Despite the pull, he paused to think. His armor, his weapons...all that had made him a paladin were now gone, left behind in the killer desert. What good was it to continue on?"

Lethargy says, "Resolutely, he squared his shoulders and dismissed those thoughts. He advanced down the tunnel, cautiously, the darkness giving way to a dim light off ahead..."

Lethargy says, "He came to a small cavern, in which he saw, limned in a hollow light, the boy of his vision. Dried tears had streaked through the grime on his face, and his eyes were clear, but pinched. Behind the boy, a figure of darkness stood, malevolent eyes gleaming redly in the darkness."

Lethargy says, ""Ah", said the penumbra of darkness, "I see all the players are finally here.""

Lethargy mockingly sings in a soprano voice:

""What's this I see? What doth approach?

Mine enemy's Knight, come to take my Pawn..."

The scorn was pure, vengeful reproach-

Cold words from the Void: a weapon drawn."

Lethargy inhales a great swallow of air.

Lethargy says, "The man's hands flexed at his side, seeming to quest on their own for a sword, a spear, something, before he conciously remembered that he had nothing. Not even his armor. He swallowed with his mouth dry, but managed in a firm voice: "I have come for the boy of my vision.""

Lethargy smiles sadly, sighing softly.

Lethargy says, "The Void spoke to him, thus:"

Lethargy mockingly sings in a soprano voice:

"Will you die for him alone, in cold?

Would you lose your place in memory?

Is life worth nil, to be so sold,

To leave this warm world's reverie?"

Lethargy quietly says, "The man gazed again upon the face of the boy. There was something familiar, something he could almost recognize, but not quite place. He took minute interest in the boy's eyes, eyes which were clear and frightened, eyes scarce daring to hope, eyes which had seen much pain already. His eyes blurred with tears and he answered:"

Lethargy sings in a soprano voice:

""Aye, Fiend, I would die for him,

Free him, I'll stand his doom!"

The Void mocked, in fury grim:

"Then down, fool, embrace your tomb!""

Lethargy kneels down.

Lethargy hauntingly says, "The man knelt before the figure of the Void, alone, tired, gaunt. He could no longer see the boy's face through his brimming tears, and the hum of a refrain played through his mind: "To build strong walls around the weak!""

Lethargy gnaws on her lip.

Lethargy sadly says, "The man died alone in that dark, high place."

A tear runs down Lethargy's face.

Lethargy firmly says, "But a paladin was born my friends..."

Lethargy smiles fiercely through her tears and whispers loudly: "A Paladin was born."

Lethargy stands up.

Lethargy curtsies.

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Lethargy says, "I do love a large...."

Lethargy says, "audience"

Lethargy calmly says, "Now, Your Majesty, Ladies and Gentlemen! 'Tis me pleasure tae perform "Marionette", choreographed and performed by Lethargy Silkfingers! Ye be welcome tae sing along, an ye wish it..."

Lethargy beams!

Lethargy wistfully says, "This song and accompanying dance piece is dedicated tae folks who do nae see their own worth, but instead believe they exist for another..."

Lethargy reaches into her backpack and withdraws a make-up kit, turning away from you to carefully alter her appearance.

Lethargy checks her reflection in a small hand mirror in her kit, and replaces it into her backpack. She then pulls a rig of what looks like a tangle of string connected to a cross of wood, still facing away from you.

Lethargy enigmatically says, "Who you think you may be is not always what you are. What others think you are is never the sum total of what makes you an individual. Sometimes, it is very, very hard to define what you are by your own standards, and not someone else's. Very, extremely hard... and painful..."

Lethargy whispers theatrically: "But worth it!"

Lethargy tosses the cross upwards to the ceiling where it loops itself over the rafters and down into the shadows to the side of the stage, whereupon she untangles the cords and proceeds to attach strings to her head, hands, arms, shoulders, and legs, all the while keeping her face from your sight.

Lethargy turns in a sudden whirl, sways loose-jointed, and nearly tilts enough to fall, then she makes eye contact with each of you in turn, her head bobbing at the end of the strings.

Lethargy winks outrageously at you, as you take in the effect of her make-up... The glaringly white facepaint gives her an artificial look, and the carefully touched rouge-circles on her cheekbones and bright red lipstick almost convince you she's pulled a switch and substituted a real marionette for herself!

Lethargy hauntingly sings in a soprano voice:

"Marionette girl, where did you come from?

Marionette girl, who sent you?

Marionette girl, always be near me!

Marionette girl, always be true!"

Lethargy has been standing limply, cleverly making the sound of the music seem to come from offstage somewhere. She glances over at the shadows, where you see the vague outline of what could be a man's profile, holding something cross-like in his hands.

Lethargy gestures with jerky movements at the cords trailing up to the ceiling as she reaches into her backpack...

Lethargy gets a white ironwood lyre from inside her small oilcloth case.

Lethargy listens carefully to the white ironwood lyre, plucking the strings.

Lethargy sings in a soprano voice:

"Wrapped in these silken chains I am trussed,

Moved at another's fevered desire.

I have no choice, in Master I trust,

Soothing his brow with the sounds of my lyre..."

You listen with appreciation as Lethargy plays a gentle lullaby with consummate skill.

Lethargy finishes playing on her white ironwood lyre.

Lethargy puts her lyre in her small oilcloth case.

Lethargy begins to prance about prettily, flouncing first on one leg, then on the other, building up in tempo until she's twirling crazily and nearly falling time and again!

Lethargy sings in a soprano voice:

"At the end of my tethers I swing to his beat-

Glissade and jete, pirouette, pirouette...

His "Precious" he calls me, contented, replete-

I am what he wants, his marionette."

Lethargy hauntingly sings in a soprano voice:

"Marionette girl, where did you come from?

Marionette girl, who sent you?

Marionette girl, always be near me!

Marionette girl, always be true!"

Lethargy spins dizzyingly first one way, then the other, and ends posing en pointe, before collapsing bonelessly to the ground. She cleverly mimes being picked up and carried, and being set down once more.

Lethargy sings in a soprano voice:

"The way that he wants me is lifeless and wooden

His favorite use-toy, his perfect play-thing,

He brings me to life whenever he wants me

The same and the same and the same, unchanging..."

Lethargy sits immobile, arms, legs, and head dangling under their own weight.

Lethargy sings in a soprano voice:

"For when he is done to my shelf do I go,

There to await his next set of commands...

Alone, in the dark, sharp frustration I know,

Anticipating his next-time demands."

Lethargy raises one hand, imploringly, to the strings which stretch from her to the ceiling.

Lethargy hauntingly sings in a soprano voice:

"Marionette girl, where did you come from?

Marionette girl, who sent you?

Marionette girl, always be near me!

Marionette girl, always be true!"

Lethargy looks upward as if by a jerk on her strings, and her whitely painted face is outlined starkly in a moonbeam.

Lethargy excitedly sings in a soprano voice:

"Whilst I'm in darkness, my own darkness 'whelms me,

Pulling me off of my pedestal height.

Wildly stamping, I'm twirling and dancing, as

Passion rips out of me into the night!"

Lethargy leaps from her pedestal, and with evident passion, moves across the floor in a strong string of leaps, to end gracefully in arabesque, en pointe, slowly turning...

Lethargy sings in a soprano voice:

"But what hides beneath my own painted veneer?

All that he sees for himself is himself...

He lifts me, he plays me, but what does it matter

If nothing's inside me I've saved for myself?"

Lethargy lowers from pointe to dance furiously away from you, body language fierce and angry, as she spins and leaps in her empty room...

Lethargy hauntingly sings in a soprano voice:

"Marionette girl, where did you come from?

Marionette girl, who sent you?

Marionette girl, always be near me!

Marionette girl, always be true!"

Lethargy comes to a halt, once again in the moonbeam, but now her face is shadowed by the column of strings rising to the rafters, her breathing rapid, but controlled...

Lethargy sings in a soprano voice:

"Frenetic expression draws slow to a close

As breathlessly I find myself resolute.

Can it be done, can a freedom be close?

To bolster my courage, I withdraw my flute..."

Lethargy gets a walnut flute with silver keys from inside her woodwind case.

Lethargy plays a haunting melody on her flute, as she stands motionlessly. The poignant, mournful sounds fill the room as the marionette begins to spin, slowly now, the seamless tune merging and complimenting her graceful pirouettes...

Lethargy puts her flute in her woodwind case.

Lethargy gets a thin steel dagger etched with the insignia of the Bards' Guild from inside her top boots.

Lethargy sings in a soprano voice:

"With steel in my heart, I take steel in my hand-

The steel in my eyes rings my destiny, thrice...

I reach to my chains, to those wondrous silk bands,

And give to each tether an impulsive slice!"

Lethargy raises her dagger to cut the fine cords stretching above her to the rafters. As each strand parts, the marionette gasps with something like pain, shuddering. The jerkiness of the movements increases, and as you watch in morbid fascination, tears begin to etch their way through the facepaint, to trickle in rivulets to her chin, to the ground.

Lethargy collapses as the last strings part beneath her blade. She lands in a heap, and huddles there, seeming unable to move more than twitching her arms, her legs, her head.

Lethargy drops a thin steel dagger etched with the insignia of the Bards' Guild.

Lethargy helplessly sings in a soprano voice:

"Marionette girl, what will you now do?

Marionette girl, brave the unknown!

Marionette girl, who will care for you?

Marionette girl, now you're alone..."

A tear runs down Lethargy's face.

Lethargy struggles for a short eternity, but, at last!, she is able to lift her head with great effort. More muscles begin to respond to her commands, and gradually she finds herself standing shakingly, wonderingly, the tears glistening on her cheek, but no longer falling...

Lethargy covers her face with her hands, and turns away from you.

Lethargy pirouettes gracefully to face you again, her make-up now gone so you can see her true face: her expression is fearful and tentative, but also with a growing sense of determination...

Lethargy suddenly launches herself into a seeming chaotic frenzy of steps, the cadence of her dance surpassing what has gone before. Twirls, leaps, spins, and rolls tumble one into the other so quickly and smoothly that you can't help but start clapping, faster and faster to keep the beat...

Lethargy gets a delicate crystal fife set with tiny blood-red rubies from inside her woodwind case.

Lethargy hardly slows her mad dance as she brings the crystal fife to her lips and a fierce melody leaps joyfully from it. The fife seems to pulse with an inner unquenchable life of its own as it is played...

You listen with appreciation as Lethargy plays a fierce march with incredible dexterity.

Lethargy smiles as she lands from an awesome leap, her dance completed, chest heaving for breath, as the last notes from her fife drift off into the sudden silence.

Lethargy finishes playing on her crystal fife.

Lethargy stands stock still amongst the scattered cords littering the floor, her fife clasped tightly, her face flushed, her breathing slowing as she holds the pose. She looks up to meet your gaze...

Lethargy's performance ends.

Lethargy curtsies.

Lethargy picks up a thin steel dagger etched with the insignia of the Bards' Guild.

Lethargy puts her dagger in her top boots.

Lethargy puts her fife in her woodwind case.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group just arrived.

Zazu beams at Lethargy!

Llywelfynn winks at Lethargy.

Lethargy beams at Zazu!

Lethargy just blew Llywelfynn a kiss.

Zazu asks, "will ya sing one more dear?"

Zazu gazes at Lethargy.

Lethargy asks, "shall I?"

Lethargy casually observes the area.

Zazu exclaims, "folks, I love this bard!"

Zazu gives Lethargy a smooch.

Lethargy blushes a splotchy, mottled color.

Zazu exclaims, "please do sweetie, I know they love you!"

Lethargy beams at Zazu!

Zazu applauds.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Lethargy recites:

"And tae conclude my performance tonight, with your indulgence, your Majesty, I offer "The Last Free Voice", by Lethargy Silkyfingers."

Lethargy recites:

"Ages ago, when the kingdoms of mortals were yet new upon the face of Elanthia, bards were the chroniclers of history, the keepers of the lore of the people. They were masters of entertainment, certainly, but the very epitome of the craft was made manifest by those who used their songs and stories as a vehicle for teaching."

Lethargy recites:

"In the days when the human king Talirendrick yet reigned, near on a thousand years ago, one of the greatest of the Lorekeepers was a bardess named Eillie. Our histories refer to her as being one of the most creative storytellers of the bardic tradition."

Lethargy recites:

"Eillie was known amongst both the nobility and the common folk, among lowly tradesmen and Great Mages. She was known for the innovative styles she used, for her ability to reach all types of people in her audience, and for the way her stories carried levels upon levels of meaning."

Lethargy recites:

"Long a favorite of the populace, Eillie was approached by the king and his circle of grand mages and commissioned for a special task. His Majesty Talirendrick explained that relations with a neighboring people were becoming strained, and despite a long history of peace, it was becoming clear that war threatened."

Lethargy recites:

"He wished Eillie, as the veritable Mistress of her craft, to develop a story which would put the people into an understanding of the need for a possible war, that they would not be caught unawares. He and his council stressed the dangers to the people if they were not ready for battle when battle threatened at their own gates."

Lethargy recites:

"Eillie readily agreed, understanding what was needed. Though regretting the need for blood, she realized that the king spoke only truth: should war sweep into the kingdom, the people would need to be ready for it. She began her work immediately, planning to accomplish her task within the king's requested deadline of 3 months."

Lethargy recites:

"She traveled within the capital city, and then throughout the nearby villages, gaining the necessary tools with which to craft her tale by meeting with Talirendrick's people so as to understand their motivations and fears, and to thus be able to reach them all the more effectively."

Lethargy recites:

"Over many weeks, she carefully assembled her tale, using the ingredients she collected in her travels. A measure of legendary heroes, a dash of romance, a sprinkle of the mysteries of the gods- all became elements of the story she would share with her expected audience."

Lethargy darkly says, "It was upon her return to the capital that she learned the reasons behind the king's request, and then, only by accident."

Lethargy recites:

"Working late into the night in the shadowy corner of her favorite inn's common room, as was her usual custom, she chanced to overhear two men speak. The gist of what was said turned her blood to ice: it was Talirendrick who was planning to be the aggressor, not the neighboring people! It was to be a war of conquest, when none such was needed!"

Lethargy recites:

"To confirm these revelations, she undertook to travel to the neighboring lands, and sojourned amongst the people there, and learned of no preparations for war. She could find no inkling of perceived hostility, no evidence of danger to her people from these. It was then that she returned to her own city, to complete the story she planned to tell instead of that desired by the king."

Lethargy recites:

"Nearly quivering with rage, she detailed Talirendrick's plans to initiate hostilities with their neighbors to the other senior bardic talents. They shared her rage about being plunged into an unnecessary war, especially in which they would be perceived as the aggressors! As one, they agreed to support her when the time came to tell her tale."

Lethargy recites:

"Scribing furiously and with little sleep, Eillie finished the new tale in time for the king's deadline. And the day arrived for her to perform it."

Lethargy recites:

"Surrounded by a coterie of her bardic circle, she faced her audience: the King, his grand mages, his court, and as many of her countrymen who could make their way to the event. Supported by the music of the others, she began her tale."

Lethargy recites:

"Such a tale! The people were riveted! She told a tale of open friendship, of kindness to strangers, of fellowship, and finally of lasting peace."

Lethargy angrily says, "Talirendrick was not pleased when he realized the direction of the story and the obstruction it would cause to his plans of conquest. He motioned his guardsmen to interrupt, but the circle of bards surrounding Ellie changed their music but slightly, and Demriss' Resolve dropped those who intended harm."

Lethargy recites:

"When the Grand Mages finally entered the struggle against the bards, the city folk scattered to the winds rather than be caught by stray fire. The linked minstrels began to chant the Naming of the Tears, but though it helped defeat individual spells, they were in the end taken prisoner by the overwhelming numbers the king could bring to bear."

Lethargy harshly says, "Days later, bloodied and beaten, Eillie was brought forth once again to face the crowd summoned by the king's will, but this time not to tell a story."

Lethargy gets a wide-bladed beheading axe from inside her weapon harness.

Lethargy glares.

Lethargy recites:

"At Talirendrick's nod, the executioner swung his axe and cruelly stilled the voice that had spoken of peace and fellowship and good will. It is said that bards around all Elanthia heard her final cry and message to them: "Hold to the freedom to speak and sing as we will, in support of life!""

A pained expression crosses Lethargy's face.

Lethargy darkly says, "A long, dark time followed, during which the king conducted his retribution against the bards who had defied his policies, leaving hundreds dead, and those remaining frightened, literally, to silence."

Lethargy spits on the floor disgustedly.

Lethargy recites:

"Though Talirendrick was later deposed for his cruelty and war-like nature, the damage done to the teachers of the realm ensured the loss of much lore and history of that time. And yet..."

Lethargy inhales a great swallow of air.

Lethargy firmly exclaims, "To this day we have Eillie's cry to remind us of the bard's defiance of death itself in the cause of freedom and life!"

Lethargy yells, "And who among us shall raise the hue and cry in these latter days?"

Lethargy glances at a wide-bladed beheading axe.

Lethargy wistfully asks, "Who?"

Lethargy puts her axe in her weapon harness.

Lethargy curtsies.

Lethargy says, "I thank ye "

Jester Lethargy went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group just arrived.

(Zazu giggles as her crystal slippers click across the stage. The torches catch the charms on her gown and she seems to sparkle as she walks towards the audience.)

Zazu cheerfully says, "Lethargy, she is so, um"

Zazu sighs.

Zazu purrs deeply, her eyes drooping partially shut.

Zazu curls her tail into neat little coils.

Llywelfynn chuckles.

Zazu happily exclaims, "just every bards dream bard!"

Zazu loudly exclaims, "lets hear it for Lethargy!"

Zazu applauds.

Llywelfynn applauds.

(Zazu grins at you from the stage.)

Zazu gazes at Llywelfynn.

Llywelfynn raises an eyebrow.

Zazu sweetly exclaims, "I hope you are still awake Chabelle!"

Zazu giggles.

Zazu smiles as she stage whispers to Llywelfynn, "she loves songs and candy."

Zazu winks at Llywelfynn.

Zazu cheerfully says, "I have for your entertainment, another wandering minstrel with a mighty fine voice."

Zazu cheerfully says, "Llywelfynn has songs from all over, and is here to share a few with you. I will leave you in his care."

Zazu looks over her shoulder and winks at Llywelfynn.

Llywelfynn playfully says, "and now for something completely different"

Zazu smiles as she waves at Chabelle.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Bard Llywelfynn just arrived.

Llywelfynn dances a lively jig!

Llywelfynn says, "and again... Llywelfynn"

Llywelfynn steps forward with a sweeping bow, causing his greatcloak to swirl around him.

Llywelfynn gets a rebec bow from inside his journey pack.

Llywelfynn says, "first a song from my home"

Drawing upon a finely-honed craft, Llywelfynn plinks a gentle lullaby on his pearwood rebec.

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"Oh, theres a place that I wish I'd return

By the cliffs, by the sea, by the steep stony burn

Where I lived as a youth

And to tell you the truth

I miss every stone, tree, and fern."

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"Oh the green of the hills of that place

Just the thought of them brings a smile to my face

Oh how I long for them

Miss them so sore

But I love you even more."

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"I miss me the rush standing high up there

As the wind off the sea whips through my hair

And the grey of the sky

When the rain brings a sigh

And the smell that it brings to the air..."

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"But oh the green of the hills of that place

Just the thought of it brings a smile to my face

Oh how I long for them

Miss them so sore

But I love you even more."

Llywelfynn smiles.

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"It's a place that rests always soft on my mind

Still I wander and hope a better to find

I've seen sunsets of fire

And trees that were higher

Many beautiful sights of that kind"

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"But everything pales compaired to your hair

Your eyes and your touch are still more fair

And your kiss and your smile

And your voice for awhile

Is all for which I care."

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"Oh the fire in your eyes, oh your grace

Just the thought of you brings a smile to my face

Oh how I long for you, miss you so sore

Everyday I love you more."

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"Oh to shelter you there in my place

By the cliffs

By the Sea...

Face to face."

Llywelfynn smiles.

Llywelfynn says, "So that was my home. The Isle of Green Hills."

Llywelfynn says, "Now I live here. I bless the pleasant gods"

Llywelfynn chuckles.

Llywelfynn says, "certainly Glythtide is one of those"

You listen with appreciation as Llywelfynn plays a playful tune with a frolicking splash of sound.

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Llywelfynn says, "I was billed with Rhaury, but he is not here. Let me sing you one of his songs so his spirit will be here"

Llywelfynn beams!

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"Life can be hard and lovers can fail you

Troubles like storm winds come too fierce to sail through

Here mate! Sit down, rest at ease, have an ale too

Out of the wind and the rain and the tears."

Llywelfynn smiles.

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"Nothing like port for a shipman hard pressed

The same is a hall and a beer and your mates

With nothing a fellow with friends is well blessed

They can smile and drink and curse all their fates..."

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"Life can be hard and lovers can fail you

Troubles like storm winds come too fierce to sail through

Here mate! Sit down, rest at ease, have an ale too

Out of the wind and the rain and the tears."

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"What can you trust? Even good swords will rust

To say naught of what oft' comes of love

When the hurt has to come, a good stout is a must

With your mates close as hands in a glove"

Llywelfynn smiles.

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"Life can be hard and lovers can fail you

Troubles like storm winds come too fierce to sail through

Here mate! Sit down, rest at ease, have an ale too

Out of the wind and the rain and the tears."

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"Find a teef in your pocket, catch a bolt in your chest

Just for tell'n 'em, "please move along..."

With a beer in your fist, forget all the rest

And with your best mates sing a song."

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"Life can be hard and lovers can fail you

Troubles like storm winds come too fierce to sail through

Here mate! Sit down, rest at ease, have an ale too

Out of the wind and the rain and the tears."

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"Come out of the wind and the rain and the tears

Where nothing fits right? When you ache to the bone.

Spirits are raised by the tales one hears

And a trials half done if it's not borne alone..."

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"Life can be hard and lovers can fail you

Troubles like storm winds come too fierce to sail through

Here mate! Sit down, rest at ease, have an ale too

Out of the wind and the rain and the tears."

Llywelfynn bows.

Llywelfynn chuckles.

Llywelfynn puts his bow in his journey pack.

Llywelfynn puts his rebec in his journey pack.

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Llywelfynn says, "my friends..."

(Llywelfynn shades his eyes to stare out at the crowd and any enemies here esconced)

Llywelfynn says, "I will sing now for you...."

Llywelfynn says, "The Bardic Blessing"

Llywelfynn clears his throat.

Llywelfynn firmly says, "The BARDIC Blessing"

Llywelfynn shakes his head.

Llywelfynn inhales a great swallow of air.

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"I wish you joy

Here's to your health

I wish you happiness and peace"

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"I wish you joy

I wish you wealth

And may your clan increase"

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"I wish you joy

I beg you try

I pray don't think of me as crass"

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"I wish you joy

But I am dry

I wish you'd fill my glass"

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"I wish you joy

I wish you ale

If I had some I'd give you mine"

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"I'd wish you joy

My parched throat fail

I wish you'd pass the wine"

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"I'd wish you joy

Oh never fear

I wish you all the best I think?"

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"I'd wish you joy

And raise a beer

If I could only find a drink"

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"I'd wish you joy

But I'm a bard

And I have needs now, don't you see?"

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"I'd wish you joy

But it is hard

Without a drop to drink..."

Llywelfynn exclaims, "OH!"

Llywelfynn gets a snifter of Rissan brandy from inside his journey pack.

Llywelfynn beams!

(Llywelfynn accept the drink and takes a long pull)

Llywelfynn takes a sip of his brandy.

Llywelfynn says, "aaaaaahh"

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"I wish you joy

Here's to your health

I wish you happiness and peace

I wish you joy

I wish you wealth

And may your clan increase..."

(Llywelfynn lets the song fade away)

Llywelfynn puts his brandy in his journey pack.

Llywelfynn bows.

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Llywelfynn says, "I have travelled some"

Llywelfynn says, "I spent time in the wilds of the North"

Llywelfynn says, "What a benighted place that is m'lord"

(Llywelfynn bows to the prince)

Llywelfynn says, "but I did. And there I met tragedy"

Llywelfynn nods.

Llywelfynn says, "no no, tis true."

Llywelfynn says, "and for this I will have revenge...."

Llywelfynn says, "And to remind myself... I've a rather forgiving character... I wrote this"

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"My lust for revenge faces off to the north

Near Theren on a mountain trail

There a Gypsie Marauder struck my wife

And I fought but did not prevail."

Llywelfynn begins to chant a song with a driving rhythm in an unknown tongue.

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"Did I not kill forty black-booted sprites,

For stunning my lady twice?

What vengence is due for the loss of her life?

And for my butchery what is the price?"

Llywelfynn growls ferociously!

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"Wail Gypsie woman, wail for your men

They came seeking mischief but they'll die for their sin

I'm sharpening my weapons to go north again

I'll kill scores of 'em, Dame, or my name is not Fynn.

Weep and wail, gypsie hag for your kin."

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"My anger's white hot and will never go out

'Til you weep for your men folk long

I'll put scores to the sword and the rest I will rout

They'll not scoff when they learn I'm not wrong."

lLlywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"Gypsie maid seek a husband in Theren town

If you wait for a gypsie you'll grow old in your gown

I've a dance with your men that'll never be through

For I've vengence aplenty to do."

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"Wail Gypsie woman, wail for your men

They came seeking mischief but they'll die for their sin

I'm sharpening my weapons to go north again

I'll kill scores of 'em, Dame, or my name is not Fynn.

Weep and wail, gypsie hag for your kin."

Llywelfynn stomps about angrily!

Llywelfynn gets a bastard sword from inside his rich sable harness.

Llywelfynn waves a bastard sword around.

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"Mother Clan, mother hag, Dame gypsie so old

Kiss your sons all good-bye one last time

I'll kill Omars and Johans and sons still untold

I'll kill Rauuls for the one Rauul's crime."

Llywelfynn waves a bastard sword around.

Llywelfynn frowns.

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"Tis a geas, tis a blood feud, tis an oath that I take

For Kynthi and for me this promise I make

I will slay all I can for dishonoring my wife

To kill scores of your men for each life"

Llywelfynn shows off his sword in an impressive display of agility.

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"Wail Gypsie woman, wail for your men

They came seeking mischief but they'll die for their sin

I'm sharpening my weapons to go north again

I'll kill scores of 'em, Dame, or my name is not Fynn.

Weep and wail, gypsie hag, for your kin."

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"Don't dream I don't know who did the deed

Rauul, you pig, I'll have your head

But your clan first I'll gleefully bleed

And hound you, Rauul, til your dead."

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"I know the nasty hook of your nose

And the grey in your hair at your cheek

I loath your brown eyes and the loathing grows

For I've dreamed of your death for weeks."

Llywelfynn sings in a countertenor voice:

"Wail Gypsie woman, wail for your men

They came seeking mischief but they'll die for their sin

I'm sharpening my weapons to go north again

I'll kill scores of 'em, Dame, or my name is not Fynn.

Weep and wail, gypsie hag for your kin.

OH! They came seeking mischief but they'll die for their sin

Weep and wail gypsie hag

. ...OH! WAIL for your kin."

Llywelfynn bows.

Llywelfynn puts his sword in his rich sable harness.

Llywelfynn gets a polished pearwood rebec decorated with a marqueterie compass rose from inside his journey pack.

Llywelfynn moves a polished pearwood rebec decorated with a marqueterie compass rose to his left hand.

Llywelfynn smiles.

Herald Ravenstorme's group just arrived.

Llywelfynn gets a rebec bow from inside his journey pack.

Sardonica smiles.

(Ravenstorme saunter up to the front of the stage again, a lively step indeed for the hour)

Ravenstorme recites:

"Well well well that was lovely yes? well now we have something to make ya mouth water! presenting for your listening pleasure,......Sardonica in Cheese Sauce!"

Ravenstorme lets out a hearty cheer for Sardonica!

Sardonica beams!

Herald Ravenstorme went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Bard Llywelfynn went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Sardonica smiles as she turns to the audience, livid with energy and disgusting perkiness that makes your stomach a bit queezy.

Sardonica beams!

Sardonica says, "Hello everyone."

Sardonica says, "We're all here in honour of a very special diety by the name of drunkard...err Glythtide."

Sardonica exclaims, "And if I recall correctly Glythtide is a diety who loves his food!"

Sardonica cheerfully exclaims, "So I now present in honor of his foodliness a song about a food I think rather wonderful!"

Sardonica says, "And I bet you all KNOW what I mean."

Sardonica says, "Song of Cheese Devotion by Sardonica "cheesemonger" Neerheart"

Sardonica sings in a soprano voice:

"For so long I felt my life so empty

Then I realized it was quite simply

A lack of Brieeeee! It was so eazy.

I needed a life more cheezy."

Sardonica happily sings in a soprano voice:

"Cheese makes me wanna smile!

Cheese makes yer life worth while!

You can squeeze it, You can eat it!

There is no dairy product that can beat it!"

Sardonica happily sings in a soprano voice:

"Chunk'a Chedder made it better!

Monterey made me say "YAY!

Peppercorn to feel reborn,

Kirm if you like to squirm!"

With a frolicking splash of sound, Sardonica strums a playful tune filled with subtle rhythms and power.

Sardonica happily sings in a soprano voice:

"Come on, give cheese a chance -

If you eat enough it'll make you prance!

Cheese is romantic, cheese is pedantic

Don't forget it goes well on a sammich!"

Sardonica happily sings in a soprano voice:

"I don't care whats your trouble,

There isn't nothin' cheese'll fumble

You can count on it to the last spoonful

Every bite will make you swoonful!"

Sardonica happily sings in a soprano voice:

"Cheese makes me wanna smile!

Cheese makes yer life worth while!

You can squeeze it, You can eat it!

There is no dairy product that can beat it!"

With a frolicking splash of sound, Sardonica strums a playful tune filled with subtle rhythms and power.

Sardonica sings in a soprano voice:

"So when your life seems so dreary

Now you shall perk it up, my deary

Buy yourself a mixed bag of wealth

Get some cheese from Arthe yourself!"

Sardonica sings in a soprano voice:

"Eat that nummy, yummy cheese

Believe in the power of dair-eeez!

You can chow down on boring bread

Or you can eat yellow magic instead."

Sardonica sings in a soprano voice:

"It is a rumour that cheese makes you... corny

Thats just a fib, made up at an ambrosial Cheese Tourney

Boost your charisma, with cheesebreath Who can ignore you?

I tell you, a bite of delish, it'll restore you."

You listen with appreciation as Sardonica plays a playful tune with a frolicking splash of sound.

Sardonica sings in a soprano voice:

"Cheese is for you, cheese is for me

Bless is and we'll all be cheesefully.

Ever moment, treasure your joyous life.

It makes the world singing and bright!"

Sardonica bows.

Sardonica smiles hammily.

Sardonica says, "Okay, it's over, you can stop hiding in your seats now."

Sardonica chuckles.

Mistress of Ceremony Daedra's group just arrived.

Daedra applauds.

Daedra smiles softly as she glides across the stage, escorting Xaphira to the front stage.

Daedra exclaims, "Thank you, Sardonica, for that cheesy song!"

Sardonica smiles.

Daedra smiles teasingly, then ducks her head as tomato flies at her from the audience.

Sardonica went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Daedra chuckles.

Daedra recites:

"Our next performer was on earlier for a song dedicated to the Prince. It is my extreme honor to welcome back, Xaphira Vonara! Let's give her a big hand!"

Daedra applauds.

Xaphira smiles.

Xaphira nods to Daedra.

Daedra looks over her shoulder and winks at Xaphira.

Mistress of Ceremony Daedra went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Xaphira clears her throat.

Xaphira recites:

"While many of us are fortunate enough to be able to choose those we love and marry, there are many for whom that choice is made by their parents. Certainly not unusual, and often these arrangements can lead to a deep love, but...not all are so lucky."

Xaphira recites:

"This is "Forbidden Love""

Xaphira recites:

"A young Elothean woman sat in her parents' home, gazing out the window. She was the daughter of a bardess and a trader and, like her parents, was a member of the House of the Silk Strings. Marriageable age had come, and her parents searched for a suitor, but unbeknownst to them..."

Xaphira quietly sings in a soprano voice:

"Night after night she gazed

Out from her lonely window

Onto the quiet streets,

Waiting, ever..."

Xaphira quietly sings in a soprano voice:

"Night after night he slipped in

Quietly through the house's gates.

He crept through the halls,

Searching, ever..."

Xaphira tenderly sings in a soprano voice:

"Each night they spent in forbidden embrace

Each morning brought shame to her face

Each dawn he slipped away-

Would they e'er see light of day

With their forbidden love?"

Xaphira sighs.

Xaphira recites:

"She had seen his portrait and had fallen in love immediately. She had looked everywhere, and finally found him--beyond her grasp. She cried all that evening--until he came that night. They fell into her bed as one, and from that moment, she swore no other would ever have her. Still, such a match was against all rules. During the days she studied, only half-aware, as her mind searched for any way at all..."

Xaphira gazes off into the distance.

Xaphira helplessly sings in a soprano voice:

"Each night they spent in forbidden embrace

Each morning brought shame to her face

Each dawn he slipped away-

Would they e'er see light of day

With their forbidden love?"

(Xaphira shakes her head, sighing sadly.)

Xaphira recites:

"The day came at last, as feared. Her parents had found a suitor, someone they knew had been a childhood friend, and who they hoped would bring happiness to her. She knew the rules of her people. Duty to herself, her desires, came last. How could she turn down every suitor, knowing she could never have the one she wanted? It would disgrace her parents."

Xaphira recites:

"Her lover listened to her plight and told her what she already knew--the one way she could join him. She wrote a note to her parents the next evening..."Forgive me...""

A tear runs down Xaphira's face.

Xaphira hopelessly sings in a soprano voice:

"Each night I spent in forbidden embrace

Each morning brought shame to my face

Each dawn he slipped away-

I could ne'er see light of day

With my forbidden love."

(Xaphira closes her eyes, then prepares to join her lover.)

Xaphira recites:

"That night, she met her lover with sorrow...for leaving her family...and joy at finally leaving with him. They silently fled the house, even as her mother cried in despair..."

(Xaphira pauses, gazing at you.)

Xaphira recites:

"That night, they found her body and the note. They buried the girl next to an older grave...one of a young paladin of the House of the Marching Lotus..."

(Xaphira bites her lip, eyes downcast, taking a deep breath.)

Xaphira recites:

"The paladin she was buried next to...who had died hundreds of years before her birth...had somehow begun to visit a lover nightly..."

Xaphira recites:

"Until his lover had now come to him."

Xaphira tenderly sings in a soprano voice:

"Now each night they spend in enraptured embrace

And morning brings rest to her face

With dawn they slip away-

Two shades rest through light of day

With their eternal love."

(Xaphira bows her head, closing her eyes, as the song ends.)

Xaphira curtsies.

(Xaphira waits for the MC...)

Xaphira shrugs.

Dancer Xaphira went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu just arrived.

Zazu grins like an idiot.

Zazu takes off her hat a moment and fans herself with it, then places it back on her head.

Zazu asks, "how is everyone feeling?"

Herald Ravenstorme's group just arrived.

Zazu cheerfully exclaims, "It's been a long day for most of us, and we are still goin strong!"

Zazu beams!

Ravenstorme nods to Zazu.

Dareth smiles at Zazu.

Zazu cheerfully says, "We are getting closer to the end folks! and we do save the best for last."

Zazu asks, "Raven, Dareth, how are ye guys holdin up?"

Dareth nods to Zazu.

Ravenstorme chuckles.

Ravenstorme says, "Ask me tommorrow hun"

Dareth says, "a bit tired but still going"

Zazu grins like an idiot.

Ravenstorme grins.

Zazu giggles.

Dareth grins at Zazu.

Zazu cheerfully says, "I would like to thank a few folks again, for all their hard work"

Zazu cheerfully exclaims, "the Dragon Shield and the Apsotles, doin wonderful job with security!"

Zazu lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Dareth applauds.

Ravenstorme applauds.

Zazu happily says, "Ravenstorme, Dareth, Daedra, I tell yas, ya can't ask for better announcers."

Zazu reaches up a hand to wave, but it hits her hat instead and knocks it to the ground.

Zazu shifts uncomfortably for a moment.

Dareth blushes a bright red color.

Zazu steps over next to a blue-green felt hat laying on the ground and nudges it with one foot. She then kicks it and sends it flying into the air, catching it before it can fall again.

Ravenstorme chuckles.

Zazu grins like an idiot.

Using one hand, Zazu places her felt hat upon her head and runs her fingers along its edge to gently smooth the brim.

Dareth says, "you are too kind"

Zazu cheerfully says, "now my friends, and I do consider us friends as we have spent most of the day together..."

Ravenstorme exclaims, "I havnt been egged yet!"

Ravenstorme chuckles.

Zazu cheerfully says, "I will turn the stage over to Raven and Dareth, as the introduce the next group."

Dareth says, "thank you Zazu"

Dareth just hugged Zazu.

Ravenstorme bows to Zazu.

Zazu smiles as she spins across the stage. The charms on her dress sparkling in the light.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Dareth slowly says, "that was great lets hear it for Xaphira. Dont you think so Ravenstorme."

Ravenstorme exclaims, "Aye she can sure hit those high notes!"

Dareth chuckles.

Ravenstorme says, "Speakin of high notes the ladies we are about to introduce are sure to raise alot of.......attention"

(Dareth glances at the lovely ladies on stage with him)

Tavern Trouper Espritia's group just arrived.

Roxana leans on Ravenstorme.

(Ravenstorme stares abashedly at Dareth, realizing the tin can is gettting out of hand. He grabs him and pulls him off the stage afore the Songsters take to the tin can instead of performin for the audiance!)

Dareth smiles and flirt with the Balladeers.

Xanzie adjusts her green silk bodice.

Espritia gazes at Dareth.

Xanzie smiles and whispers something to Espritia while she glances furtively at Dareth.

Ravenstorme recites:

"Greetings once again folks, For your pleasure we would like to introduce the Bawdy Balladeers! Give it up men!"

Roxana chuckles.

Herald Ravenstorme's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Daerlynn exclaims, "Hello everyone!!"

Daerlynn exclaims, "Instead of introducing our .... innocent... quartet of fine singers... we have a song for you!"

Daerlynn smiles.

Xanzie hums to herself.

Xanzie's mezzo-soprano, Roxana's soprano and Espritia's alto join with Daerlynn's alto as she sings:

"Welcome, all, we're the Bawdy Balladeers!

Four innocent Bardic lasses

We'll take your drinks, and we'll take your tips too

And parents, cover your children's ears!"

Xanzie bounces forward.

Xanzie playfully sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"My name is Xanzie and this is my first Faire

I'm an elf and so proud of my clan!

I like gryphons and horses, and all sorts of things to ride

Who knows what I will ride if I am dared!"

Xanzie smiles cutely and waves to the crowd!

Espritia saunters forward, laying down a rhythm by thumping her quarterstaff against the floor.

Espritia twirls her quarterstaff in an amazing display of agility - it's all in the wrist!

Espritia sings in an alto voice:

"My name is Espritia and I'm a master of my craft

Whether tis flirting or tis hunting in the wilds

I like all types of weapons and all the men as well

Just, darling, don't bring me a short staff!"

Roxana stalks forward.

Roxana wryly sings in a soprano voice:

"My name is Roxana and don't you give me any lip!

You'll often see me in my black leathers.

For a bardess I am and I'm sharp with my tongue...

But, sweetie, I'm even better with my whip!"

Roxana fingers her whip, a slow, confident smile spreading across her face.

Daerlynn slips quietly forward.

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"My name is Daerlynn, and some say that I am bawdy

But I am just a frilly maiden

I am quiet and shy, an innocent lass

So why, hon, do they all think that I am naughty?"

Daerlynn blushes and shrugs with a small giggle.

Xanzie's mezzo-soprano, Roxana's soprano and Espritia's alto join with Daerlynn's alto as she sings:

"Welcome, all, we're the Bawdy Balladeers!

Four innocent Bardic lasses

We'll take your drinks, and we'll take your tips too

And parents, cover your children's ears!"

Roxana cracks her whip in a fine arch towards the audience!

Espritia smiles saucily.

Xanzie smiles and bows deeply showing lots of cleavage.

Roxana laughs!

Roxana attaches a black leather bullwhip to her belt.

Daerlynn curtsies.

Roxana bows.

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Daerlynn says, "Next we have a simple little love song for you.."

Daerlynn sweetly sings in an alto voice:

"Sweet young lass had come to the Faire

She arrived at half past noon!

She bent down to pick up a coin

And showed to the realms her full....."

Xanzie cuts Daerlynn off at the last minute and jumps forward.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Moon Mage pass'd by as she bent down

And he noticed the comely sweet lass

He admired her beautiful figure

Especially her uplifted.."

Roxana pulls on Xanzie's skirt!

Roxana sings in a soprano voice:

"Donkey was sitting there watching

As he saw the Moon Mage he brayed

He could tell by the look in the mage eyes

That the moonie wanted to get..."

Espritia quickly covers Roxana's mouth.

Espritia playfully sings in an alto voice:

""A bite to eat!" cried the lassie

Holding up two bright shiny coins

At this the Moon Mage just smiled

As he felt a stirring deep in his..."

Xanzie smiles and puts her hand over Espritia's mouth, stopping her at the last moment.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Stomach was empty t'was true

Hunger had addled his wits!

As she bounced up and down before him

He couldn't keep his mind off her..."

Roxana tugs on Xanzie's ear!

Xanzie squeaks!

Roxana sings in a soprano voice:

"Breast of chicken and some ale!

Oh my, what wonderful luck!

She looked up and down at the Moon Mage

And continued, 'Come with me, sir, and let's...'"

Daerlynn widens her eyes and steps quickly in front of Roxana!

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

""Eat, drink and be merry!

But let's hurry, for I want to hear the next Bard!

I hear that she's cute and she's bawdy

And that she makes all of the men...."

Espritia yanks on Daerlynn's arm.

Espritia's performance continues.

Espritia playfully sings in an alto voice:

"Firmly he grasped her small hand

And went to find food and some kegs

As they made their way through the large crowd

He kept thinking of spreading her..."

Roxana tickles Espritia's ribs!

Roxana sings in a soprano voice:

"Butter on bread, and roast chicken

And tons of ale and some brew

Finishing off the last bites

He could tell that she wanted to..."

Daerlynn blushes shyly, and jumps in quickly.

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Pointing the way back to the music

To the Bard they almost did dance!

He knew then that he'd fallen for this lass

He wanted more than to just get in her..."

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"Screwing up her courage she told him

That in getting here she'd lost her direction

Leaning back against him

Her eyes widened as she felt his..."

Xanzie blushes, the tips of her ears turning a delicate scarlet hue.

Espritia covers Daerlynn's mouth.

Espritia playfully sings in an alto voice:

"Panting and laughing, they returned

And saw a bard that seen.

Hopefully that bard was quite bawdy

Because THIS love song was awfully clean!"

Espritia curtsies.

Roxana laughs!

Roxana bows low to the crowd.

Roxana grins at Daerlynn.

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Xanzie recites:

"This little ditty is called "Pick him up""

Roxana grins.

Xanzie winks.

Xanzie coyly sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"I never stay with anyone way too long

Just a dance and a jiggle and a good bye song

Give a little happiness then spread it around

It's a public service and it's there to be found"

Daerlynn's alto, Roxana's soprano and Espritia's alto join with Xanzie's mezzo-soprano as she sings:

"Pick him up and dust him off

And move him down the road

You never know who you'll meet next

Who knows!"

Daerlynn's alto, Roxana's soprano and Espritia's alto join with Xanzie's mezzo-soprano as she sings:

"Never stay with anyone way too long

Just a dance and a jiggle and a good bye song

Give a little happiness then spread it around

It's a public service and it's there to be found"

Roxana smiles winningly at the audience.

Roxana sings in a soprano voice:

"When a man gets frustrated it isn't very pretty

By the time he comes to you, it's flip city!

So you let him wrile down and you give him a shake

He'll never regret the time you were there for his sake."

Roxana smiles winningly at the audience.

Daerlynn's alto, Roxana's soprano and Espritia's alto join with Xanzie's mezzo-soprano as she sings:

"Pick him up and dust him off

And move him down the road

You never know who you'll meet next

Who knows!"

Xanzie looks at Roxana and shrugs.

Roxana catches your eye, slowly flirting with you!

Daerlynn's alto, Roxana's soprano and Espritia's alto join with Xanzie's mezzo-soprano as she sings:

"Never stay with anyone way too long

Just a dance and a jiggle and a good bye song

Give a little happiness then spread it around

It's a public service and it's there to be found"

Espritia saunters out to the audience, and sits next to heartbroken-looking man.

Espritia sadly sings in an alto voice:

"To see him down in the dumps, is just so sad

He's got a woman in his mind, and it's driving him mad

Oh, treat him right, and make him forget

He can leave her far behind and never ever be upset."

Xanzie smiles and plays with all the guy's hair as she wanders through the audience.

Daerlynn's alto, Roxana's soprano and Espritia's alto join with Xanzie's mezzo-soprano as she sings:

"Pick him up and dust him off

And move him down the road

You never know who you'll meet next

Who knows!"

Roxana nods in agreement with Xanzie!

Daerlynn's alto, Roxana's soprano and Espritia's alto join with Xanzie's mezzo-soprano as she sings:

"Never stay with anyone way too long

Just a dance and a jiggle and a good bye song

Give a little happiness then spread it around

It's a public service and it's there to be found"

Xanzie smiles and brushs her hands together, dusting them off.

Daerlynn sashays out to the crowd, and lays across THREE men's laps, smiling shyly up at them.

Espritia laughs!

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Oh I never get involved with a man with designs

I can take them or can leave them way behind

It's about practical use of your time as a plan

You can't be productive and be with just ONE man!"

Roxana counts on her fingers, smiling to herself.

Espritia cheers on Daerlynn!

Daerlynn winks.

Daerlynn's alto, Roxana's soprano and Espritia's alto join with Xanzie's mezzo-soprano as she sings:

"Pick him up and dust him off

And move him down the road

You never know who you'll meet next

Who knows!"

Roxana spins to her right, waving to you, 'Bye bye!'

Daerlynn's alto, Roxana's soprano and Espritia's alto join with Xanzie's mezzo-soprano as she sings:

"Never stay with anyone way too long

Just a dance and a jiggle and a good bye song

Give a little happiness then spread it around

It's a public service and it's there to be found"

Xanzie smiles and jumps on the stage again.

Espritia runs back up to the stage.

Daerlynn waves cutely at you, mouthing "Bye!"

Roxana laughs!

Espritia waves goodbye.

Espritia grins.

Daerlynn hops back up on stage.

Roxana winks at Daerlynn.

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Espritia exclaims, "This next song is called "Ask Me No Questions" because with women like us... you probably won't like the answers!"

Daerlynn waves to Mykk, with a wink.

Espritia grins.

Xanzie winks.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"A man approaches me in a bar.

He says, "Milady, ya look quite good from a-far.

Are ya married, sweet lass?

Cause if y'are single, I'd like a taste of yer sass!""

Xanzie smiles knowingly.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"A man sees me working out in the sun.

"Lassie," he calls, "are ya looking for fun?

I know a good tavern with sweet mead and beer.

Then later, perhaps, a walk down the pier.""

Daerlynn's alto, Xanzie's mezzo-soprano and Roxana's soprano join with Espritia's alto as she sings:

"That's all you need to know, me lads

That's all you need to know.

As me no questions, I'll tell you no lies,

That's all you need to know."

Roxana mimes locking her lips and throwing away the key!

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"A man spoke to me at a faire

"Dearling, I think we make quite the pair

It makes me glad to see you merry

As I hope it is with me you will tarry."

Daerlynn flirts with you.

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"A man kissed my hand one day

He crooned, "May angel, let me take you away

He put a ring on my finger and a crown on my head

Not long thereafter, he took me straight to his bed."

Daerlynn lets out a deep sigh of contentment.

Daerlynn's alto, Xanzie's mezzo-soprano and Roxana's soprano join with Espritia's alto as she sings:

"That's all you need to know, me lads

That's all you need to know.

As me no questions, I'll tell you no lies,

That's all you need to know."

Roxana sweetly sings in a soprano voice:

"A man stroked my hair as we lay.

As a cock crowed to start the day.

'Darling, I love you, y'are my prize.

I pray your pleasure wasn't less due to my size."

Roxana puts her finger to her lips and winks.

Xanzie rolls her eyes.

Roxana tiredly sings in a soprano voice:

"A man tried again that very night.

He struggled and strained with all of his might.

'Sweetling, I don't know what to say, tis quite the surprise!

In all my experience, I've always been able to rise.'"

Roxana leans on Daerlynn with a yawn.

Daerlynn's alto, Xanzie's mezzo-soprano and Roxana's soprano join with Espritia's alto as she sings:

"That's all you need to know, me lads

That's all you need to know.

As me no questions, I'll tell you no lies,

That's all you need to know."

Espritia sighs heavily.

Espritia sings in an alto voice:

"A man was depressed the following morn.

He moped and sulked, gazing at me with scorn.

And so I made him a deal.

To show him loving's a feast, not a one-course meal!"

Espritia smiles contentedly, arching her back while stretching.

Xanzie fans herself.

Espritia sings in an alto voice:

"A man was exhausted come dawn

Tired, shaky and weak as a fawn.

But he slept with a smile on his face.

Because I alongside him had kept up the pace!"

Daerlynn wobbles, looking a bit faint.

Roxana applauds, cheering Espritia!

Espritia wipes sweat from her brow.

Daerlynn's alto, Xanzie's mezzo-soprano and Roxana's soprano join with Espritia's alto as she sings:

"That's all you need to know, me lads

That's all you need to know.

As me no questions, I'll tell you no lies,

That's all you need to know."

Espritia curtsies deeply, flashing cleavage.

Roxana bows.

Roxana smiles.

Roxana grins at Espritia.

Xanzie bows.

Daerlynn curtsies delicately.

Espritia notices the cleavage and pulls up the neckline of her dress a little.

Espritia winces.

Roxana gazes at Espritia.

Roxana smiles.

Daerlynn gazes jealously at Espritia.

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Roxana smiles playfully at the crowd, waiting for their quiet and attention.

Roxana says, "The Busker's Son, an adaptation of a song by Poet Miehdons."

Espritia looks at Daerlynn and shrugs.

Roxana matter-of-factly sings in a soprano voice:

"I shall marry the Busker's son.

Pin my hat on a nice piece of property.

Merry nights, for a bit of fun,

We'll go dancing...

Meanwhile..."

Roxana eyes all the handsome Bards in the crowd.

Daerlynn sashays forward, her hips swaying with promises of pleasure.

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"It's s wink and a wiggle and a giggle in the grass

And I'll trip the light fandango

A pinch and a diddle in the middle of what passes by..."

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"It's a very short road

From the pinch and the punch

To the paunch and the pouch

And the pension..."

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"It's a very short road

To the ten thousandth lunch

And the belch and the grouch

And the sigh!"

Daerlynn sighs.

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"In the meanwhile...."

Daerlynn's alto, Xanzie's mezzo-soprano and Espritia's alto join with Roxana's soprano as she sings:

"There are mouths to be kissed,

Before mouths to be fed!

And a lot in between,

In the meanwhile...

And a girl ought to celebrate what passes by..."

Xanzie turns and wiggles her bottom and the crowd

Espritia dances around a handsome man, flirting shamelessly.

Espritia sings in an alto voice:

"Or I shall marry the Trader's son.

Five fat babies and lots of security.

Summer nights, if we think we can,

We'll go dancing...

Meanwhile..."

Espritia smiles over her shoulder to the wealthiest Traders, pulling one up to dance with her.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"It's a push and a fumble and a tumble in the sheets

And I'll foot the highland fancy!

A dip in the butter and a flutter with what meets my eye..."

Xanzie winks.

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"It's a very short fetch,

From the push and the whoop,

To the squint and the stoop,

And the mumble!"

Xanzie dances a lively jig!

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"It's not much of a stretch,

To the cribs and the croup,

And the bosoms that droop

And go dry!"

Xanzie playfully sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"In the meanwhile...."

Daerlynn's alto, Xanzie's mezzo-soprano and Espritia's alto join with Roxana's soprano as she sings:

"There are mouths to be kissed,

Before mouths to be fed,

And there's many a tryst

And there's many a bed

To be sampled and seen

In the meanwhile...

And a girl has to celebrate what passes by..."

Roxana turns slowly to face her fellow singers.

Roxana curtsies to Xanzie.

Roxana curtsies to Espritia.

Espritia curtsies to Roxana.

Roxana curtsies to Daerlynn.

Daerlynn curtsies to Roxana.

Xanzie curtsies deeply to the passing courtiers.

Xanzie curtsies to Roxana.

(Roxana leans her cheek upon her hand.)

Roxana dreamily sings in a soprano voice:

"Or I shall marry Vorclaf, in veils,

Pearls and servants and dressing for festivals.

Moonlit nights, with him all in tails,

We'll have dancing...

Meanwhile..."

Roxana curtsies low to any royalty nearby.

Daerlynn steps forward, brushing... hay?... off of her skirt, blushing.

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"It's a rip in the bustle and a rustle in the hay

And I'll pitch the quick fantastic

With flings of confetti and my petticoats away up high!"

Xanzie sings in a mezzo-soprano voice:

"It's a very short day,

Till you're stuck with just one,

Or it has to be done

On the sly!"

Espritia dances around the room with her Trader.

Espritia sings in an alto voice:

"It's a very short way,

From the fling that's for fun,

To the thigh pressing under the table."

Daerlynn's alto, Xanzie's mezzo-soprano and Espritia's alto join with Roxana's soprano as she sings:

"In the meanwhile..."

Daerlynn's alto, Xanzie's mezzo-soprano and Espritia's alto join with Roxana's soprano as she sings:

"There are mouths to be kissed

Before mouths to be fed,

And there's many a tryst

And there's many a bed,

There's a lot we'll have missed

But we'll not have been dead

When we die!"

Roxana sweeps Espritia into a dance.

Roxana sweeps Daerlynn into a dance.

Roxana sweeps Xanzie into a dance.

Xanzie spins around!

Daerlynn's alto, Xanzie's mezzo-soprano and Espritia's alto join with Roxana's soprano as she sings:

"And a person should celebrate everything...

Passing by..."

Roxana quietly sings in a soprano voice:

"And I shall marry the Busker's son."

Roxana winks at you!

Xanzie leans on Roxana.

Roxana leans on Xanzie.

Roxana smiles.

Roxana bows.

Xanzie beams!

Daerlynn rubs Roxana gently.

Daerlynn curtsies.

Espritia curtsies.

Xanzie smiles and curtsies low.

Roxana exclaims, "Let's hear it for the Bawdy Balladeers!"

Roxana gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Xanzie beams!

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(Espritia blows a kiss out to the men in the audience.)

Roxana exclaims, "Take another bow ladies...give the men a thrill!"

Roxana winks.

Espritia laughs!

(Espritia bows low.)

Xanzie bows.

Roxana winks at Espritia.

Xanzie curtsies.

Daerlynn smiles shyly as she curtsies, showing a bit of leg.

Roxana says, "Thank you all."

Xanzie kicks one foot out in a graceful arc, and with a dip of her shoulders and a tinkling of toe bells, she pirouettes in a dazzling spin!

(Roxana blows kisses!)

Xanzie giggles.

Arms outstretched, Roxana fans her gauze skirt wide, fluttering like the wings of some brilliant butterfly.

Xanzie blushes, the tips of her ears turning a delicate scarlet hue.

Tavern Trouper Espritia went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Roxana waves.

Xanzie curtsies.

Xanzie waves.

Daerlynn went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Reveler Roxana's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu just arrived.

Zazu flicks her felt hat with the edges of her fingers, setting it at a jaunty angle on the back of her head.

Zazu asks, "now, how do ya feel NOW?"

(Zazu grins as she looks over the crowd.)

Zazu cheerfully says, "I'd like for everyone to stand and stretch"

Zazu cheerfully exclaims, "We need to keep the blood circulatin, now that is a pumpin!"

Zazu stretches.

Zazu bends over and touches her toes.

Zazu says, "touch yer toes"

Zazu exclaims, "work out the kinks!"

Zazu says, "We have finally made it to our last act for the day."

Zazu smiles as she pulls out some notecards.

Zazu clears her throat.

Zazu happily exclaims, "Prince Vorclaf, thank you so much for insisting that we have Glythide's Faire in your keep!"

Zazu smiles sweetly.

Zazu happily exclaims, "Bubbinster! I know you are out there! Thank you for putting this together!"

Zazu happily exclaims, "Mykk, if you are still here, you are as crazy as me and m'cousin Daedra!"

Zazu quietly says, "Chabelle, sweetie, you gots to go to bed soon"

Zazu exclaims, "now, have ye all enjoyed yerselves so far? hollar out, I want to hear you!"

Zazu appears to be listening intently for something.

Zazu exclaims, "louder!"

Zazu appears to be listening intently for something.

Zazu smiles as she hears the crowd respond.

Zazu takes a sip of her whisky.

Zazu flicks her felt hat with the edges of her fingers, setting it at a jaunty angle on the back of her head.

Zazu says, "okies, folks, now for our final performance"

Zazu sweetly says, "Daerlynn Soulmyste is a performer among perfomers"

Zazu sweetly says, "She believes in supporting the arts through song, story, and plays. She loves what she does."

Zazu cheerfully exclaims, "The only thing she loves more than performing, well, that's simple, is Heston!"

Zazu giggles a little oddly.

Zazu cheerfully says, "I have asked Daerlynn to carry us through the end of the Faire. I would like you all to raise your hands and welcome, the wonderful songmistress, Daerlynn."

Zazu applauds.

Daerlynn just arrived.

Zazu smiles as she twirls off the stage.

Zazu perks her ears up in delight.

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

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Daerlynn yells, "Hello, Zoluren!"

Daerlynn giggles.

Herald Ravenstorme just arrived.

Daerlynn says, "Well.... we just had a little bawdy.... "

Ravenstorme gives Daerlynn a good pinch!

Ravenstorme grins.

Herald Ravenstorme went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Daerlynn exclaims, "Let's have a little fun!"

Daerlynn smiles at Heston.

Daerlynn grins as she starts dancing from one end of the stage to the other.

Daerlynn yells, "Honey! A reel!!"

Daerlynn dances in time to Heston's violin, beating her gypsy tambourine on her hip, dashing from one end of the stage to the other, a flushed smile on her face!

Daerlynn yells, "Ok, Faire-goers.. I need your help!"

Daerlynn yells, "Everyone, sing after me!"

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Oh Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho!"

Daerlynn yells, "You can do better!"

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Oh Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho!"

Daerlynn yells, "Great!"

Daerlynn yells, "Now, I will point to you and you are to sing that when I point!"

Daerlynn smiles brightly at you as she begins to beat out a rhythm on her gypsy tambourine, the tambourine held high over her head as she begins to spin and dance.

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Once there was a lassie, as fine as she could be

She had so many suitors, they numbered thirty-three!

One for every day o' the month, and three more then beside

She said to them, To marry me, You must gi' me the best ride!"

Daerlynn spins and dances around the stage, the tambourine flashing and her hip-chain jangling!

Daerlynn shakes her hips, ringing the bells on her hip-chain.

Daerlynn points out at you!

Daerlynn yells, "I can't hearrrr you!!"

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Oh Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho!"

Daerlynn points out at you!

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Oh Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho

You must gi' me the best ride!"

Daerlynn winks outrageously at you!

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Ten o' them were liars, to the occasion they coul' not rise

Ten more o' them dullards, boring and quick besides

And ten o' them were selfish lads, only into their own show

So when they took her riding, no excitement did she show!"

Daerlynn smiles as she twirls and dances away from you to the back of the stage, giggling.

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Oh Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho!"

Daerlynn points out at you!

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Oh Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho!"

Daerlynn points out at you!

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Oh Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho

No excitement di' she show!"

Daerlynn dances and twirls, her skirt flying up so high that you get an enticing view of her legs!

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Then were left there three young lads, a Cleric, Thief and Pallie

And to her wondrous gates did they, all attempt to sally!

The first of these to ride wi' her, was the Thief with his dagger small

She turned to him when their ride was done, and said, Laddie, is that all?"

Daerlynn dances to Heston's reel to the front of the stage once more, breathless and laughing!

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Oh Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho!"

Daerlynn points at you!

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Oh Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho!"

Daerlynn points at you!

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Oh Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho

She said, Laddie, is that all?"

Daerlynn holds out her hand, fingers apart, and then brings two fingers closer together with a large pout.

Daerlynn giggles with a blush and a pout.

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Then there came the Cleric, pious beyond a doubt

He smiled down upon her, as he began to mount

He rode so fast, he rode so hard, she coul' nae keep apace

And when their ride was over, she gasped, Lad is this a race?"

Daerlynn smiles winningly at you as she pauses in her dancing, then she wipes her brow, panting, and gasps, "Whew!"

Daerlynn grins and winks as she twirls away, dancing once more!

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Oh Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho!"

Daerlynn points out at you!

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Oh Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho!"

Daerlynn points at you!

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Oh Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho

She gasped, Lad is this a race?"

Daerlynn shakes her hands, ringing the bells on her bracelet.

Toe bells jingling in a staccato cadence and feet a blur of motion, Daerlynn throws her head back and lifts her arms high in the sheer joy of dance.

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Fin'ly came the Pallie, in his shinin' plate

The lassie's lust for riding, would he attempt to sate

His lance held high, he bega' to ride, and the earth began to shake

The lassie screamed wi' pleasure, her joy she did not fake!"

Daerlynn innocently exclaims, "Faking joy? Well.... I never heard o' such a thing!"

Daerlynn shakes her hips, ringing the bells on her hip-chain.

Daerlynn yells, "Paladins, hold onto your lances!"

Daerlynn grins.

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Oh Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho!"

Daerlynn points out at you!

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Oh Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho!"

Daerlynn points out at you!

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Oh Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho

Her joy she di' not fake!"

Daerlynn pouts and then winks at you, spinning away, her gypsy skirt flying up once more!

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"So off into the sunset, the couple then did ride

He on his big black stallion, she on her mare beside

She'd fin'ly found one who loved to ride the horses as much as she

Oh my! What were ye thinkin'?, Now where coul' your mind be?"

Daerlynn grins, stops her dancing at the front of the stage, and shakes her finger at you.

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Oh Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho!"

Daerlynn points out at you!

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Oh Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho!"

Daerlynn points out at you - yes, you!

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Oh Hi De Hi De Hi De Ho

Now where coul' your mind be?"

Daerlynn giggles and dips into a flourishing curtsy.

Daerlynn grins.

Daerlynn exclaims, "That was fun!! For me at least!!"

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu just arrived.

Daerlynn exclaims, "I even think I heard Mykk singing!"

Daerlynn beams at Zazu!

Zazu smiles politely and runs up to Daerlynn.

Zazu beams at Daerlynn!

Zazu smiles as she whispers to Daerlynn.

Zazu nods to Daerlynn.

Daerlynn steps aside for Zazu.

Zazu excitedly says, "Folks, we have problems."

Zazu excitedly says, "Please take the prince to safety"

Zazu helplessly says, "many are already dead"

Zazu loudly says, "including my father"

A tear runs down Zazu's face.

Zazu loudly says, "we are under attack"

(Zazu steps forward with a pleading look in her eye as she gazes through your soul.)

Zazu quietly says, "Daerlynn, come with me dear"

Zazu quietly says, "unless, ye feel ye can peform"

Daerlynn says, "Aye... I would like to..."

Zazu quietly says, "under such circumstances"

Zazu gazes at Daerlynn.

Zazu sweetly exclaims, "isn't she just amazing folks!"

Daerlynn blushes a bright red color.

Daerlynn wobbles, looking a bit faint.

Zazu cheerfully says, "we will get the prince to safety, I will leave Daerlynn here to entertain, until I know more"

Daerlynn says, "Or I am just a ham..."

Daerlynn hums to herself.

(Zazu runs off the stage in a panic.)

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Daerlynn says, "Hmmm... sad news..."

(Daerlynn glances at the door.)

Daerlynn says, "I hope everyone out there is well.."

Daerlynn says, "Ok... we will go on.."

Daerlynn says, "I have a story for you..."

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Daerlynn smiles gently at you.

Daerlynn asks, "Do you believe in true love? In the concept of a soulmate?"

Daerlynn asks, "A soulmate, one that is your perfect 'other'. A good thing, is it not?"

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group just arrived.

Daerlynn asks, "Or is it?"

Daerlynn recites:

"Once there was a man named Jaicelyn. He was a Cleric, and a good man. Noble and wise... helpful and true. "

Daerlynn recites:

"And the Immortals had blessed Jaicelyn with a gift. He had the uncanny ability to look into someone's eyes and see their true soul, the person that they had been and could be. Perhaps, it was said, even to see the person that they had been in another life."

Heston shakes off the calming effects of Albreda's Balm.

Zazu quietly says, "I brought Heston for your protection, Daerlynn."

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Daerlynn recites:

"Jaicelyn began work in the Temple as a young man, using his gift to guide children into the right path for their souls. A warrior's soul was encouraged towards a that life, those with magic or music in their souls were encouraged to follow those respective paths."

Daerlynn recites:

"Many people would encourage Jaicelyn to marry, because he was a young and handsome man, but he would just smile and say that he had not yet met his soulmate. He would know, he said, when he met her. He would look into her eyes, and he would know."

Daerlynn smiles gently.

Daerlynn recites:

"And you know, Jaicelyn was right. One day he met her, a young Bardess named Alaina. She was what I would call a 'directionally challenged' bardess, and she was lost on the Temple grounds. He was working, and she came up to him and politely asked him, "Excuse me, my good sir, could you show me my way?" "

Daerlynn smiles a small wistful smile.

Daerlynn recites:

"This later became a shared joke... an intimacy between them... Whether they were arguing, or loving, or in any situation, all Alaina had to do was turn to Jaicelyn and innocently ask, "Excuse me, sir, could you show me my way?" and that first time he looked into her eyes would come rushing back to him. All was forgotten, as he would gather her tenderly into his strong arms once more."

Daerlynn recites:

"Jaicelyn and Alaina were true soulmates. Their souls, their minds and their bodies all fit together as if made for each other. It was remarked that no one had seen a better couple, nor a happier one."

Daerlynn recites:

"Together they worked at the Temple, he guiding the children in the Temple school with his special gift, she teaching them music, music for their ears but her personality teaching them music for their souls."

Daerlynn recites:

"It was a golden time, for them and for the Temple."

Daerlynn bites her lip, tucking a wisp of hair behind her ear.

Daerlynn recites:

"But, alas, it was not to last."

Daerlynn recites:

"When the plague swept through Crossing, the Clerics quarantined the Temple School to save the children and the staff. And for the most part, they were successful. There was only one death."

Daerlynn recites:

"He was with her until the end. Her eyes still held the promise of her love and devotion, of that perfect 'fit' that only one other could ever fill. "

Daerlynn recites:

"She smiled up at him, whispering, "Oh my dear Jaicelyn... will you show me my way?" And then... she slipped away."

Daerlynn sighs, taking a seat at the edge of the stage.

Daerlynn recites:

"Jaicelyn never remarried.... never took another woman in any other way. Who could replace the perfect fit of a true soulmate? But, he recovered... he had his work, he had the beloved children to lead and guide. "

Daerlynn recites:

"He would think of Alaina every night. He took comfort in the fact that he was indeed 'showing the way' to young children, showing them the correct path for their lives."

Daerlynn recites:

"He also took comfort in the fact that she waited for him. He would tell others through the years that there was no way his bardess, who was famous for getting lost, would attempt the either the Starry Road or another turn on the Wheel of Life without him. He knew she was waiting for him to show her the way as well."

Daerlynn recites:

"All in all, he was happy."

Daerlynn smiles sadly, brushing that wisp of hair back from her face once more.

Daerlynn recites:

"That was why it was such a surprise that day, when he threw himself from the highest tower of the Temple."

Daerlynn looks down sadly, her hands touching her promise ring.

Daerlynn sighs.

Daerlynn recites:

"The High Priestess of the Temple finally figured it out. An acolyte had been nearby and had seen what had pushed Jaicelyn over the edge... off the Tower itself, so to speak. But it needed someone that had known him over the many years to piece it together."

Daerlynn recites:

"How must it have been for Jaicelyn, to feel the tug at his sleeve and to turn and see the face of the newest novice child to the Temple looking up at him?"

Daerlynn recites:

"How must it have been for him, an old human now at 75 years of ages, to turn and see a beautiful eight year old girl, her entire life ahead of her, beginning her turn on the wheel of life? "

Daerlynn recites:

"How must it have been for him to see this young girl, already in training to be a Bardess, look shyly up at him, lost in her new environment, and to hear her ask "Excuse me, my good sir, could you show me my way?" "

Daerlynn recites:

"A small young girl named Elaina."

Daerlynn looks down for a minute, then looks up into your eyes.

Daerlynn sighs heavily.

Daerlynn recites:

"How must it have been to know that she was so close, and yet... untouchable? Or that the Fates had not let her wait... and who knows when, or if... they would ever meet again?"

Daerlynn recites:

"Mayhaps it is not always best to meet your soulmate... "

Daerlynn clambers up, smiling at you.

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Daerlynn asks, "Well... I think another change of pace is needed... aye?"

Daerlynn quietly says, "Next tonight I would like to perform for you somewhat of a love song which I call 'Smelling Like A Rose"."

Daerlynn tenderly asks, "Mmmmmmm... The sweet, sweet smell of a rose. Would a rose by any other name still smell as sweet?"

Daerlynn gnaws on her lip.

Daerlynn smiles warmly with a quick wink as she begins to play a bouncy rhythm on her bones. Lifting up a clear, alto voice, she begins to sing with a folky accent...

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"I was engaged to a lad

he really warn't too bad

but from one wench he could not stay away.

Rose was this wench's name

and my laddie was her game

and every night he'd go to her and play."

Daerlynn smiles a bit nostalgically as she moves into the chorus, beginning to raise her glass...

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Hey diddle diddle diddle

I'm the monkey in the middle

He goes out to twiddle and play

Hey diddle diddle diddle

he gets her cat to fiddle

And he comes home smelling like a Rose!"

Daerlynn smiles laughingly.

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"He was as gentle as a dove

and he said I had his love

and that I was the one that held his heart.

Oh, with me he was so mild

but dear Rosie drove him wild!

She must have held another part!"

Daerlynn shakes her head.

Daerlynn rolls her eyes.

Daerlynn mischievously asks, "Typical male, aye?"

Daerlynn giggles.

Daerlynn smiles coquettishly, wide eyes round, before going on.

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Hey diddle diddle diddle

I'm the monkey in the middle

He goes out to twiddle and play

Hey diddle diddle diddle

he gets her cat to fiddle

And he comes home smelling like a Rose!"

Daerlynn winks out at Jatrius.

Daerlynn casts her eyes down, quieting the song somewhat, a helpless look on her face.

Daerlynn shakes her head sadly.

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"I was fin'ly at a loss

my fiancee I should toss

but he was repentant and contrite

He said that with me he'd stay

no more flowers in the hay

then once again he stayed out late one night!"

Daerlynn sighs.

Daerlynn gives a little moue pout, shaking her head sadly.

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Hey diddle diddle diddle

I'm the monkey in the middle

He goes out to twiddle and play

Hey diddle diddle diddle

he gets her cat to fiddle

And he comes home smelling like a Rose!"

Daerlynn gets a determined look upon her face as she continues the song, glancing at the crowd.

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Well I'd fin'ly had enough

if I had to I'd get rough

I went to see the wench and make her pay.

But dear Rose, she was so sweet

and no more my lad she'd meet

She'd just found one with whom she'd rather play!"

Daerlynn tosses her hair back with a languid, sensual motion, smiling knowingly at you.

Daerlynn innocently says, "Well, ..... "

Daerlynn shrugs.

Heston uses her index finger to trace an X across her chest.

Daerlynn asks, "What can I say?"

Daerlynn bats her eyes at Heston.

Daerlynn smiles sweetly at you with a wink.

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Hey diddle diddle diddle

Now his monkey gets no twiddle

a fee fie fiddle-e-i-ay!

Hey diddle diddle diddle

my cat gets all the fiddles..."

Daerlynn playfully asks, "And ... you know what?"

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"I came home smelling like a Rose!"

Daerlynn coyly says, "Yes... every night..."

Daerlynn growls ferociously!

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"I come home smelling like a Rose!!!"

Daerlynn smiles almost salaciously at you with a wink, as she tosses her hair back and then dips into a slow, graceful curtsy.

Daerlynn coquettishly flicks her skirt at you.

Daerlynn sashays accross the stage, then ends with a demure wink.

Daerlynn grins.

Heston bows ceremoniously to Daerlynn.

Daerlynn exclaims, "Thank you!!"

Daerlynn says, "Now.... if you will indulge me... I would like to end with something... more serious.."

Daerlynn smiles.

Daerlynn blows a kiss to Jaebom!

Daerlynn grins.

Daerlynn says, "Especially in light of what is happening.."

Daerlynn stands silently.

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Daerlynn says, "On a serious note, I would like to give for you a true account of the new Temple's Ceremony of Mourning, and a remembrance of those who have gone before us."

Daerlynn bows her head reverently.

Daerlynn says, "I offer this today, so that the deeds, words and memories of those that fought for us so bravely in both the Gorbesh War and the War with Sorrow are not forgotten. Since, for these purposes, I am specifically remembering those that fought the Gorbesh, this work is dedicated to Wren, and to all of the Defenders of the Lute."

Daerlynn says, "If anyone wishes for me to memorialize those from the War with Sorrow in the same way, please see me after."

Daerlynn says, "This is an account of the actual Mourning and Remembrance Ceremony at the dedication celebrations of the new Temple in the Crossing. As such, it is partly poetry, partly song, and partly actual words of the participants themselves."

Daerlynn smiles out at Firannion.

Daerlynn says, "A Time to Remember"

Daerlynn recites:

"We are gathered together today to mourn.

But not only to mourn, but to remember.

To mourn, and to remember, the former Temple

To mourn, and to remember, those who gave of themselves in past wars.

To mourn, and to remember, those people that have touched us."

Daerlynn recites:

"Those people that, if even for one brief moment,

Have added their thread to the Tapestry of our Lives.

To mourn, and to remember.... and to Honor."

Daerlynn bows her head.

Daerlynn says, "For those of you who may not know, the old Temple fell and was razed during the Gorbesh's final assault on the Crossing."

Daerlynn chants in an alto voice:

"The Gorbesh had come, seeking Peri'el's Lute,

The Chalice, and a Bardess.

Especially a Bardess.

A Bardess named Wren."

Daerlynn recites:

"I was asked to present a work, a portion of which was to mourn the old Temple and to honor those that have fallen in our past wars. "

Daerlynn recites:

"Sometimes a Bard can honor with her own words, adding lofty eloquence and artistic license to events in the past."

Daerlynn recites:

"Other times, a Bard will do better to step aside, and let the past speak for itself."

Daerlynn recites:

"I have chosen to do the latter. What you will hear in much of this will be the words of the participants, the heroes if you will, echoing through the years."

Daerlynn moves to the front of the stage, her eyes aflame as they bore into yours.

Daerlynn quietly says, "Imagine, if you will, the scene."

Daerlynn recites:

"A city surrounded by the enemy

Besieged, harried

War horns blare continuously."

Daerlynn recites:

"Heroes guard a Lute deep inside the sewers

Dark,tense

Water dripping continuously."

Daerlynn recites:

"And a Bardess, in hiding.

The city besieged because of you...

And yet you don't know why.

Nightmares and visions inhabit your sleep.

Citizens counsel turning you over

To the enemy."

Daerlynn sits gently on the edge of the stage, an intensity burning in her eyes, in her being, as she draws you closer.

Daerlynn quietly says, "Can you imagine the horrible loneliness? And yet... she sings this song.. Only hours before the end. "

Daerlynn says, "A song by the Bardess Wren."

Daerlynn pulls out her cittern, and slips into a simple, gentle accompaniment.

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Sorrow Spring, will the rain never cease

Red Winter puddles before weak weary feet

We hold to our song and courage increase

Lest hope depart with our body's defeat."

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Does the loss of a feather doom the fall of a bird?

Does the loss of our lives mean a tacit downfall?

Do the cries of the fallen go ever unheard?

My brethren and sisters, let us lift up our call!"

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"My Lady, the music grows great in our hearts

Our hold to our lives still stronger this day

Let the lute sing with us who sought but to start

And seek each moment to learn how to play..."

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"To play the song of Life on the strings of thy power

A music that comes from your gift and bless'd song

A song we hear grows stronger this hour

A chorus of One, our faith is still ... strong."

Daerlynn quietly says, "And as Wren said in those final hours, I now say to you.... Sweet peace follow you."

Daerlynn sighs as she slips her delicate cittern back into her satchel, and stands, once more at the front of the stage.

Daerlynn says, "Meanwhile... the Gorbesh delivered an ultimatum..."

Daerlynn says, "And now, in their own words of the time .. Beckah, Dreamheart, Dredded, SanYves, Solmeron.. fellow adventurers like us.... let us watch the fall of a city and remember the brave men and women who fought for us in this war.. and in all wars."

Daerlynn recites:

"The horns had been sounding ... a message is delivered to the city.

Hand over Wren, or we attack in 30 minutes."

Daerlynn recites:

"Horns now sound outside.

It is about five minutes until the General's 30 minutes will be up.

We pray for more miracles."

Daerlynn recites:

"And then.. at the appointed time..."

Daerlynn yells, "The Temple has blown up!"

Daerlynn recites:

"The center of town is burning.

The living and dead alike are being thrown over the city walls."

Daerlynn recites:

"Oh, sweet Hodierna, a pile of dead beyond counting..

Crossing is lost..

About Wren and the Lute....

I know nothing."

Daerlynn recites:

"They are butchering everyone."

Daerlynn paces back and forth across the stage, her voice quiet but firm.

Daerlynn asks, "And.. what of the Lute watch?.. those defending Peri'el's Lute?"

Daerlynn flails her arms and tries to look serious.

Daerlynn says, "Let us turn to Dreamheart.. in the Lute Room.. as Crossing burns.."

Daerlynn flails her arms and tries to look serious.

Daerlynn recites:

"As the Gorbesh declared the Crossing theirs...

They also came to where we guarded the Lute."

Daerlynn recites:

"One by one, Bards first, we were drug out."

Daerlynn recites:

"Only a few remain here,...

There is no way to know whom the Gorbesh will drag next,"

Daerlynn recites:

"There is nothing that anyone can do about it if they come for you."

Daerlynn recites:

"I am close to tears and frustrated.

I wish I had better news."

Daerlynn recites:

"We have failed."

Daerlynn flails her arms and tries to look serious.

Daerlynn says, "And though the Lute at that time was saved by a miracle of Faenella, later to be stolen.. Wren was not so fortunate.."

(Daerlynn finally releases you with her eyes, and sits on the edge of the stage once more.)

Daerlynn recites:

"We stood guard over Wren as she slept.

She woke briefly, sang us her song,

She wished she could attend Sunnie's wedding,

And went back to her troubled sleep."

Daerlynn recites:

"When the Gorbesh arrived,

It was just like the Guard at the Lute watch

One by one we were dragged away..."

Daerlynn recites:

"No one saw what became of Wren's little sleeping body in the bed."

Daerlynn says, "And then, later..."

Daerlynn recites:

"Sallyanne snuck into the Crossing and reached Wren...

Just as she died... "

Daerlynn flails her arms and tries to look serious.

Daerlynn quietly says, "And thus, the Crossing fell. "

(Daerlynn sighs, lowering her head as a single tear falls for the beautiful, lost Bardess.)

Daerlynn recites:

"Let us now observe a moment of silence to all of those who fought for her in honor,

For those defenders of Crossing, of the Lute..

And for Wren...

And let us not forget the valiant men and women of this last war,

The War against Sorrow.

Let us remember the dwarves of Stone Clan, the defenders of Leth Deriel, of Riverhaven..

All of those who truly gave their last full measure."

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Daerlynn flails her arms and tries to look serious.

(Daerlynn pulls out her cittern once more, and begins to play a gentle accompaniment reminiscent of a gentle wind and soft falling tears.)

Daerlynn says, "This final song of our Faire is dedicated to all of those that we have known, that have gone on before us. That made our realms what they are today."

Daerlynn says, "To those that contributed their threads to the tapestry of our life and yet.. are no longer with us."

Daerlynn says, "You all know someone... someone that is no longer with us... whteher it be someome taken from us too soon, like Cassie or Jolinda.... or others that are just not in the realms yet their loss is felt... Nimuen... Soulcraft... Agraynel..."

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group just arrived.

Daerlynn says, "Now is your time to remember. Say their names out loud... remember them... love them... mourn them..."

Zazu smiles as she waits patiently in the wings as Daerlynn continues her performance.

Daerlynn says, "Remember them all."

Daerlynn says, "And now, for all of them, and to the wonderful Lady Divada, who was taken from us much too soon, and has left a hole in this fabric that will never be filled."

Daerlynn says, "To them I give, The Ash and The Willow."

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"The ash and the willow, the maple and oak

Stand guard over green silent mound

All is silent, not a word is spoke

Yet listen closely, and music is found."

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"The wind's soft whisper, a stream's playful bubbling

The soft creaking branches of trees

The music plays softly, not at all troubling

Nothing plays in the minor of keys."

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"The maple and oak, the ash and the willow

Stand guard o'er me as I cry

I lay down beside you, green mound is my pillow

As I sing to you my last lullaby"

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"Each note wakes memories as weeping I sing

And the leaves rustle gently o'er me

Soft whispers laden, my voice softly breaking

As I know I must go leave you be."

Daerlynn sings in an alto voice:

"The ash and the willow, the maple and oak

Stand guard in a small silent grove

I stand by you gazing, not a word can be spoke

As I say good-bye to you up above."

Daerlynn flails her arms and tries to look serious.

(Daerlynn stands slowly, slipping the gittern back into her satchel.)

Daerlynn quietly says, "May Faenella, Peri'el and Glythtide bless you all."

Daerlynn quietly says, "Thank you, and good night."

Daerlynn curtsies.

Daerlynn flails her arms and tries to look serious.

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Zazu lets out a hearty cheer for Daerlynn!

Zazu applauds.

Heston just took the hand of Daerlynn and gently kissed the back of it.

Ravenstorme applauds.

Ishimmer applauds.

Daerlynn smiles at Zazu.

Bubbinster applauds.

Daerlynn flails her arms and tries to look serious.

Dareth lets out a hearty cheer for Daerlynn!

Zazu smiles cautiously as she steps up beside Daerlynn

Zazu curls her tail around Daerlynn's waist.

Zazu just hugged Heston.

Xaphira applauds.

Heston just hugged Zazu.

Heston beams in loving admiration at Daerlynn!

Zazu cheerfully exclaims, "Folks, lets give it up for Daerlynn!"

Zazu gets an impish expression on her face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Dareth applauds.

Heston lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Ishimmer applauds.

Xaphira applauds.

Ravenstorme applauds.

Bubbinster applauds.

Ishimmer applauds.

Daerlynn smiles shyly.

Zazu cheerfully says, "What a day we have had! I have a couple of folks who would like to say a few words. Before ye leave."

Zazu smiles.

Heston clasps Daerlynn's hand tenderly and draws her into her arms.

Xaphira glances at Vorclaf.

Zazu smiles as she winks at you.

Bubbinster says, "I jes want to say thanks to all for attending the First Glythtide's Faire"

Daerlynn curtsies to Vorclaf.

Vorclaf smiles at Bubbinster.

Bubbinster says, "and a hearty thanks to our Liege, Prince Vorclaf, for hosting this Faire"

Zazu perks her ears up happily as she gazes at Bubbinster.

Xaphira nods to Vorclaf.

Ravenstorme applauds.

Xaphira smiles at Vorclaf.

Ishimmer applauds.

Xaphira applauds.

Zazu's face lights up with joy for Vorclaf.

Dareth lets out a hearty cheer for Vorclaf!

Vorclaf smiles.

Bubbinster says, "Truly a ruler of the people, he brings back entertainment to Zoluren that has long been dormant"

Bubbinster bows to Vorclaf.

Vorclaf bows to Bubbinster.

Ancath winks.

Vorclaf bows to the audience.

Bubbinster says, "I dont have much to give you, Prince"

Bubbinster says, "But I would like to give you something we of the Tavern Troupe feel is very important"

Bubbinster puts his broadsword in his mining belt.

Zazu smiles.

Bubbinster takes off a black tankard-shaped badge etched with the insignia of the Tavern Troupe.

Bubbinster offers Vorclaf a black tankard-shaped badge etched with the insignia of the Tavern Troupe.

Daerlynn grins.

Zazu giggles.

Zazu exclaims, "he's a great dancer!"

Bubbinster says, "Know that the troupe will always be at yer service"

Dareth chuckles at Zazu.

Bubbinster bows to Vorclaf.

Ravenstorme bows to Vorclaf.

Bubbinster exclaims, "and we do weddings and parties too!"

Bubbinster winks.

Xaphira giggles at Bubbinster.

Ishimmer chuckles.

Vorclaf says, "You have given accept"

Bubbinster offers Vorclaf a black tankard-shaped badge etched with the insignia of the Tavern Troupe.

Vorclaf says, "Yes, indeed."

Vorclaf accepts Bubbinster's tankard badge.

Vorclaf slowly empties his lungs.

Bubbinster bows to Vorclaf.

Vorclaf gazes at his badge.

Vorclaf shakes his head at Bubbinster.

Vorclaf quietly says, "I cannot accept this."

Vorclaf offers Bubbinster a black tankard-shaped badge etched with the insignia of the Tavern Troupe.

Vorclaf smiles.

Xaphira peers quizzically at Vorclaf.

Bubbinster says, "but, my liege...."

Bubbinster says, "it is honorary"

Bubbinster smiles.

Vorclaf says, "You mean to celebrate me, when I am but a man with a place where people can sit and enjoy. Celebrate yourselves, and your accomplishments. Do not celebrate me."

Bubbinster says, "sometimes dat is enough"

Vorclaf says, "The honor, Bubbinster, is having you in my home, and it is I who am truly honored."

Vorclaf offers Bubbinster a black tankard-shaped badge etched with the insignia of the Tavern Troupe.

Bubbinster says, "we have not had that before"

Bubbinster accepts Vorclaf's tankard badge.

Zazu quietly says, "his magesty is kind and thoughtful, he does not seek to draw attention to himself, but recognize those around him."

Bubbinster sighs.

Vorclaf smiles.

Zazu gazes at Vorclaf.

Daerlynn gnaws on her lip.

Zazu quietly says, "with the Apostles and the Dragon Shield at yer back, and the Troupe to entertain ye, Sire, ye have much wealth about you."

Vorclaf says, "Had I not broken my goblet into bits, I would be toasting the efforts of those who came here today...to give."

Zazu smiles at Vorclaf.

(Daerlynn slips her hand into Heston's.)

Vorclaf smiles.

Zazu exclaims, "then a toast!"

Bubbinster sighs.

Heston smiles at Zazu.

Zazu exclaims, "on the Prince's Behalf!"

Bubbinster scowls.

Xaphira opens her instrument case.

Zazu exclaims, "and a toast!"

Vorclaf bows to Zazu.

Xaphira gets a heavy crystal goblet from inside her instrument case.

Ravenstorme exclaims, "cheers!"

(Heston squeezes Daerlynn's fingers and raises her mug)

Zazu exclaims, "to all those who performed here today!"

Reveler Roxana just arrived.

Zazu waves her goblet around, sloshing some of its contents over the side. What a waste of perfectly good whisky!

Ravenstorme gets a glass of mulberry-wheat beer from inside his red backpack.

Roxana exclaims, "I've seen him dance!"

Roxana winks.

Daerlynn smiles at Roxana.

(Xaphira raises her goblet in toast)

Ravenstorme moves a ebony longbow to his left hand.

Ravenstorme moves a glass of mulberry-wheat beer to his right hand.

Zazu exclaims, "to all those who protected us!"

Ishimmer gets a goblet of chocolate milk from inside his armor pack.

Zazu waves her goblet around, sloshing some of its contents over the side. What a waste of perfectly good whisky!

Arnorr slips into the row and takes his seat.

Ravenstorme offers Vorclaf a glass of mulberry-wheat beer.

Arnorr slips out of his seat and moves to another row.

Vorclaf accepts Ravenstorme's mulberry-wheat beer.

Ravenstorme grins.

Tavern Trouper Espritia just arrived.

Dareth gets a goblet of Deeper's rum from inside his journey pack.

Zazu exclaims, "to Glythide!"

Ravenstorme moves a ebony longbow to his right hand.

Roxana just hugged Espritia.

Zazu waves her goblet around, sloshing some of its contents over the side. What a waste of perfectly good whisky!

Ravenstorme exclaims, "Aye!"

Roxana exclaims, "To Glythide!"

Zazu exclaims, "cheers!"

Daerlynn slowly opens her satchel, as she watches those around her.

Daerlynn gets a tarnished silver whiskey flask from inside her messenger's satchel.

Vorclaf raises his glass high over his head.

Zazu takes a sip of her whisky.

Daerlynn waves a tarnished silver whiskey flask around.

Ishimmer says, "cheers"

(Espritia raises her goblet in toast!)

Dareth exclaims, "cheers!"

Vorclaf exclaims, "To Glythtide! Cheers!"

Ishimmer takes a sip of his milk.

Daerlynn opens her whiskey flask.

Daerlynn tips up her flask and begins chugging down her cherry schnapps!

Dareth takes a sip of his rum.

Roxana laughs!

Espritia takes a sip of her burgundy.

Heston guzzles down some of her mead and then smacks her lips and wipes them with her sleeve.

Daerlynn says, "Mmmm... cherry schnapps...."

Daerlynn closes her whiskey flask.

Xaphira puts her goblet in her instrument case.

Xaphira closes her instrument case.

Daerlynn attaches a tarnished silver whiskey flask to her belt.

Vorclaf takes a sip of his beer.

Daerlynn quickly closes her satchel.

Roxana exclaims, "No one or thing will rob this night of merriment from us!"

Roxana grins.

Zazu asks, "M'lord, shall we consider this Faire officially closed?"

Zazu directs a curious meow at Vorclaf.

Vorclaf says, "Not quite yet."

Dareth puts his rum in his journey pack.

Vorclaf smiles.

Zazu grins at Vorclaf.

Xaphira smiles at Vorclaf.

Dareth glances at Vorclaf.

Zazu smiles as she steps back and gives Vorclaf the stage.

Vorclaf says, "Before we close the evening, there are a few additional people I would like to address."

Vorclaf smiles.

Vorclaf says, "There are some out there who mean harm to come to Zoluren and its people, and they did try, again, to cause mayhem. And to them, I can say only..."

Vorclaf gazes down at the floor.

Vorclaf exclaims, "You missed me AGAIN!"

Vorclaf laughs!

Vorclaf does a happy little dance!

Dareth laughs!

Ravenstorme lets out a hearty cheer for Vorclaf!

Xaphira chuckles.

Roxana lets out a hearty cheer for Vorclaf!

Ishimmer laughs!

Xaphira lets out a hearty cheer for Vorclaf!

Zazu giggles a little oddly.

Vorclaf gets an impish expression on his face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Zazu gets a blue-green felt hat from inside her hip pouch.

(Daerlynn slips into the protective circle of Heston's arms.)

Blushing, Zazu hides her face behind a blue-green felt hat, coyly peeking over the edge.

Roxana leans on Bubbinster.

Vorclaf smiles.

Daerlynn smiles at Heston.

Vorclaf hums to himself.

Heston enfolds Daerlynn in a warm embrace.

Espritia gazes at Vorclaf.

Zazu crumples her hat in one fist.

Using one hand, Zazu places her felt hat upon her head and runs her fingers along its edge to gently smooth the brim.

Vorclaf says, "Zoluren....good day."

Bubbinster puts on a black tankard-shaped badge etched with the insignia of the Tavern Troupe.

Vorclaf waves.

Zazu exclaims, "thank you all!"

Ravenstorme bows to Vorclaf.

Xaphira applauds.

Zazu exclaims, "we hope to see you next year!"

Zazu applauds.

Dareth waves to Vorclaf.

Espritia curtsies to Vorclaf.

Roxana curtsies to Vorclaf.

Vorclaf applauds.

Bubbinster says, "wait a second"

Xaphira curtsies to Vorclaf.

Zazu exclaims, "three cheers for Vorclaf!"

Markhor just arrived.

Dareth bows to Vorclaf.

Ishimmer applauds.

Roxana lets out a hearty cheer for Vorclaf!

Markhor bows to Vorclaf.

Dareth applauds.

Daerlynn curtsies.

Zazu lets out a hearty cheer for Vorclaf!

Ishimmer gets an impish expression on his face, and lets out a hearty cheer.

Zazu lets out a hearty cheer for Vorclaf!

Vorclaf exclaims, "Three cheers for Zoluren!"

Markhor lets out a hearty cheer for Vorclaf!

Ravenstorme lets out a hearty cheer for Vorclaf!

Roxana lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Vorclaf lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Xaphira lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Roxana lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Jokester Inessa just arrived.

Ravenstorme lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Xaphira lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Ravenstorme lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Xaphira lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Ravenstorme lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Zazu lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Markhor lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Zazu lets out a loud "Huzzah!"

Jokester Inessa went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Roxana smiles.

Vorclaf dusts himself off.

Vorclaf went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Zazu says, "and now, good citizens, we take our leave"

Mistress of Ceremony Zazu's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Roxana waves.

Roxana smiles.

Tavern Trouper Espritia went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Roxana says, "Thank you one and all."

Markhor smiles.

Reveler Roxana went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Markhor says, "Thank you very much."

Heston smiles at Markhor.

Markhor smiles.

Markhor waves.

Markhor went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.

Heston smiles at Daerlynn.

Heston kisses Daerlynn. And she doesn't seem to want to stop.

Daerlynn kisses Heston. And she doesn't seem to want to stop.

Daerlynn asks, "Out?"

Daerlynn giggles.

Poet Heston's group went through some double doors of polished teak trimmed in gold.